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Tamara Mellon’s High Maintenance Old Rich Pretentious Body in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Tamara Mellon and she works in fashion…She’s older, superficial, rich, probably high maintenance, annoying and pretentious….you know acting like a gay dude, but rocking a cunt that so much cock has been inside cuz she wanted to be the girl in Sex in the City, but more importantly, cuz you don’t get a billion dollar clothing/shoe company called Jimmy Choo by not sucking and fucking dick….and the good news is that in her vanity and possibly drug addiction, drive and eating disorder in her glamourous life have kept her skinny….surrounded by models and being a uppity cunt helps with that….. Here are the pics of her hot 50 year old body.

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Can You Catch Any Nudity in Contagion?

Contagion’s in theaters, and Mr. Skin has the skinny on where to find stars Gwyneth Paltrow , Kate Winslet , and Marion Cotillard naked . On Blu-Ray, Angie Dickinson is undressed to thrill in Dressed to Kill, and Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio gets topless in Scarface.

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Pure Hilarity!!: Lil Duval Addresses Lil Wayne’s Skinny Jeans Trend [Video]

Pure Hilarity!!: Lil Duval Addresses Lil Wayne’s Skinny Jeans Trend [Video]

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Eva Longoria Short Shorts of the Day

Here are some pictures of Eva Longoria taking her skinny legs and Mexican booty in short shorts that don’t look like the average 35 year old mexican legs and booty, possibly cuz she doesn’t have 14 kids and live in a clay hut making corn tortillas…shopping, instead of making beds and cleaning up shit smeared bed sheets, used condoms off the floor and vomit off the ceiling in 3 star hotles like she should be. It’s not racist, I’m mexican. Funny how life just works out for some people..

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Game of Thrones? More Like Game of Bones!

Water for Elephants opens this week, and Mr. Skin’s got the skinny on the best place to see star Reese Witherspoon’s boobs . Sofia Coppola’s Somewhere comes out on DVD, and it’s got some bare, like The Ruins babe Laura Ramsey topless . And on the boob tube, Game of Thrones was stunningly naked. Talk about fantasy made flesh.

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Kate Bowsworth Skinny Legs of the Day

I prefer Kate Bowsworth topless on the beach , even if those topless pictures were staged and no nipple was captured on film, see I get that her skinny ass has small ass tits, but you’d still expect to see nipple, unless of course she’s had a mastectomy and opted out of getting nipples tattooed on, otherwise, there’s no fucking excuse… Not that it matters, I mean the reality is that Kate Bowsworth doesn’t need nipples, sure she’s looking fucking old, but she’s maintained her skinny, and there’s something really magical about a skinny girl, with skinny legs and a skinny body and that magical something is that she’s not fucking fat, like every other bitch in the world these days….making her one of the dying breeds…soon to be extint…I saw Wal-E, I know how shit ends up…. Either way, nice legs, I’d love to wear them as a scarf.

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Kirsten Dunst is Naked in Melanchloia of the Day

Here’s some movie about the end of the world staring Kirsten Dunst, which is appropriate, because the end of the world already happened to her, and I guess she’s picking up the pieces like the nuclear holocaust hit and she survived, trying to brush her shoulder’s off and figure out the next steps of life, you know putting the shattered pieces back together like a complex puzzle that is drug and substance abuse, that took her from the top to the gutter, climbing back into the limelight one nude scene at a time…and lucky for us, they snuck some naked Dunst in the trailer, cuz her busty tits on her skinny frame, are always pornographic to me….

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Angela Simmons in her Bikini of the Day

I am the unofficial Angela Simmons fan club because no one else knows who she is, and really I don’t either, other than tht her dad is RUN DMC and her uncle is Adult Lisp Russell Simmons, leading to living a life on a beach in Miami, leading to her always being in a bikini, leading to me posting the pics cuz I have little else to do, leading to everyone seeing her big black ass putting som the skinny white ass on some bitch behind her to shame….not that that’s a good thing to everyone….but good enough for me cuz I’ve never banged a black girl, they’ve always rejected my offers aggressively. Not that you care. Here are the pics.

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Angela Simmons in her Bikini of the Day

Paris Hilton’s On Again Off Again Cleavage

I don’t know what’s happening with Paris Hilton and that cocaine thing she’s got going on, I don’t really care, but I like her skinny girl boobies so here they are. They’re not as magical as they were the other day, but they’ll do for now. I’m really confused as to how she gets them looking so big when they’re clearly quite small. And does it work on testicles because mine need some help… They look like golf balls in a pillow case.

Kristen Stewart’s Boney Leg Show Continues

Kristen Stewart is everywhere these days promoting her latest sensitive vampire movie, I’m not complaining, she’s showing off her skinny long boney legs every chance she gets and I like it. They’re all pale and sexy. Hot. Anyhow, I’m glad that she’s at least trying to wear more women’s clothing, it suits her, but I know that once she’s done promoting this crap she’ll probably go back to her regular grungy jeans and ladies softball coach sweater so we’d better enjoy it while we can. more pictures of Kristen Stewart here