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Nicki Minaj Teases Clothing Collection: 10 Most Hilarious Stan Comments

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How Many Drinks?? Slizzard Azz Miguel Arrested And Hauled Off To Jail For DUI In California

Get your life together ! Miguel Arrested For DUI In California Via TMZ reports: Miguel — the guy behind the smash hit “Adorn” and “#Beautiful” with Mariah Carey — was arrested for driving drunk in L.A. early this morning … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us … California Highway Patrol officers initially flagged the 27-year-old singer’s 2013 BMW X6 for speeding and tinted windows on an L.A. freeway around 2:15 AM. During the stop, officers noticed the singer reeked of booze … and performed various field sobriety tests, which he bombed. Miguel — full name Miguel Jontel Pimentel — also took a breathalyzer and blew a .10 and .11 … which is over the .08 legal limit in CA. Miguel was then arrested for DUI and hauled to a nearby station where he was booked … and released a few hours later on $5,000 bail. According to his booking sheet, Miguel is 5’7″ and 140 pounds. He’s scheduled to appear in court in September. So far, no word from Miguel’s camp. Miguel is smaller than most women, we’re sure it didn’t take more than a Mike’s Hard Lemonade to get him drunk.

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In Wasted White Folks News: A Slizzard Dina Lohan Ordered To Cease All Contact With Daughter Lindsay After Drunk Dialing Her In Rehab

Epitome of a bad mother… Dina Lohan Drunk Dials Daughter Lindsay While She’s In Rehab As if resident Hollyweird wild child Lindsay Lohan isn’t having a hard enough time on her own going through rehab for her drug and alcohol addiction, Lindsay’s mother Dina has now been banned from contacting her during her rehab stint after Dina drunk dialed the clinic looking to speak to her daughter. via TMZ Lindsay Lohan’s mother has been banned from participating in her rehab treatment after a drunken phone call a few weeks ago … TMZ has learned. Sources tell us shortly before Lindsay’s birthday, July 2, Cliffside rehab facility got Dina on the phone — so LiLo could have a conversation with her. But we’re told the person from the clinic who spoke to Dina believed she was hammered, and quickly nixed the idea of letting her speak to Lindsay. Furthermore, we’re told the rehab team felt it would be best for LiLo’s treatment if she stopped talking to Dina altogether for the rest of her stay. Nothing says “support” like drunk dialing a person who’s in rehab trying to beat an alcohol addiction. SMH. Continue reading

Florida Crazies: 19-Year-Old Slizzard Nutcase Bloodies Grandpa’s Nose And Bites His Grandma After They Confront Him For Drinking Up Their Wine

How you gonna bite Grandma though ? Via Daytona News-Journal reports : A Deltona man confronted by his grandmother for drinking her two bottles of wine bit her on the shoulder, investigating Volusia deputies said. Blake Hale, 19, also gave his 70-year-old grandpa a bloody nose, an arrest report shows. Deputies were called to the Albury Avenue home in Deltona at 7:49 p.m. Tuesday where 59-year-old Sue Wilson reported her grandson had bitten her, investigators said. Wilson said Hale was acting drunk when she came home and she noticed two bottles of her wine were empty, deputies said. The woman reported Hale became defensive, angry and started yelling obscenities at her. The verbal argument escalated into a physical confrontation and Hale started to bite Wilson on the shoulder as she walked out the front door, the report said. Wilson had a bite mark on her right shoulder, deputies said. When deputies made contact with Wilson’s 70-year-old husband, he reported Hale had punched him and given him a minor bloody nose. Deputies arrested Hale and charged him with battery on a person 65 years or older and battery, the arrest report states. WTF has gotten into these kids?

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Random Ridiculousness: Limo Driver Popped By One-Time For Driving High School Students To Prom While Slizzard

Driving while drunk . Applaud his dumb a**. Limo Driver Arrested For Driving Drunk According to CBS Chicago A 54-year-old man is accused of drunk driving while transporting a bus full of high school students to the prom in Glen Ellyn last evening. 23 students from Oswego East High School were on that bus, says the DuPage County Sheriff’s office. And they noticed the driver – Richard L. Madison of Palos Hills – was driving erratically. So they told their parents, who notified two off-duty Oswego police officers who were working security at the prom. Madison was arrested and charged with misdemeanor counts of DUI and reckless conduct. The DuPage County Sheriff say Madison was working for the Limos Alive Party Bus company based in Alsip. Its website says Limos Alive “will provide you with the ultimate party atmosphere to get you going along the way. Comfortable limousine style seating, laser lighting, stereo surround sound and mini bar.” It was Oswego east high school’s senior prom. and Kelsey Dano was expecting the night of her life. Instead, what she got, was the ride of her life. “I had a feeling he was drunk when we first went into the ditch,” said Kelsey Dano. Dano says 54-year-old Richard Madison drove into a ditch just as he was leaving the Oswego subdivision where he picked up 24 students. “We went out of the subdivision, but he cut through multiple subdivisions just to get onto the main raid and then he hopped over two medians,” said Dano. Madison was arrested when the group finally arrived at the prom site, Abbidington Banquets near Glen Ellyn, a 45-minute trip that took 75 minutes instead. “We got there, we got out of the bus or whatever, he kind of was stumbling and his eyes were really red,” said Dano. So Kelsey said she knew he was drunk when he drove into the ditch? Yea that would be our first clue too sweetie. Continue reading

For The Stans: King Bey Drops $26K Getting Her Dancers Slizzed, Then Rallies The Hive For Manchester Show

Must be nice… BeyBey’s backup dancers got super slizzard to celebrate their final London show date — and the celebration set the singer back a whopping $26,000! Via Belfast Telegraph reports : Beyoncé Knowles treated her dancers to a $26,000 bash to mark her last London tour date. The Sun reports that the superstar singer treated her crew to the celebratory bash to mark the end of the London leg of her tour. Beyoncé splashed out $26,000 on alcohol in a Champagne bar at an East London hotel following the last of her six shows at the capital’s O2 Arena. “Beyonce wanted to say thanks to all of the backing dancers, crew and everyone else involved with putting on the six shows,” a source told the newspaper. “Between the lot of them they managed to drink their way through more than $26,000 worth of booze in just a few hours.” Her dancers clearly enjoyed letting their hair down at Beyoncé’s bash, although the tour still has some way to go. The Mrs Carter World Tour. will end in August taking in a total of 65 dates including 35 in Europe. “They got stuck in as they knew they had a few days off afterwards,” the insider recalled. “They were still in there at closing time at 4am. “They are only part-way through her tour, but the pressure was on in London and she was chuffed they all helped her put on a good show.” Beyoncé still has three gigs to play in Manchester, before jetting off to Dublin and Belgium. Cuz nothing says thank you like a new car’s worth of liquor riiiiiiiight? The King is lookin’ kinda loose up there herself, how many drinks did she have? Hit the flip for the latest from King Bey’s IG account. Instagram Continue reading

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In White Folks News: Reese “Do You Know Who I Am?” Witherspoon’s Thirsty Stepmother Claims She’s A Drunk Who Mistreats Her Father

Reese Witherspoon’s Stepmother Calls Her A Disrespectful Drunk Hollyweird actress Reese Witherspoon won’t soon live down her recent run in with the law that continues to make headlines everywhere, and her money-hungry stepmother is looking to cash in before the hype dies down. via National Enquirer The ENQUIRER has learned that 61-year-old Tricianne Taylor- Witherspoon, who is married to Reese’s dad, John, but admits she has never actually met the “Walk The Line” star, is trying to sell a shocking tell-all about how Reese “destroyed” their family – and she’s holding out for a $100,000 payday to expose the actress’ secrets. “Based on Reese’ behavior in those police videos following her recent arrest, I believe she has a serious drinking problem and needs to get professional help,” Tricianne told The ENQUIRER. “I think Reese’s father is living in denial about the severity of her drinking, because he insists that the entire arrest was a set-up by police.” Tricianne, who married John Witherspoon in January 2012, says she believes Reese “was so awful and disrespectful to her fa­ther” at the beauty’s March 2011 wedding to talent agent Jim Toth that Reese’s father “almost bailed on her and refused to walk her down the aisle.” “Reese shows very little respect for her father, and he’s been os­tracized by her because she’s so angry that he married me.” Tricianne is more than eager to tell “her side” for price. Sounds like somebody is down to do or say whatever to get some gwap at her slizzard stepdaughter’s expense. Could be bad for Reese if anybody believes these claims….but for now, it doesn’t look like that’s happening anytime soon. Continue reading

Drugs Are Bad M’kay: Child Star Turned Degenerate Macaulay Culkin Spotted Leaving British Nightclub Cussin’ And Screaming Before Catching Fade With Photogs

Got H-Ron ? Macaulay Culkin has been over there acting up in the UK. Via Daily Mail reports : Actor and DJ Macaulay Culkin was reportedly ‘cursing and screaming’ as he left a Brighton night club in the early hours of Tuesday morning. The 32-year old had been attending a friend’s gig at The Haunt, but as he exited the venue he allegedly grew irate and launched himself at a waiting photographer. According to an eye-witness, the actor cursed at his target, telling him to ‘go to hell.’ Wearing the same outfit as the day earlier, Macaulay hid his face behind a pair of RayBan wayfarer sunglasses and a camouflage scarf. He could be seen grabbing a man while, the gentleman attempted to push the Richie Rich star back. Another man tried to restrain Culkin, but he continued to launch himself at the photographer. Onlookers then watched Culkin jump into a waiting van, transporting his friends Adam Green and Binki Shapiro. Those already in the vehicle did not react as their American companion aggressively made his way inside. At approximately 1.30am, Macaulay arrived at the Ibis hotel, covering his face with his scarf until he was safely inside the lobby. Mail Online have contacted Culkin’s representatives for comment. The reason for Macaulay’s outburst is unknown, and is the first of its kind since he arrived in the UK to join his friend Adam Green on tour. Coincidentally, his ex-girlfriend Mila Kunis is also in the country, filming Jupiter Ascending, although it is not known if any contact was made between the pair. The former child star has travelled to Manchester, London and Bristol already with the musicians, and even joined the band onstage at the latter to perform a Beach Boys cover. However in London, a fellow club-goer saw Culkin looking rather worse for wear, and even mistook him for a homeless man. Student Marley Spindler met Culkin outside The Village Undeground, in the early hours, telling Radar Online: ‘We chatted for about five minutes and he said he was in London seeing friends though he was vacant, speaking very quietly and mellow. He looked spaced out.’ ‘I didn’t recognize him at first — I thought it was some homeless guy who was scrounging a smoke.’ SMH. Jacko is probably rolling over in his grave right now. Get ya life together. SplashNews/WENN

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Drugs Are Bad M’kay: Child Star Turned Degenerate Macaulay Culkin Spotted Leaving British Nightclub Cussin’ And Screaming Before Catching Fade With Photogs