‘ Andre Berto Heads To Haiti For Hurricane Relief We wanted to make sure to acknowledge Andre Berto this week. The boxer traveled to Haiti bringing tons of food, clothes and medical supplies to help the victims of Hurricane Matthew. As BOSSIP previously reported, over 900 people were killed in Haiti by the horrific storm.
Man Arrested For Breaking Into House To Save Dog From Imagined Fire While High On LSD People be wildin’ . According to WNYT , a drugged out man living in Bumblef**k, New York had a really bad trip and did major damage to his neighbor’s home… Troopers say 43-year-old Michael Orchard of Inglewood Drive told them he mixed LSD with cough medicine Thursday afternoon and they found him, standing heroically with a dog in his arms outside of what he thought was a giant inferno. “He believed that the residence was on fire and he was rescuing the dog,” said Trooper Mark Cepiel, Troop G Spokesperson. Neighbors tell NewsChannel 13 Orchard went around the neighborhood banging on doors yelling about a fire. Since no one would help, because there was no fire. The animal lover took matters into his own hands to save the dog, allegedly driving his black BMW sedan through the fence. Troopers say once Orchard got through this fence with his vehicle, he got out, went up to the back door, smashed through it and went inside to save the family’s large white dog. When Mr. Orchard came down from his high, he found himself charged with 2nd degree burglary, 3rd degree criminal mischief and put in county jail on $15,000 bail. Don’t do drugs. Image via Shutterstock
Apprentice Producers Reveal Donald Trump Insulted Khloe Kardashian Donald Trump has a lot of opinions on the physical appearance of women — and even more interesting ones on the best way to court them . Now, Apprentice producers are revealing that he had some slick isht to say about Khloe Kardashian while he was appearing on his show years ago…and hit her with the “you’re fired!” because of it. Rather than firing her based on poor performance or as a result of any other faux pas…Donald apparently searched for a reason to get rid of her because he was just plain tired of looking at her. Via Huffington Post : According to sources on the show, Trump complained to producers about Kardashian’s looks and itched to have her removed from the show. “He basically wanted to just get rid of her,” an editor on the show recalled. “He called her a ‘piglet.’” The editor said that Trump asked: “What is this? We can’t even get the hot one?” ― in reference to Kardashian’s sister, Kim. A second source at “The Apprentice” confirmed the incident, using similar words to describe what Trump said about the Kardashians. “He said: ‘Why don’t we fire Khloe? She is a fat piglet. Why did we get the ugly Kardashian?’” A third source, another editor, recalled the firing as being notable because of how personal Trump made it. “When they fired [her], it wasn’t on merit,” the editor said. “It was on him not liking her.” The editor said that Trump went to the staff and asked: “What’s the reason we can get her off [the show]?” Odd, since he seemed to have a lot of negative isht to say about Kim, too . We just find it amazing that someone who looks at THIS in the mirror every day… …would have ANYTHING to say about how any woman looks. SMH. Instagram/AP/Getty
Dennis Hof Claims Kardashian Family Cursed Him Lamar Odom’s tragic drug overdose that nearly cost him his life and his physical function thereafter happened only one year ago yesterday…and the owner of the brothel in which it took place suffered a tragic event of his own to mark the occasion. Dennis Hof, the owner of the Love Ranch at which Odom’s overdose took place, lost his $2 million Reno mansion when it burned to the ground on Thursday. The home lit up after a controlled government-run burn got out of control latched onto his home. As Hof told TMZ, he definitely feels like Khloe and her Kardashian sisters put some kind of hex or roots on him after Lamar’s incident. We don’t know if they’re quite THAT powerful, but that timing is definitely suspicious… He also says he’s planning to be living full time on a remote island by this time next year. Hopefully the Kardashians and their curses can’t reach him there. Splash/WENN/AKM-GSI
Ken Bone Believes George Zimmerman Was Justified In Killing Trayvon Martin A NYDailyNews report is painting some of y’alls favorite new meme homie as a certified P.O.S. Ken Bone has been enjoying the fruits of his viral labor after he became an internet sensation following the second Presidential debate. But we are learning more about Bone’s background and suffice to say, he’s kind of a douchebag… Yup, Ken Bone believes that despite George Zimmerman being a “big ole s#!t bird” had every right to put bullets in Trayvon Martin . Not only that, but… In some of his more salacious posts, Bone discusses his liking for pregnant women – who he referred to as “beautiful human submarines” on an NSFW thread called “PreggoPorn” – and the benefits of getting a vasectomy. Come get ya mans. SMH. Image via Twitter
Black Transwoman Kicked Off Flight For Wearing “Black Panther” Hat Amanda Stevens, a black transgender freelance journalist from Albany, NY was hoping to peacefully take a flight to Chicago to cover a League of Legends event. However, the flight crew wasn’t feeling her attire and eventually put her off the flight because of it . The trouble started when the pilot expressed discomfort over Amanda’s A$AP Rocky shirt, which featured a black and white American flag turned upside down: Dear @united this shirt shouldn't make your pilot uncomfortable enough to warrant having me spoken to and told to take it off pic.twitter.com/AHNU3pZxLC — Amanda Stevens (@sagegnosis) October 12, 2016 Now, WHY the pilot was inspecting the clothing of passengers before boarding the plane, we aren’t sure. Especially since an American flag displayed upside down is actually an internationally recognized sign of distress — something a pilot should generally know… But Amanda complied by turning her shirt inside out before boarding. However, as soon as she got seated, suddenly flight attendants had even more issues with her flight attire. Next, it was her Marvel “Black Panther” hat that had them shook: And now I am being told I can't wear my hat @united this is unreal and fucking racist pic.twitter.com/338GyYDa97 — Amanda Stevens (@sagegnosis) October 12, 2016 And if singling her out for clothing items they clearly mis-assigned as “terrorist” or otherwise offensive wasn’t enough…they sought the first opportunity they could find to label her aggressive and put her out. According to Gizmodo : Reached by phone, Stevens told io9 that a United representative first raised concerns when she was preparing to board flight 5183 from Albany to Chicago. Stevens told me that she’s flown in this outfit before but turned the shirt inside out. She was then told that the hat was a concern as well. She was allowed to board the plane but had a tense exchange with an attendant who asked her to place her bag under the seat in front of her. “I didn’t know if I was going to be staying on the plane or not and I said that,” she told me. “I was grumbling because I was frustrated.” Stevens then told me that the exchange with the flight attendant was given as the reason that she was ejected from the flight. He didn't seem that bothered to give me a smug look when he walked past me to the bathroom @united — Amanda Stevens (@sagegnosis) October 12, 2016 The pilot feels “uncomfortable” @united I didn't know he has to look at me while he flies. I feel uncomfortable having a racist pilot — Amanda Stevens (@sagegnosis) October 12, 2016 Kicked off the flight — Amanda Stevens (@sagegnosis) October 12, 2016 Lord…they kick Muslims off the plane for being “threatening,” and Black folks off the plane for wearing things that make the pilot — who literally NEVER has to see passengers — uncomfortable. Do white people get kicked off the plane for ANYTHING? Or is this treatment just “scary” Black and brown folks?? Twitter/FoxNews
Chef Ebrahim’s Fake Deepery Is Taking Over Instagram Thirsty Instagram philosopher/chef Ebrahim Aseem is the latest fake woke “life coach” preaching to gullible Nubian Black queenssss on social media at a hilariously scammy time where ANYONE can be an expert on ANYTHING online. Hit the flip to meet the freckled philosopher feeding hearts and minds on IG.
Woman Attacks Newlywed Husband Because Of Giant Penis One South African couple had a wedding night that neither one of them is likely to ever forget . Groom Mnobo Madyibi says he met his wife in church last year…at which point she stressed that she’d like to abstain from intercourse until they were married . But it seems like she may have at least wanted to get a peek at the merchandise before purchasing, because it turned out to be WAY more than she could ultimately handle. The groom – apparently nicknamed “Anaconda” by pals who’ve seen what he’s working with in the soccer locker room – claims his virgin wife was so frightened by the size and girth of his peen that she decided to attack him rather than take it. As he told The Daily Star : “All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay. But all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear. My wife said she wanted a 4-5 inside her, not an anaconda. When I tried to penetrate her, she bit my ear before squeezing my balls. Before I knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I’d bought her as a gift.” Mnobo claims he scremed so loud during the attack that he woke other sleeping guests in their Coffee Bay, South Africa bed and breakfast. Needless to say, nothing further went down between them that night. “We took different buses back home. I don’t want to lay charges against my new wife. I love her. I think she’s angry because I could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar.” We aren’t sure that’s quite enough reason for a vicious, ball-twisting attack…but he knows her better than we do. Either way, his wife, who refused to share her name with the press, denies that the incident was quite that dramatic — though she did reiterate that she had no plans of wrecking her insides with all that peen he’s packing. “He has a big penis – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush. I only slapped him on the cheek.” The couple has thankfully agreed to go to couple’s counselling and not involve the police. Do you think it’s truly possible that it was that serious…or is the inexperienced bride probably just being a bit over-the-top? What she described didn’t sound all that appealing after all… TheDailyStar