W…T..F …is that?! Farrah Abraham’s Botched Lip Implant Farrah Abraham recently took a break from her attention sloring via sex toys and freaky flicks to show off the effects of her botched plastic surgery. The “Teen Mom” star apparently went under the knife to get a lip implant (who does that?) and ended up having a HORRIBLE allergic reaction to the procedure. She’s since compared her insane duck lips to Leela from “Futurama.” Sheesh, her lips are SCARY as hell….don’t go under the knife kids! Twitter
SMH!! Manhattan Man Murders Father Over Lowered Allowance A spoiled NYC heir has murdered his father inside his parents’ Manhattan home…all in anger over his weekly allowance being lowered to $300.00. Via NYDN : A wealthy hedge-fund chief was gunned down by his adult son after he threatened to cut his allowance by a $100 a week and stop paying his steep rent, cops said Monday. Spoiled manchild Thomas Gilbert Jr., 30, flew into a murderous rage when he confronted his fed-up dad, Thomas Gilbert Sr., 70, over the downsizing of financial support, police said. “He was on a stipend from the family. Looks like he was in debt,” NYPD Chief of Detectives Robert Boyce said of the accused killer. The freeloading son, a Princeton grad, shot his father once in the head with a .40-caliber Glock 22 handgun Sunday afternoon inside is parents’ multimillion-dollar Beekman Place apartment, police said. He then callously staged the murder scene to appear as if it was a suicide, placing the gun on his father’s chest and putting the dead man’s left hand over it, Boyce said. Gilberts parents recently told him they were cutting his $400 a week allowance by $100, a police source said. His parents also informed him they would no longer pay the rent on his apartment in a Chelsea building, where rents average $3,100 a month, the source said. As it turns out, this may not have been the first murderous tantrum the “spoiled manchild” threw in recent months. As news of the murder broke, neighbors began to suspect that Gilbert was responsible for a mysterious fire in the Hamptons a few months back. Via MailOnline : Last September 18, Gilbert was arrested for violating an order of protection three days after a Hamptons family home burned to the ground in a case of suspect arson. Multiple acquaintances of Gilbert Jr, repeated the rumor they had heard that the Princeton grad and Deerfield alumnus was a focus of suspicion when the house burned down. However, police have never identified Gilbert Jr. as a suspect nor has he been charged in the fire. In the early hours of September 15 this year, a blaze destroyed the beautiful Hamptons home owned by retired investment banker Peter L. Smith. According to sources, Peter Smith reportedly filed a restraining order against Gilbert Jr. this summer after an incident near his Williamsburg, Brooklyn home. SMH! So every time someone pisses this rich brat off, he has to burn some isht down or shoot somebody up?! It’ll be interesting to see what kind of time he gets now that his wealthy father isn’t there to save the day… Jefferson Siegel / NYDN
Too cute… Marco Perego & Zoe Saldana Reveal Twins’ Names Zoe Saldana gave birth to her twins with husband Marco Perego on December 8, but hasn’t publicly addressed their birth or revealed their names…until now. The actress took to her Instagram account to thank fans for their well-wishes and support and tell the world her newborn boys’ names: Via HollywoodLife : Zoe Saldana, 36, is officially a mom! The actress welcomed twin boys to the world on Dec. 8, with her husband, Marco Perego, 35, and confirmed the news via her social media on Jan. 2. Zoe also shared the names of her two baby boys! Can’t stand the anticipation? Wait no more! The names of Zoe and Marco’s bundles of joy are Cy and Bowie! The Guardians of the Galaxy star took to her Instagram to celebrate her happy news. Alongside a picture of matching baby bottles she wrote, “Our boys CY and BOWIE are finally here. #marcoperego and I wanted to thank you for your beautiful wishes and for your patience.” In an interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Oct. 17, Zoe revealed she and her hubby’s sole wish for her twin boys. “We just want them to be healthy,” said the actress. The baby boys’ grandparents, however, had a couple more wishes for their new grandsons! “My husband is very Italian and I’m very Latina so every day we have messages from our parents, ‘Oh it should be Rocko, Giovani, Luigi, Antonio, Ramon, Jose.’ And you’re like, ‘Oh my god, people chill, chill,’” said Zoe. Awwww, sounds like the new parents are proud and happy! What do you think of the names they chose?
SMH… Elderly Couple Killed In Random Home Invasion Via MailOnline : An elderly couple have been found dead after a father and son broke into their house in an apparent random home invasion, set the place on fire and abducted them. Jerome Faulkner, 73, and his wife Dora, 62, were killed after being taken from their home in Oak Hill, North Carolina, at 7am on New Year’s Day by two men who also stole their SUV. Police in Lewisburg, West Virginia found the couple’s bodies around 4pm following a shootout with the suspects when officers pulled over the stolen white Chevrolet SUV being driven by 21-year-old Eric Alexander Campbell. As police were talking to the suspect, his father, 54-year-old Edward Campbell, allegedly pulled alongside in a red SUV and opened fire on the officers, ABC11 reported. The father fled in his truck but was captured 90 minutes later in the woods. A search of his truck revealed two dead bodies under a mattress on the flatbed, according to WRAL. A spokesman from the Greenbrier County Sheriff’s Department told Daily Mail Online on Friday that two officers were shot by the suspects and had been hospitalized but were going to be fine. He said that the two quick-thinking cops had relatively new information as to the license plate of the stolen SUV when they apprehended the vehicle. Sheriff Brindell Wilkins, of Granville County, North Carolina, said he believed the couple were killed at their home and their bodies loaded into the truck before the suspects fled for more than 200 miles into West Virginia. So sick! Where were they planning to take the bodies anyway???
WTF?! Ray J Makes Emergency 911 Call To Prevent Princess Love Murder-Suicide According to TMZ reports : Ray J was afraid his girlfriend was going to pull a murder-suicide — offing him and then herself — just days after rapper Earl Hayes did the same … at least according to his 911 call that day. TMZ broke the story … Ray J freaked last month when he broke up with Princess Love, and he says she threatened to kill herself with a gun. We’ve obtained the 911 call he made … begging the dispatcher to send police to check on Princess. He repeatedly mentioned the Hayes murder-suicide — and that he attempted, but failed, to take Love’s gun. One weird thing to listen for — Ray J can’t seem to decide if he left Princess in the house out of fear, or because … “I gotta go shoot a television show.” Yes, he really said he left her in the house, alone, because he had to shoot a TV show. “Love you, baby. Hope you’re still alive when I get back from set. If so, what do you wanna eat tonight?” SMFH. Image via WENN Continue reading →
The Absolute Funniest Instagram Comments Of The Year There was so much unforgettable IG hilarity in 2014 that we had to make a Part 2 for the ’99 and 2015. Hit the flip for more of the funniest IG comments of 2014. Continue reading →
Age ain’t nothing but a number…until you try to get in the club. Kylie Jenner Sad She Can’t Go NYE Clubbing With Tyga Via RadarOnline : Kylie Jenner still has four more years before she can legally ring in the New Year with a glass of champagne. But despite her underage status, RadarOnline.com has learned, the 17-year-old wants to celebrate the last day of 2014 at a nightclub with her boyfriend Tyga — and is “pissed” that she’s too young to make it past the velvet rope. According to an insider, the underage Jenner and the 25-year-old bad-boy rapper “love to party together, and Kylie is pissed because she cannot go clubbing on New Year’s Eve like everyone else she knows.” Although most clubs require an ID to enter, “She is telling her sisters that it is not fair that she is so famous because she cannot get a fake ID or go out to a club or bar without people automatically knowing who she is.” “That isn’t going to stop her from trying to sneak into some clubs tonight,” the source says. And failing that, the source says, she won’t be sulking at home. “They are going to be hitting up a few house parties too,” the source says. As Radar reported, Jenner is “doing whatever she can” to stay close to her adult rapper boyfriend even though her family members almost unanimously disapprove of the relationship. “Her ego has really gotten out of hand lately,” the source says. “She is looking forward to 2015 because she will finally be 18 and will be allowed to do whatever she wants and can finally go public with Tyga since she will be an adult.” She’ll be able to do whatever she wants…EXCEPT go to the club with her bae, because she will still be under 21.
And the obstacles are civilians with their hands up saying “DON’T SHOOT!”… “PIG POPPER” App Lets Players Kill Alien Cops An iPhone/Android game is drawing a lot of attention in the wake of recent unrest surrounding police violence. PIG POPPER encourages players to blast “pig cops” into a bloody mess with their finger. In the game, alien pigs have taken over all of Earth’s police force. Now the pigs (dressed in everyday police uniform, SWAT gear, and detective outfits) are a threat to humanity and you must save the world by shooting them with your finger. From the iTunes App Description : Smash All PIGS with your finger! In year 2014, a highly intelligent race of Alien Pigs from the planet Porkuipter are on the verge of extinction. The Pigs travel from planet to planet looking for life form to help their dying race. After landing on Earth, the Porkupions are outraged to learn that pigs on Earth are no more than everyday meals. The Porkupions quickly devise a plan to take over Earth, safe their species, & prevent extinction. The Porkupions release alien sound waves through the entire World’s police dispatch systems. The alien sound waves quickly turn the law enforcement agencies around the World into Pigs. The Porkupions quickly outlaw pepperoni, sausage, and of course bacon. They’ve shut down farms. They’ve attacked grocery stores. Now the officers that were once sworn to protect and serve us have turned on civilians . Only you can help us now. Use special weapons to destroy the Pigs. Prevent the Pigs from taking over Earth. Visit the store for special power ups & weapons. You will need to defend us from this hostile take over. Destroy the Porkupions before they take over our major cities. Be careful they have hostages. Don’t harm any humans. It’s up to you now. SAVE THE WORLD! As for not hurting humans…there are some very strategically designed civilians that shuffle in front of and in-between the pig targets with their HANDS UP screaming “DON’T SHOOT!” Sound familiar at all? To add another layer, one in particular has been noted to look suspiciously like Mike Brown — in cartoon form of course: Hmmmm…what do you think Bossip fam? Is this inflammatory or just fun?
Kris got her groove back… Kardashian Girls Thankful For Kris Jenner’s New Sex Life Apparently the Kardashian daughters are tickled pink that their Momager is getting knocked down on the regular by her broken-wristed boo thang Corey Gamble ………. Via Page Six : Kardashian cougar Kris Jenner, 59, and her boyfriend Corey Gamble, 34, got hot-and-heavy in Aspen weeks after her divorce from Bruce Jenner was final. Spies at a benefit for the Aspen Art Museum said the bash included a fashion show, where guests were invited to dance on a catwalk — “They were kissing, dirty-dancing and hanging all over each other.” When Gamble later lifted Kris off the platform, he picked her up with both hands, “one on each cheek.” Ogling them was Melanie Griffith, who’s divorcing Antonio Banderas. An Aspen spy said Kris’ kids “are happy she’s found a man. They felt she was unsettled because she wasn’t getting enough sex.” Is it just us, or is it kind of extra disgusting how concerned these women are with their mom’s vag activities? Are any of them checking up on who Bruce-ianna is smashing now that he’s getting regular mani pedis and his hair is on fleek?
Yes. This happened in real life. Florida Woman Arrested For Hitting Boyfriend In Eye With Condom Via TheSmokingGun A 19-year-old Florida woman was arrested early Sunday morning for domestic battery after allegedly striking her live-in boyfriend in the eye with a box of condoms. According to police reports, Dominique Claridge and William Hessian, 19, got into a verbal argument that turned physical around midnight. The squabble took place inside a car being driven by Hessian near the couple’s Bradenton home. Claridge told cops that the pair argued about Hessian “talking to some other girl.” At one point, Claridge threw a box of condoms at Hessian, striking him in the left eye. The alleged prophylactic attack left Hessian with “minor bruising to the eye area,” police noted. Investigators did not describe the size of the condom box that struck Hessian, who works as a welder. Claridge is a waitress at Tijuana Flats, a Mexican restaurant in Bradenton. While Claridge copped to flinging the condoms at Hessian, she claimed it was in retaliation for him slapping her in the face. She also claimed that Hessian tried to pull her out of the vehicle. Hessian told deputies that Claridge also punched him several times. Since deputies could not determine the primary aggressor in the confrontation, Claridge and Hessian were both arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery and briefly booked into the county jail. The couple is scheduled for a January 29 court. Protection turned weapon. SMH. Image via Police Continue reading →
