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Monster-In-Law: Ain’t Isht Mama Joyce Refused To Talk To Todd During The Wedding With Kandi

Mama Joyce is still on that bullisht. Mama Joyce Refused To Speak To Todd During Wedding At least she didn’t try to put her foot in someone’s azz. According to Radar Online: Kandi Burruss tied the knot with Todd Tucker in a romantic wedding filmed for reality TV on April 4, despite the objections of her mother, Mama Joyce, who exclusively told RadarOnline.com that she begrudgingly attended the wedding and completely ignored the groom the whole time! The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Mama Joyce has made no secret about her distaste for Burruss’ fiancé, but on her daughter’s big day, she says, she kept her mouth shut. “I didn’t really pay any attention to him,” Mama Joyce told Radar, confirming that she completely ignored Tucker during the wedding. “We didn’t talk.” Outspoken in her disapproval of her daughter’s choice for a husband, Mama Joyce said “I was very nice!” despite her bad feelings. “It was her decision to make to marry him and she says she’s happy and she didn’t see anything wrong with him so she did it,” the reality TV star said. Mama Joyce, who is managed by the Tara Thomas agency, told Radar that she did think Burruss, 37, was a “beautiful” bride and that the whole event was wonderful. As for the future of Burruss and Tucker’s marriage, Mama Joyce told Radar that she isn’t expecting it to last for a long time. “Time will tell, but I only pray that I’m wrong and that they do last,” she said. “But I don’t see how they can.” After all Kandi’s been through she deserves to have a happy and fulfilling marriage, but if it doesn’t work out, you can bet your bottom dollar Mama Joyce had something to do with it. SMH.

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Monster-In-Law: Ain’t Isht Mama Joyce Refused To Talk To Todd During The Wedding With Kandi

Pint Sized Perverts: Dwarf Pees In Bottle During 18 Hour Drive To Florida For Sex With 14-Year-Old Girl! [Video]

We know, we know — it’s hard out here for an imp . Man With Dwarfism Drives 18 Hours, Urinating In A Bottle, Sex With Minor A 40-year-old man left Kansas in such a hurry to have sex with a high school girl that he drove 18 hours without stopping, opting to relieve himself in a bottle. According to NY Daily News reports : A Kansas man allegedly didn’t waste time with bathroom breaks when he realized a teen girl from Florida was willing to have sex with him. Christopher Lanning, 40, was reportedly in such a fit of passion that he urinated into a bottle during the 18-hour trip from Kansas City. The stench inside the man’s car shocked cops who nabbed Lanning at a Longwood, Fla. gas station on Tuesday. “It was pretty bad,” Longwood Police Department spokesman Kevin Tuck told the Orlando Sentinel. Lanning, who has dwarfism, thought he was chatting up a 14-year-old girl from a Seminole County high school. In fact, he was speaking to an undercover officer who was part of a sting operation that had started in March. “He contacted us,” Tuck said. Lanning faces a number of charges, including traveling to meet a child for sex and transmitting obscene material to a minor. He was booked into Seminole County Jail on $15,300 bond. A judge banned him from using the computer or Internet. His arraignment is set for May 20. In court on Wednesday, Lanning admitted he had blundered. “I made a major mistake in judgment,” Lanning said. Hide ya kids! This guy is just nasty — and his height has nothing to do with it — nasty on all kind of levels. Yuck. Daddy. Seminole County Jail

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The Best Part Of Waking Up? Man Slapped With $5,000 Fine For Peeing In Co-worker’s Coffee Pot

Man Facese $5,000 Fine For Peeing In Co-Worker’s Coffee A trifling Virgina man will now be responsible for coughing up $5,000 as a consequence to his disgusting decision to urinate in his co-worker’s coffee pot. via Gawker If you were thinking of pissing in a co-workers drink, here’s something that should give you pause: A man who admitted spiking his colleague’s coffee with urine was ordered to pay $5,001 in damages. And that fine was in addition to the year-long prison sentence he’d already received. According to the Daily Progress, on March 16, 2009, James Carroll Butler used an empty soda can to scoop urine from a toilet into his co-worker Michael Utz’s personal coffee pot at the water treatment plant in Culpepper, Va. He returned the pot to the coffee maker “hoping [his co-worker Michael] Utz was the person who would get the urine-tainted coffee.” Sure enough, Utz tried to brew coffee but stopped when “he was hit with a strong smell of urine, observing fluid already inside his coffee pot that he had not put in there.” Utz told his supervisor, who suggested testing the liquid at a lab. The results came back positive for urine and feces. Butler confessed to the crime the next day. “I done something I am very much ashamed of to a co-worker for [reasons, which are] stress-related [and] things going on in my life on and off the job. I am very much ashamed of my stupid and childlike behavior,” Butler wrote in a letter. Court documents obtained by the Daily Progress show that $5,000 will go towards punitive damages and $1 will go towards compensatory damages. While well short of the $728,000 he was seeking, Utz is “really, really happy about the victory and he’s glad it’s done,” according to his attorney. SMH!! Shutterstock

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The Best Part Of Waking Up? Man Slapped With $5,000 Fine For Peeing In Co-worker’s Coffee Pot

Say Goodbye: Chris Brown Faces Up To Four Years In Prison For Violating Probation In DC Hotel Assault

Things aren’t looking too good for Breezy … Chris Brown Faces Four Years In Prison For Violating Probation A D.C. Superior Court judge Monday denied a request by Chris Brown ’s attorneys to dismiss the R&B singer’s misdemeanor assault case, but ruled the entertainer and his bodyguard can have separate trials. Via Washington Post reports: The 24-year-old Grammy winner and his bodyguard, Christopher Hollosy, 35, were each charged with one count of misdemeanor assault after an October altercation with a fan outside the W Hotel in downtown Washington. Brown’s attorneys have said he is innocent and that he and Hollosy were trying to protect Brown and his property. Neither Brown nor Hollosy was in court Monday. Brown, according to a spokesman at the U.S. Marshals Service, was expected to arrive in Washington late Monday. Brown is in marshalls’ custody after a District judge ordered him extradited to Washington last week. Upon Brown’s arrival, a marshals service spokesman said the entertainer will be held in a Washington-area jail until his trial. Brown is in custody after a California judge ordered him locked up for allegedly making threats about using guns while in an anger-management rehabilitation center last month. He had been ordered to the inpatient facility as part of his plea deal in connection with his 2009 conviction for assaulting his then-girlfriend, pop star Rihanna. He was scheduled to remain in the jail until April 23. Both men face a maximum of six months in jail and a $1,000 fine. But if Brown is convicted, he also faces as much as additional four years in jail in California as a result of violating the terms of his probation in the Rihanna case, his attorney, Mark J. Geragos said. On Monday, attorneys for Brown and Hollosy argued the case should be dismissed because they said prosecutors violated their clients’ rights when prosecutors had a witness to the incident testify before a grand jury. The judge wasn’t hearing it and could be pretty hard on Breezy because of his past violations.

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Random Ridiculousness: Yale Student Threatened With Expulsion For Being Too Thin

Really? Yale Student Threatened With Expulsion Over Low Weight What does a person’s weight have to do with them getting a proper education? According to New Haven Register: Frances Chan says she’s done stuffing her face with ice cream and Cheetos just to make Yale University happy. After months of wrangling, the university finally agrees. The 20-year-old history major has spent the past few months sparring with Yale’s health center over her low weight. Chan is 5’2” and 92 lbs., and Yale doctors were concerned her health was severely at risk. She contended that she’s always been very thin, as were her parents and grandparents at her age. Yet until Friday, Yale had been telling Chan she might be forced to leave school if she didn’t put on some pounds. Poor girl. “It felt really bad to be this powerless,” Chan said, taking in some afternoon sun in a campus courtyard. “I ate ice cream twice a day. I ate cookies. I used elevators instead of walking up stairs. But I don’t really gain any weight.” Since December, Chan has had multiple medical appointments and mandatory weigh-ins. She met with a nutritionist and a mental health counselor, as well, to determine whether she might have an eating disorder. She said a nurse told her at one point that her low weight would kill her if she didn’t do something about it. With the end of the academic year just weeks away, Chan was anxious to satisfy Yale’s demands even if she can’t gain much more weight. Her parents came to New Haven to meet with health officials on campus, and she’s switched to a new physician. Chan said her new physician acknowledged that BMI was not the only significant measure of proper health. “So she trusts that I do not have an eating disorder and admitted that ‘we made a mistake,’” Chan said. Glad Yale got their isht together. No one wants to be the school that discriminates against thin students. Facebook

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Hi Haters: Fans Launch Petition To Block Mike Vick From NY Jets’ Training Camp

Why can’t they let Mike be great? Fans Launch Petition To Block Mike Vick From Jets’ Training Camp Hasn’t the man paid his debt to society? At some point you have to let things go. According to NY Post: The Jets’ signing of quarterback Michael Vick remains unpopular with certain segments of their fan base and now a petition has started online in an attempt to keep him off SUNY Cortland’s campus this summer when the Jets hold training camp there. The change.org petition had over 2,000 signatures as of Monday night. The petition is addressed to SUNY Cortland president Erik J. Bitterbaum. It addresses Vick’s crimes. The 33-year-old served nearly two years in prison after pleading guilty to crimes related to a dogfighting ring. “Vick has served a short sentence for bankrolling a dogfighting conspiracy, but animal cruelty charges were dropped in return for his guilty plea,” the petition reads. “This does not mean, however, that his crimes should be forgotten.” The petition details some of the specific charges against Vick and also includes a photo of an abused dog next to one of Vick. “If we welcome Vick onto our campus, we are complicit in his crimes,” the petition reads. “We are sending the message that, for money and publicity, we will turn a blind eye to the horrors of dogfighting.” The Jets signed Vick to a one-year contract last month. He is expected to compete with Geno Smith for the starting quarterback job. Vick played for the Eagles from 2009-13 after being released from prison. Do you think Mike deserves to be signed with the Jets?

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Why So Mad? A Gallery Of People Who Had Angry Outbursts

Being a celebrity can be hard with people criticizing your every move and making slick remarks. Some celebs handle the everyday pressures of the limelight well, while some go batisht crazy when things get too hectic. Here are 14 celebs who always seem to spazz when pushed to their limit.

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Ho Sit Down: Ukranian “Human Barbie” Says “Ethnic” People Are To Blame For Plastic Surgery Popularity

This plastic beyotch needs to have several seats. Human Barbie Blames Mixed Race People For Plastic Surgery Popularity Did the doctors nip and tuck her brain too? According to NY Daily News: She may be a living doll, but she doesn’t have a pretty mouth. Valeria Lukyanova, the Ukranian woman dubbed “Human Barbie” because of her multiple plastic surgeries, shared her thoughts on race and beauty in a new interview with GQ Magazine – implying that the push for plastic surgery procedures in the Western world is “because of the race-mixing.” “Ethnicities are mixing now, so there’s degeneration, and it didn’t used to be like that,” said Lukyanova, according to GQ. “Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this.” “I love the Nordic image myself,” continued Lukyanova, whose age has been reported as 38. “I have white skin; I am a Nordic type – perhaps a little Eastern Baltic, but closer to Nordic.” The conversation shocked her interviewer, GQ Russia editor Michael Idov, who dubbed his subject “a racist space alien.” ‘Human Ken Doll’ Justin Jedlica says he doesn’t ‘really get’ his counterpart, Valeria Lukyanova aka ‘Human Barbie.’ “I don’t get why people think she’s so interesting,” Jedlica said. “She has extensions. She wears stage makeup. She’s an illusionist.” Lord help her fake, racist azz. Continue reading →

People Ain’t Isht: Army Vet Brutally Beaten & Called A “N****r Lover” For Working Alongside Black Soldiers

This is a damn shame. Men Beat Army Veteran For Liking Black People SMH. According to Raw Story: Police in Michigan arrested three men who are accused of viciously beating an Army veteran who objected to their racist remarks. According to the Westland Police Department, United States Army veteran Adam Wagner went to a 7-11 convenience store at 2 a.m. Saturday morning to purchase a pack of cigarettes. Once inside, he noticed three men harassing the female clerk, and he told them to stop. When he walked outside, the trio followed him. At this point, Wagner told police, they noticed the Army insignia on Wagner’s car and began to taunt him about the military. “They were saying, ‘How can you be in the military when they let black people in the military?’ They used the ‘n word’, saying [he] was an ‘n-word’ lover,” Wagner’s girlfriend told WJBK. “I took pretty, pretty good offense to that because my best friend in the army was black. He saved my life,” Wagner added. The suspects — all of whom had shaved heads — then began to assault Wagner, punching and kicking him until he was on the ground. “I got to ground and I went straight to the fetal position, covering my ear drums and as much as I could of my face,” said Wagner. He was taken to the hospital, where doctors discovered he had a broken nose, a concussion, and lacerations on his face. The suspects were apprehended late Saturday night after a tipster recognized one of them in security footage aired on a local news station. It’s terrible that this man protected and served his country, yet he still has to deal with this ignorance.

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People Ain’t Isht: Army Vet Brutally Beaten & Called A “N****r Lover” For Working Alongside Black Soldiers