Hooker Olivia Munn….who slept her way around the industry….and convinced them to get her in movies after her claim to fame was hosting a show that Sara Jean Underwood also hosted….while Sara Jean Underwood is taking hooker pics to push her snapchat premium where she masturbates for perverts…while MUNN Is getting blockbuster hits… The funniest thing about her is that she trolls, she’s not even in the new Xmen movie, yet she shows up to the city it is filming in and posts her doing karate with some local MMA chick to make the world think she’s in the movie…to troll…manipulate…and get herself into the movie from the social pressure of her fans that I am amazed she even has because she’s an old cunt in a world with new pussy… Scams! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Olivia Munn Master Manipulator of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know the Internet (or at least, social media) is made up almost entirely of hot nobodies trying to use their perfect bodies to get famous these days, so it can be tough for a hottie to stand out. But let’s not forget that Joanna Krupa here is one of the OG hot wannabes. And if you’re not already following her on Snapchat, you’re going to want to fix that ASAP. Trust me. Here’s a sampling below. Enjoy! » view all 11 photos
Here’s Hailee Steinfeld on the Australian version of The Voice debuting her new single, for some reason. I guess the American Voice was busy? Anyway, I don’t know who’s responsible for telling Hailee here she could be a singer when she grew up, but it’s distracting her from her true calling: being a professional hot nobody/Snapchat model. I mean, come on. If you could really grow up to be whatever you wanted, I’d be the Victoria’s Secret Angels’ personal suntan lotion assistant, and not just some blogger who lives in his mom’s basement. But life doesn’t work that way.
Emilia Clarke is in a magazine because she’s an actress in Game of Thrones and Game of Thrones is bigger than Jesus…or the Catholic Church as a whole…partially because they don’t rape little boys and pretend it is because they are the messenger of God and that’s what they are being told to do…but also because people really fucking love TV shows that tell long winded fantasy stories of wizards and dragons and other nonsense…because I guess the world are a bunch of HERB nerd motherfucers who dig that shit.. I personally hate it, but I’ll look at her cleavage in her promo tour because I got nothing else to do. What does that say about me….about me….ABOUT ME… I’m pathetic..I know. The post Emilia Clarke Tits in Elle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lily-Rose Depp…..is not a Sugar Baby…and that’s nice to see when a hot girl in LA is out house shopping…because she’s got a daddy of her own, a real actual daddy of her own, and she doesn’t need to go out and fuck rich dudes to fill her bank account with an allowance..because he has a lot of fucking money and he can do that for her….maybe they have something set up for her, like her college fund, that just drops payment every month, or maybe she is using her own money that she gets from model jobs just being Johnny Depps daughter, and the whole thing doesn’t offend me…if anything I love it…because she’s hot as fuck, possibly cool but that’s probably a stretch, all these entitled damaged rich kids are lame, but possibly cool because her dad was busy getting drunk and fucking that Amber Heard hooker…sending her money that allowed her to really experience life / experiment with drugs…and realize that nothing in life matters but avoiding being a Hadid or Jenner cuz those girls are garbage…while this girl…is the real deal….at least that’s what my penis is saying… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily-Rose Depp Hot Body House Shopping of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat…I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been on for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11. Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps….. 1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you. 2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price. 3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular.. 4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… 5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model.. 6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back…. 7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs…. 8- MARRY HIM…. 9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out.. The post Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess Bella Thorne really took that whole “Bella smells” gossip to heart, because here’s her latest Snapchat: her wearing nothing but a towel and high heels after a shower. And personally, I’m glad to see it. Not because I buy any of that lame gossip crap. I’m just always happy to see more of Bella getting naked. Enjoy.
WENN People Do Not Believe That Dust On Kim’s Table Is Candy In Kim K’s latest Snapchat video, a few people noticed some interesting white dust creeping on the table behind her. Ever since, she has been catching the heat from everyone claiming that she’s out here sniffing lines. https://www.instagram.com/p/BWYujnzhL4L/ https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/884823842119712769 Kimmy don’t play with demons, so she shot that down QUICK with one swift tweet. But fans and the Internet full of Kardashian haters alike aren’t amused with her convenient excuse. Whether she was doing some iffy nose activity or not, here’s some of the funniest tweets from her skeptics on the next page: https://twitter.com/kingdaved/status/884845720464961537 https://twitter.com/Adolfhibsta/status/884830251909566464 https://twitter.com/tdaniadi/status/884832658286686210 https://twitter.com/Drummthoughts/status/884855467498983424 https://twitter.com/2ndCaptainFly/status/884844185215422465 https://twitter.com/margotsjauregui/status/884838253823655936 https://twitter.com/KW33NSOHI9H/status/884837520688721920 https://twitter.com/WinkWestwood/status/884847082472910848 https://twitter.com/AVlLITSWEAT/status/884833544484343809 https://twitter.com/HollyGoNightly1/status/884853904550264832 https://twitter.com/yuxufyuxuf/status/884855203077423105 https://twitter.com/Scott_CEOofSUH/status/884829565327036416 https://twitter.com/BobbyArnold_/status/884836168553996288 https://twitter.com/tchristine__/status/884851078411505664 https://twitter.com/critiquehf/status/884847525425025029
It’s not every day that a celebrity of Kim Kardashian’s standing has to scramble to shut down rumors over Twitter. But after fans noticed something suspicious and out-of-place in one of Kim’s Snapchat videos, the reality personality and social media star took to Twitter in an effort to quash the story before it could take off. We’ll see if that was enough to put the rumors to rest. … So, that looks like a run-of-the-mill still from yet another Kim Kardashian Snapchat video. She’s talking about her products dropping on the 17th and, you know, the usual Kardashian deal. Remember, the Kardashians kept pushing their products even through the explosive start to the Rob Kardashian-Blac Chyna feud . It’s kind of who they are, at this point. Kim’s also, very obviously, using a Snapchat filter that adds a flower crown … and makes her look like some sort of frightening apparition. (She can use whatever Snapchat filter she likes just like she can use whatever makeup she likes) (But … it looks how it looks, and people are entitled to opinions) So, that’s all business as usual … except, as some eagle-eyed fans noticed, for something that the mirror reveals. Look in the reflection, at that black countertop. Do you see the two streaks of what appears to be some sort of mysterious white powder? It’s in the corner, right over her shoulder. Some fans immediately wondered if they might be looking at a couple of lines of cocaine. Today, Kim took to Twitter in an effort to shut down the rumors before they can really take off. “I do not play with rumors like this so I’m gonna shut it down real quick.” She’ll try, at least. “That’s sugar from our candy mess from dylan’s candy shop.” So, somebody’s sugary treat of some variety left a pair of somewhat linear messes on that countertop, and she didn’t think anything of it and didn’t want to wait for a cleaning lady to take care of it before plugging her products. That’s … plausible, right? Now, the Kardashians aren’t a perfect lot. Khloe can be controlling, Kendall can be tone-deaf, Rob Kardashian may face criminal charges and his every move seems like an almost comical mistake by an unrelenting dumbass. But Kris Jenner didn’t raise her daughters to carelessly flash drugs on Snapchat, you know? And, if we’re being honest, coke doesn’t really seem like Kim’s style. (Is this where we make an obligatory joke about Kendall Jenner’s infamous Pepsi commercial ?) (Get it? Because … coke? You know what, never mind) Kim’s actually way less of a party girl than you’d think. She claims to not even like the taste of alcohol. (Though, like, you don’t have taste buds on the inside of your nose, but we get the idea) Also, those look a little spread out to be lines of coke. We feel like we might actually believe her here. It’s not that we’ve never been surprised before, but Kim seems too judgmental about even something as simple as drinking to be much of a coke fiend. (Though some people judge the hell out of others for drinking but don’t mind hard drugs, so you really never know) But, though it wouldn’t rule out her covering for someone else, it seems totally plausible that Kim Kardashian being a busybody is her biggest vice. Kim might regret her tweet, though. Sometimes nothing fuels rumors more than a denial. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian on Kourtney Kardashian Birthday Party: Nipple Clamps, Nude Cartwheels and More!
We don't know for certain when 7 Little Johnstons will return with Season 3 . But we do know this fun TLC reality series will turn some time this fall… … and now we have some idea of what viewers can expect when it does, in fact, return with new episodes. The network has released a lengthy trailer for 7 Little Johnstons, giving us a look at how the family will try to eat far healthier when we next see them on our small screens. To sort of hilarious results. What else can we expect from the program, which centers on Amber Johnston, Trent Johnston and their kids, all of whom have Achondroplasia Dwarfism, a genetic condition that affects their size? (Two of these kids are biological, Jonah and Elizabeth; while three are adopted, Anna from Russia, Alex from South Korea, and Emma from China.) It looks as if one of the daughters will have an interested suitor, but will be become her full-fledged boyfriend? And it also looks as if the family will be the victim of some ignorant bullies who drop the “M Word” while all seven Johnstons are out and about for what they hoped would be a day of simple family enjoyment. And it also looks like a major bombshell will be dropped. What does Trent tell his kids that elicit so many tears? Why does he feel the need to preface this announcement by telling the children they'll remain his “priority” forever? That's what we want to know. And that's what we'll need to wait several weeks to find out, unfortunately. What is your best guess? What is the information Trent is about to drop on his relatives? Watch the following sneak peek and try to figure it out.
