Weird, I was talking about Lily Allen the other day…I don’t know why, but I think it was with someone from the 90s who remembered who Lily Allen was, and I said, I wonder where Lily Allen is, not because I care, and not that I actually looked her up, because I forgot about her and that conversation soon after and I am only remembering it now that I am looking at her nipple…. I used to get a lot of hate mail back when people read the site about Lily Allen, because I wrote something about her miscarriage being an abortion or something like that…and women hate when you say a miscarriage is an abortion…it’s considered heartless and misogynistic, instead of a practical way to get rid of a kid you don’t want without pissing off all the anti abortion people… I don’t even remember my own joke, it was years ago but as it turns out – the stars have aligned and she flashed her nipple on snapchat and reminded how much I don’t give a fuck about Lily Allen The post Lily Allen Titty on Snap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s Friday a day ending in -y, which means it’s time for another Bella Thorne hotness update. So here’s Bella hard at work at the gym. And by “hard at work,” I mean producing new booty-focused Snapchat content for her millions of loyal perverts followers, because I’m pretty sure the only muscles she’s actually exercising are from her thumbs hitting the “Send” button. Either way, it’s definitely working for me. Enjoy!
Whether Ariel Winter's rocking a crop top (and blowing our minds) or showcasing her booty in all of its splendor, she makes it clear that she knows exactly how hot she is. Although she's generally pretty mature for her age, Ariel Winter's sense of humor is, well, that of a 19-year-old. A mature 19-year-old, but still. Which is why this video combines twerking with … some genuinely goofy antics. But, hey, at least you'll get to see twerking, right? If Ariel Winter were twerking right in front of your face, you'd take notice, right? You'd be amused, probably. Or annoyed. Or consumed with lust. Or feel awkward. Or maybe some combination of two or more or even all of those. Ariel Winter's butt isn't something to be ignored. Unless, of course, you're her dog, Casper. (We told you that there was some silliness involved) She shared this goofy twerking video on Snapchat, and it's a strange but enjoyable glimpse into what we like to imagine is Ariel Winter's everyday home life. In this very short video, Ariel Winter's goofiness takes the form of twerking … in front of her dog. Casper, who is majestic and beautiful (all dogs are majestic and beautiful; no exceptions), is laying on his side. Dogs do this when they're tired but especially when they're hot and a floor will help them cool off faster. (As a kid, I'd sometimes lay on the cold kitchen floor when I had a fever for precisely this reason, but I saw it in its canine form when I got older and started walking dogs) Unlike when dogs sleep curled up, Casper's legs are sticking out so that air can pass over them and cool him off. We're guessing that he just got back from a walk and is happily cooling off. We should note that Ariel Winter, though fully dressed, might be braless under the cropped black-and-white jersey that she's sporting. As you'll see in the video — because, frankly, it's hard to miss — Ariel's boobs move as she's twerking. Like, a lot . The motions are positively pendulous. Twerking while braless with that kind of bust sounds all kinds of uncomfortable to us. But if it was Ariel who took Casper for a walk, we're not suggesting that she did the walk braless. (She knows that she might be photographed by anyone at any time when she's out and about) But breasts are portable, attached heating pads and bras are extra and often unneeded insulation, especially during the summer. So Ariel may have just removed her bra as soon as she entered the house, as many women do. That's just speculation, though. Ariel shared the video on Snapchat, so don't worry that you're intruding or seeing some video leaked by an untrustworthy friend. She captioned it: “Casper do you even care?” Casper does not seem to care for or about twerking in the slightest. Enjoy the goofiness or the sexiness or just the tired dog — whatever part of this short clip floats your boat!
Since I know how much you perverts love Ariel Winter , AKA the second-hardest-working hottie on Snapchat (after Bella Thorne , of course), here’s a few new shots of her hard at work keeping her 15 minutes of fame going with another pair of cleavage shots. And one GIF of her twerking on the world’s luckiest dog. Guess he must’ve been a very good boy.
You may have heard that Macaulay Culkin recently cut his long, wonderful hair pretty drastically. But he’s also working as an actor again, which is great. Well, that’s not the only change that he’s made to his appearance — and this one’s a little more permanent. Not every godfather gets matching tattoos with his goddaughter, but that’s just how Macaulay Culkin and Paris Jackson roll. We love these two. Individually, for their talents and eccentricities and personalities. But also for their unique bond as celebrities who became famous at young ages, and who both have no shortage of affection for the late musical legend Michael Jackson. And now they share something else … in the form of matching tattoos on their arms. Paris shared a photo of the two of them showing off their matching tats on Snapchat. The tattoos are of … spoons. Paris Jackson has tattoos already , of course. Like, something in the area of 50 tattoos. She loves them and she uses them for self-expression. Part of that self-expression means honoring her late father. Macaulay, on the other hand, doesn’t seem to have any tats on his arm — except for this one. But hey, you go that extra mile when it comes to bonding with your goddaughter, right? Macaulay does, at least. We all remember when Paris gave Macaulay a pedicure . Now, we’ll be honest with you … we don’t know what the spoon tattoos are supposed to mean. Since we don’t think that it’s a wildly tasteless drug reference, our first thought was that it might have some sort of New Agey significance. As we know, Paris Jackson is very spiritual . We looked up the possible meanings of spoons, and when they show up in dreams, they involve the quest for your personal fulfillment and the tools that one needs to achieve it. We explored some other options — some people get spoon tattoos for chronic illness (a reference to spoon theory). But the fact of the matter is that we don’t know why they got that as a tattoo. It may be an inside joke. They may even just be trolling people. We love that they have so much that they can share and enjoy with each other. Including matching spoon tattoos. (Whatever they may mean.) It’s good that they can share, since they both lost the same great man in their lives and are both still feeling that loss. We … would still like an explanation for what the spoons mean in this context, though.
Elsa Hosk is incredible. She may be my favorite VS model of the moment. Some people complain that she is too thin, and to them I say go eat another cheeseburger and shut the hell up. Elsa is a healthy looking woman and just because she probably only eats salads does’t mean she is unhappy. It only means that she’ll make a fortune modeling lingerie and bikinis, and then a bigger fortune when she marries/divorces some uber rich dude getting half his billions like Miranda Kerr. » view all 13 photos
Elsa Hosk is incredible. She may be my favorite VS model of the moment. Some people complain that she is too thin, and to them I say go eat another cheeseburger and shut the hell up. Elsa is a healthy looking woman and just because she probably only eats salads does’t mean she is unhappy. It only means that she’ll make a fortune modeling lingerie and bikinis, and then a bigger fortune when she marries/divorces some uber rich dude getting half his billions like Miranda Kerr. » view all 13 photos
I got a few emails complaining I am doing too many Bella Thorne posts and that she is overrated. I agree that she is, but she is by far the skankiest, dirtiest looking chick on Snapchat and for some reason I can’t get enough of it. So suck it up people, I’m not going to stop unless Bella becomes religious. » view all 11 photos
I got a few emails complaining I am doing too many Bella Thorne posts and that she is overrated. I agree that she is, but she is by far the skankiest, dirtiest looking chick on Snapchat and for some reason I can’t get enough of it. So suck it up people, I’m not going to stop unless Bella becomes religious. » view all 11 photos
The homies at THICK ASS GLASS gave us a bong to give to our INTERN to test out for you….because they like to HOOK us up… In this exciting video you will see her face….and not her ass because she won’t let us sexualize her like we are Bill Clinton…like interns are supposed to be sexualized…because she’s a new generation feminist and we must support that…. We also support smoking that bong on a Sunday because that’s what sundays are for…you know SUNDAZE… If you don’t know, now you know…that THICK ASS GLASS is the only way to smoke what you gotta smoke…it’s quality as fuck… The post Thick Ass Glass StepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
