I’ve always thought Zendaya was super-cute, and I’m glad to see the rest of Hollywood is finally starting to come around. Because here she is doing a leggy photoshoot for Vogue , and according to my sources, she’s gonna be in the new Spider-Man movie too. And if I’m reading this Former Disney Channel Star Career chart properly, that means we’re only a few months to a year away from “accidentally” “leaked” nudie pictures or some kind of Snapchat scandal. So make sure to stay tuned. Can’t wait!
Great news: looks like Sarah Hyland is finally starting to take her promising second career as a professional Snapchat hottie seriously. Because she just sent out another round of swimsuit selfies. And it’s great to see Sarah heading in the right direction. Now she just needs to upgrade to a phone with a better camera so these pictures and videos of hers get a little more high quality. She’s always welcome to borrow mine. Just throwing it out there.
Ariel Winter does what she wants. You know it, we know it, everyone knows it. If she wants to wear a bikini, she’ll wear one . If she wants to move out of her mother’s house at the tender age of 14, boom, it’s done. She’s not afraid to follow her heart or her speak her mind, and those are admirable traits to have. Except Ariel’s latest move … well, it seems a little impulsive, even for her. OK, so she’s been dating her boyfriend, Levi Meaden , since November, right? So she’s been with the guy for about seven months. She’s gotten a lot of criticism for dating him — at 29, he’s ten years older than her. She’s also been judged quite a bit for moving him into her house already . It’s pretty fair for people to be concerned about the situation, since she’s so young and so intent on moving at lightening speed. And it’s pretty fair for people to side-eye the hell out of her latest move. Yesterday evening, Ariel asked her Twitter followers for “tattoo ideas,” and shortly after, she and Levi headed out to get tattoos. Matching tattoos. Two sets of them. The first is a heart — Ariel has one half of it and Levi has the other, so when they put their hands together their tattoos make a full heart, get it? “Me n bae,” she captioned the photo on Snapchat. Because she’s 19 years old. For the second round of lovers’ tats, Ariel and Levi got a cheese wedge and a jar of peanut butter, for reasons unbeknownst to us. “Peanut butter and cheese with my love,” she captioned that one. It’s cute, we guess, for those obnoxious trendy little tattoos the kids are into these days. For example, Kylie Jenner is the same age as Ariel, and she’s gotten tiny little tattoos for both Tyga and Travis Scott. But remember the good old days when couples would wait years to get get tattoos together, if they even got them at all? Remember when people thought it was unlucky to get tattoos like these? Those were the days. Ariel can do as she pleases, of course, and if she’s happy with Levi and with having two new tiny little tattoos on her hand, then we’re happy for her. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter Bikini Selfies: Look at My Butt & New Boyfriend! And we hope that the two of them have a lifetime of happiness together with their peanut butter and cheese tattoos. It’s just … it’s not going to hurt anything to slow down a little, girl.
Say what you want about Kim Kardashian. Really, go right ahead. Say she's desperate for attention. Say she lacks any kind of talent. Say she owes all her fortune and fame to Ray J's penis and Kris Jenner's managerial choices. But there's one thing you can't say: You can't say she doesn't have an adorable child. You can't even say that Kim isn't a dedicated and loving mother, as she's given every indication over the years that daughter North West and son Saint West mean the world to her. This is why we're calling for a moratorium on all Kim bashing, at least for today. Because today is a special day. It's North West's fourth birthday! In honor of the occasion, her famous mother has shared the video below. It features a number of memorable North West Snapchat moments… and it's totally and completely adorable! “Happy birthday to my mini me! I can’t believe you are 4 already. I love you so much, Northie!” wrote Kim as a caption to the video. To see the entire video, of course, one has to sign up for Kim's app. So, yes, she's sort of using her daughter's birthday as a way to earn more followers and more money. But this isn't a time for Kardashian bashing, we said! It's time for you to get a free look at the video Kim shared as a tribute to her infant child. Check it out now!
Look, you guys know I’m usually down for Bella Thorne and her Snapchat oversharing, but that’s when it’s pictures of her new nipple ring , or her getting a bikini wax , or touching herself in a restaurant . But showing off her hairy armpits? I’m sorry. That’s crossing the line. And if you ask me, they should suspend Bella’s account until she gets this taken care of. Or until she starts posting booty pictures again. Whichever comes first.
I don’t know what’s gotten into Selena Gomez lately. Who knows, maybe she finally read all those posts I wrote saying how she needed to up her hotness game. There’s always a first time for everything, right? Anyway, point is, between spreading it on Snapchat and going full see-through , Selena’s finally starting to live up to her hottie potential these days. And it’s about damn time. Enjoy!
You know how every group of girls always has that one less attractive friend to make them all look better or thinner or whatever? Well, after checking out these shots of Ariel Winter and her friends on social media, I’m pretty sure Ariel must only hang out with girls with smaller funbags, because maybe it’s just an optical illusion, but hers are looking huge here. Either way, me and the Little Tuna definitely approve.
I’m pretty sure Bella Thorne doesn’t actually do anything for work these days other than just lie around and post pictures of her booty and/or nipple rings on Snapchat 24/7/365. And believe me, I’m definitely not complaining. I’d much rather watch videos like this than one of Bella’s movies on mute. Also, I guess I can’t really judge, considering all I do all day is lie around and post pictures of Bella’s booty and/or nipple rings on this site.
It’s easy — and fun — to give Kim Zolciak a hard time, because, like most reality stars, she can be a little ridiculous. But her son Kash suffered a traumatic dog attack — just a little over a month ago. Now Kim’s shared the most heartwarming update on his progress. He’s doing so well! Keep in mind that the attack was so vicious that he had to go to the hospital and undergo surgery. He’s going to be just fine, but still. Kim shared on Instagram that, even on his second day in the hospital, he was already happy to snuggle a service dog. And now she’s sharing photos of him on Snapchat.where he helped a stray dog that had just given birth. So, fair warning: these pics will melt even the iciest heart. Most traumatic injuries are accompanied by emotional trauma. In some cases, it’s important to learn from the experience so that you never repeat a mistake. In other cases, “learning” from your experience a little too well can keep you from enjoying life. Most of us have, at some point or another, met someone with a gripping fear of dogs. Sometimes it’s just an irrational fear, possibly brought about by — as fake as this sounds — traumatic experiences that their ancestors endured. Look, scientists are saying that phobias might be caused by that, not us. In other cases, they’re people who went through what young Kash did — they met one of the few dogs in this world that isn’t a being of absolute good. If you had a traumatic experience with the ocean, fine, you can just avoid going into the ocean again. It’s easy — we’re not in the ocean right now. Humans don’t really belong there anyway. Dogs, on the other hand, are part of our families and part of our society. Not being a dog person can kind of be a dealbreaker for a lot of future relationships. And people will totally judge you for it. Dogs are precious and being afraid of them is gonna get in your way throughout life. But just look at how well Kash is doing! There are grown-ass adults who lack his maturity, but this little boy is 100% down to snuggle each and every dog. Seriously, Kim Zolciak said that Kash kept trying to feed the stray dog his breakfast, because he is just unbearably sweet . We wish him the speediest possible recovery. We also wish that we knew more about the original incident where he was attacked. But apparently Kim’s being tight-lipped about it … well, as tight as those lips of hers can get, anyway … based on legal advice. That’s life, we guess. But at least dogs are still cute. View Slideshow: Literally, Just 29 Photos of Golden Retriever Puppies
As you guys know, I am huge fan of V ictoria Justice . So anytime new material comes out, I get tingles in my loins. Here she is for some photoshoot showing off her great legs. I’m hoping the next shoot has more skin on the upper half, but this is a great teaser.
