It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Gallery: Niemira nude in Playboy Fleshbot Lizzie Cundy nip slip exiting her car Taxi Driver Movie Joanna Krupa cameltoe in a swimsuit The Nip Slip Rosanna Arkle nipple on Snapchat Drunken Stepfather Lucette van Beek amazing nudes (header image) Egotastic All Stars Tessa Fowler in—and out of—Halloween lingerie Boobie Blog Daphne Joy’s bosoms out for dinner Last Men on Earth Phoebe Price dresses up as Supergirl in LA Double Viking … read more
Rosanna Arkle calls herself a TV personality, which is possible, but I went to her Instagram – and I would label her more of an instagram whore…where she looked like every other instagram model, with the exact saem pics and vibe of all instagram whores…. promoting teeth whitener and protein powder, because she’s got 2.5 million fake followers, and that’s how these instagram whores make money…it’s sure as hell not from their “TV personality” work….and for some reason they all look the fucking same… She has a booty training app, so I guess she’s a “Booty Model”… whatever the fuck that is, these talentless, pornstar looking Glamour model of our generation bitches…need an angle… She looks old, rugged, like a stripper who fooled the system, all BOTOX on FACETUNE photoshop…and it’s terrible…. But she had a nipple slip, on her fake tit, you’d think everyone had already seen, or didn’t need to see because her shit is so low level no one cares or gets that involved in wanting to see this bitch naked…or are like me and feel they already have seen her naked…because her whole angle’s been done by other girls who look the same as her…making us not need garbage like this..unless it’s doing porn….which is what it should be doing… Seriously, her tit slip is worth talking about? She looks like she gets paid to stick things in her asshole to stretch it out as hard as it goes for more than the average hooker makes, but still on the hooker program…I hate participating in this… The post Rosanna Arkle Nipple on Snap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am a firm believer if you were born a monster, raised a monster, lived a life as a monster, you will forever be a monster, and the plastic surgery….the insane amount of Plastic Surgery that has left her looking like an ethnically ambiguous and bloated faced like Chrissy Teigen… I guess the only interesting thing about her, other than that she looks like a Kardashian is supposed to look, and thanks to that look, what a lot of fucking chubby women on social media look like, which confuses the fuck out of me, because it looks horrible, badly air brushed…all face filled with shit we hope causes serious side effects as their clown faces get older and older… She’s in a see through shirt, there’s a nipple on her rebuilt nipple, that proves, if you spend enough on Cosmetic Surgery, you can go through life looking like a FACE TUNE picture…and the good news is black dudes will still fuck you, it’s all she actually cares about… So I guess she’s trying to live her superficial life and feels it’s her turn…to do the Kylie and the Kim…but the message this sends the kids…that it’s ok to mutate yourself…especially when you’re a mutant…because that own yourself, body positive, love yourself shit…is bullshit.. When you look at these old pics of her, you’ll see how ridiculous this extreme make-over before becoming extreme home makeover due to Disney PR…is… Here is the new and disgusting porno version of her… The post Monster Khloe Kardashian in a See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In a world filled with hate….Munchkin the Teddy Bear is all that matters… When presidential elections that are weird smear campaigns and not actual politics – because both contestants are garbage and annoying to listen to….but a nice distraction to all the actual issues in the world…reminding us that clickbait and stupidity of humanity is just as high and relevant as ever…making for a very scary tomorrow…because the government realized that if you give people access to information and tools to make change and even overthrow the government…people will spend their time taking selfies and laughing at bad sex jokes, tit pics and all that..other MEME shit… So give Munchkin the Teddy Bear the love he deserves…as the legend, more relevant than anything we’ve done…. The post Munchkin the Teddy Bear is the Best Thing Ever appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jojo posted a picture of herself in panties on her snapchat, the hub for people to post erotica, because they are all exhibitionists….but more importantly where other people can watch those people post their erotica because we are all voyeurs…and Snapchat is the reality TV or JennyCam that is accessible to everyone… Apparently, Jojo is clever and articulate. Instead of saying “Sorry Not Sorry” about her shameless exhibitionism in her high waisted body shaping panties…she said…with elegance and class “I would say sorry if I really meant it”….such depth…such prose…when will the accidental masturbation videos get posted to her story….you know as these things happen…because that’s the only reason people follow these nonsense stories… The post Jojo is Sorry Not Sorry in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’m not gonna lie. When I first heard that my favorite ginger Bella Thorne had finally agreed to do Playboy , I was pretty damn psyched. Then I remembered Playboy stopped doing nudity last year… Anyway, once I stopped crying into my pillow, I finally took a look at the pictures. You can see them for yourself below, but if you ask me, Bella gets a lot more risquée on Snapchat on a regular basis. What a shame.
For most of the past year, Jill Duggar has been living in El Salvador with her husband, Derick Dillard, and son, Israel. The couple spent ten months performing missionary work and living in austere conditions. They’re currently back in their home state of Arkansas, but Jill and Derick say they’re planning to leave the country again soon . They haven’t announced their destination, and they may not even have one in mind yet, but it seems certain that the Dillards won’t be residing in Tontitown for much longer. On last night’s episode of Counting On , we saw Jill and Derick make their triumphant return home. Naturally, they were welcomed by a veritable army of Duggars. “We’re so excited to have Jill and Derick back in town,” Josiah Duggar told the camera at one point. “Nobody wants to miss out on this, so we’re all going to the airport to welcome them.” Jessa echoed the sentiment, adding: “We’re all really excited. For most everybody, it’s been nearly 10 months since they’ve got to hang out with them and see them in person.” Jessa got more emotional than her siblings when discussing Jill’s return. The sisters have always been close, and after getting married and becoming moms within a year of one another, they have more in common than ever. So it comes as no surprise that Jessa is feeling the pain of Jill’s absence more acutely than her brothers and sisters are. “Jill and I have had so much in common over these past three years,” she continues. “It’s been difficult for me not to have that connection with her, sister to sister – now mom to mom. So we’re looking forward to having them back.” It’s a touching moment that’s made a bit sad by the fact that we now know Jill won’t be home for long. View Slideshow: Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald Photos It seems that Jessa didn’t know that at the time the scene was filmed, but she could’ve assumed that her sister wouldn’t stay in one place very long. Here’s hoping TLC is working on a spinoff in which the Dillards and Seewalds travel the world together Carmen San Diego-style. In the meantime, you can watch Counting On online at TV Fanatic.
Mackenzie McKee recently welcomed her third child back in August, and already, the Teen Mom 3 star is thinking about having more kids … … but not in the way you might think! She’s thinking about having kids. That part is true. But in doing so, she’s concluded that the three beautiful souls she has are enough. McKee uploaded a selfie on her Snapchat of herself in scrubs confirming that her third child, born this summer, will be her last, writing: “Getting these tubes tied.” Astonishingly, Mackenzine turned 22 this week. Twenty-two. In August, Mackenzie welcomed her final child, a little boy named Broncs. Yes, Broncs. Mackenzie wrote on Instagram after his birth: “Tucked you right in my shirt next to my chest where you belong. Momma loves you Bronclee.” Bronclee sure is a little cutie. McKee, who starred on one season of the short-lived third iteration of the popular MTV franchise, continued gushing about the new arrival: “Other than marrying your daddy and having your siblings, this was the best day of my life getting to hold you after a whole week of not getting to.” Because McKee had an emergency C-section, the baby – named for his dad’s rodeo-riding career – was in the NICU due to complications. He is thriving now though! Mackenzie recently made news not just for giving birth to baby Broncs , but for her remarkable ability to bounce back after the pregnancy. Being 21 years old helps. Still, her bump was so huge with each of these babies, it looked downright painful, making it all the more amazing how fast it went away. Mackenzie is also really into fitness, so perhaps we shouldn’t have been surprised. Nevertheless, this was her third kid we’re talking about! And she looks like this! Honestly. How in the … “Two months PP today… Follow me on snapchat to see my daily meals and workouts,” she wrote, encouraging her fans to find out her secret. That being … workouts? Diets? Genetics? Being in your teens or early twenties when cranking out kids left and right instead of 35 or 40? All of the above? Either way, it’s almost sad, in a sense, that she’s not going to be having any more kids. Maybe not for her – we respect her decision. For us though? Sad. We’d love to see how long Mackenzie McKee’s post-baby body bounce back routine can keep up at this kind of speed and consistency. Plus, with three by the age of 21, she was on track to not only shatter Teen Mom records, but catch Michelle Duggar by the time she hit 40. Missed opportunities. View Slideshow: 29 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names of All Time
Mackenzie McKee recently welcomed her third child back in August, and already, the Teen Mom 3 star is thinking about having more kids … … but not in the way you might think! She’s thinking about having kids. That part is true. But in doing so, she’s concluded that the three beautiful souls she has are enough. McKee uploaded a selfie on her Snapchat of herself in scrubs confirming that her third child, born this summer, will be her last, writing: “Getting these tubes tied.” Astonishingly, Mackenzine turned 22 this week. Twenty-two. In August, Mackenzie welcomed her final child, a little boy named Broncs. Yes, Broncs. Mackenzie wrote on Instagram after his birth: “Tucked you right in my shirt next to my chest where you belong. Momma loves you Bronclee.” Bronclee sure is a little cutie. McKee, who starred on one season of the short-lived third iteration of the popular MTV franchise, continued gushing about the new arrival: “Other than marrying your daddy and having your siblings, this was the best day of my life getting to hold you after a whole week of not getting to.” Because McKee had an emergency C-section, the baby – named for his dad’s rodeo-riding career – was in the NICU due to complications. He is thriving now though! Mackenzie recently made news not just for giving birth to baby Broncs , but for her remarkable ability to bounce back after the pregnancy. Being 21 years old helps. Still, her bump was so huge with each of these babies, it looked downright painful, making it all the more amazing how fast it went away. Mackenzie is also really into fitness, so perhaps we shouldn’t have been surprised. Nevertheless, this was her third kid we’re talking about! And she looks like this! Honestly. How in the … “Two months PP today… Follow me on snapchat to see my daily meals and workouts,” she wrote, encouraging her fans to find out her secret. That being … workouts? Diets? Genetics? Being in your teens or early twenties when cranking out kids left and right instead of 35 or 40? All of the above? Either way, it’s almost sad, in a sense, that she’s not going to be having any more kids. Maybe not for her – we respect her decision. For us though? Sad. We’d love to see how long Mackenzie McKee’s post-baby body bounce back routine can keep up at this kind of speed and consistency. Plus, with three by the age of 21, she was on track to not only shatter Teen Mom records, but catch Michelle Duggar by the time she hit 40. Missed opportunities. View Slideshow: 29 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names of All Time
Daughters named after their fathers is always funny to me. I don’t know why, but it seems so fucking trashy….Josie Canseco…the amazingly hot daughter of Jose Canseco…who I guess was the patriarch of the house…because his wife, her mother was a cocktail waitress, low level model, stripper…or just a hot groupie into that Athlete money..who raised her baby to have similar morals and values, when she wasn’t pawned off on the nanny, because her key workload…her life work…her retirement package relied on this creature…a creature who has gone on to be a nude model…representative of the times we live in… It’s like be rich, have a trust fund, be hot, have access…yet choose nude… It’s on some troubled girl with daddy issues cliche that Donald Trump would say leads to great sex…and for any dude who has had sex with a crazy girl knows is true…and when it looks like this, is spoiled like this, has money like this…it becomes so much more fun… So her getting naked or topless on snapchat while eating is a sign trouble…the good kind of trouble that I think it’s anything but trouble…instead everything great…but I am also a pervert who sexualizes tits…in a world where you’re not allowed to sexualize tits…because girls are women and some women are genderless and everything is one big confusing mess…of non-sexualized tits…a political theory I can’t support while looking at tits. The post Josie Canseco’s Topless on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
