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Jersey Shore High Five: Vinny Leaves?!

Plus: Pauly gets burned … and robbed. By Jim Cantiello Vinny on the “Jersey Shore” on Thursday night Photo: MTV Thursday night’s “Jersey Shore” brought back season-one hookups and introduced a new kleptomaniac, while Pauly’s “GTL” game is all out of whack thanks to a gnarly tanning-bed sunburn. Plus, Vinny’s anxiety disorder caught up with him and the fan favorite moved out of the house for some R&R. Oh no! Click on the embedded video below to catch my five favorite moments from this week’s “Jersey Shore.” 5. Jionni Gets Wet After the gang got caught in the rain, Snooki’s man Jionni needed some dry threads. What a guy the Situation is! Gives Jionni the clothes off his back and gives America the need for brain bleach yet again when he brings up the rumor that Snooki’s mouth and his “situation” are intimately familiar with each other. Woof. 4. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner At Karma, the girls got a little tipsy. Obvs. And Deena shared an adorable euphemism for getting her sex on. I wonder what Snooki calls it! So in other words, sex with Deena is like winning a trip to Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and sex with Snooki is like a flavorless, usually dry overcooked slab of meat. Noted. 3. Face Off DJ Pauly D said, “Screw SPF” and ended up S-O-L. That sound could only mean one thing: A “Jersey Shore” r-r-r-r-r-remix!!! 2. Sticky-Fingered Hookup Later, Pauly got down a DTF girl, but as soon as the smooshing ended, Pauly’s long national nightmare began … To add insult to injury, DTF girl turned out to be Winona Ryder with a touch of that crazy Israeli girl from season one. Because the next day? “Ding dong, here’s your chain that I stole. Yay, I’m back on television! Hi, mom, I’m a star!” God help us if she keeps coming back to find her missing shoes. I’m on to you, shady lady. 1. Vinny Leaves?! Ugh, feelings? Boring! Get drunk, f— a girl … I don’t watch this show for touchy-feely crap. Boooo! But seriously, poor Vinny says he’s having severe anxiety attacks. I know what will make him feel better. Vinny, smack Snooki in the face with your balls. Still depressed? Hmm, that usually works. I don’t know what’s gonna happen! Vinny actually left?!? So now who has the biggest penis in the house? This is important, “Jersey Shore”! Don’t leave us hangin’! Pun intended? For continuing “Jersey Shore” coverage, be sure to check in with MTV’s Remote Control blog. Related Videos Jersey Shore High 5 Recaps! Jersey Shore (Season 5) | Ep. 2 | Hook-Up: Vinny One-On-One Jersey Shore (Season 5) | Ep. 2 | Hook-Up Related Photos Jersey Shore (Season 5) | Ep. 2 | Flipbook

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Snooki shares some tanning tips

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Snooki is in LA promoting her new Tanning lotion. Hollywood.TV caught up with her at SunLounge and got some tanning tips from The Jersey Shore star. She also promised us some drama to come on the new season of her hit show.

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Snooki’s See Through Shirt Shares her Tits in an Animal Print Bra of the Day

Here are some pictures of Snooki looking like she may or may not be skinnier than she used to be, but still the troll you’d expect her to be,, and while you question why the fuck you even know why this bitch exists, or why she’s got merchandise, or how she’s become a fucking brand, I’ll just stare and her shitty trashy tits in a shitty trassy bra cuz she’s wearing a see through shirt, when in reality she should be diddling her twat to get fucking noticed….The devil is amongst us, now look at ther tits while she’s underservingly money making…perverts.

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Snooki, JWoww Say ‘Jersey Shore’ Fight Is ‘A First’

‘But we’re still best friends,’ Snooki tells MTV News of argument on tonight’s episode. By Christina Garibaldi JWoww Season four of “Jersey Shore” has been jam-packed with a whole lot of drama, from the castmates’ weekly hookups to the almost-weekly fights. You’d think by now we’ve seen everything Italy has to offer, right? Well, think again. As if the infamous fighting match between the Situation and Ronnie wasn’t enough, on Thursday’s (September 22) episode, two of the most unexpected housemates are set to faceoff: Snooki and JWoww. When MTV News caught up with the besties, they opened up about what went down. “When you’re best friends and you’re drunk … sometimes you fight, you know, that’s what happens,” Snooki told us about the fight. Snooki and JWoww take their argument to the streets of Florence after Snooki’s boyfriend, Jionni, abruptly leaves a club claiming Snooki is “embarrassing” him by dancing provocatively. JWoww decides to put Snooki in her place, screaming, “You want a reality check? I just gave you one!” While viewers will likely be shocked to see the two BFFs squaring off, fans should rest assured there’s no lasting fallout from the argument. “Me and Jenni, we just never really screamed at each other like that,” Snooki said. “That was a first, but we’re still best friends.” And JWoww agreed, saying that she and Snooki, who are set to shoot their own reality show , wouldn’t let a little fight ruin their friendship. “Me and Nicole love each other. She is my little sister and I’ll protect her, but there are those moments that we just want to go at it,” JWoww explained. “And the best thing about our moments are they have nothing to do with ourselves. We aren’t actually fighting about each other, we are fighting because external things piss us off. So when we look back, we are laughing like, ‘Dude, why did we do that?’ ” Don’t miss “Jersey Shore” every Thursday at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV! For continuing coverage of “Jersey Shore” be sure to check in with the MTV Remote Control Blog.

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Paul Ryan Is Still Not Running for President. Watch His YouTube Video Anyway.

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Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wisc.) on tax reform + snazzy animated infographics = excellent Wednesday morning video viewing: Ryan is not running for president , in case you were wondering. This video is the third, and best, in what seems to be a very occasional “Path to Prosperity” series from the House Budget Committee, which Ryan chairs. Stay tuned for Episode IV: A New Hope. In the meantime, read Reason ‘s… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Reason Magazine – Hit & Run Discovery Date : 14/09/2011 15:02 Number of articles : 2

Paul Ryan Is Still Not Running for President. Watch His YouTube Video Anyway.

Not Exactly Haiti: A Shirtless Anderson Cooper Joins Snooki At The Tanning Salon

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Jersey Shore star Snooki took Anderson Cooper out to Beach Bum Tanning on Tuesday’s edition of Anderson , stripping the newsman down to his skivvies. “I had no idea that Mr. Anderstand (sic) had muscles,” Snooki remarked incredulously, “so when he took off his shirt, he had like a huge peanut muscle! Cool.” Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Mediaite Discovery Date : 14/09/2011 16:15 Number of articles : 3

Not Exactly Haiti: A Shirtless Anderson Cooper Joins Snooki At The Tanning Salon

Blame the Farrelly Bros. When the Jersey Shore Kids Pursue Acting Careers

So the Farrelly Brothers decided to give the kids from Jersey Shore a cameo in their upcoming Three Stooges reboot (Oh, the jokes write themselves…) which turned out to be such an amazing experience that Sammi “Sweatheart” Giancola, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi may now turn their fist-pumping sights on second careers as actors. At least when this nightmare comes to pass, we know who to blame.

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Effing Snooki Blames Car Crash on Faulty Brakes

Effing Snooki. The Jersey Shore train wreck may have caused an auto accident that sent two police officers to the hospital in Florence, Italy, but she says fans shouldn’t blame her – obviously, because she’s always on the ball – just the car. “The brakes weren’t really working in our Fiat,” Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi , says. “They were, like, old. I tried to use the brakes and they didn’t work.” “So to avoid the cops, I ran right into a wall so I didn’t hurt anybody.” Sounds totally logical to us. Following the crash that resulted in Snooki temporarily losing her license, the Jersey Shore gang stuck close to home. “The only time we [drove was] to the gym, so after that, we’d just walk around,” she tells Extra . Nicole and her cohorts return with new episodes August 4. If you haven’t seen it yet, check out the sexual, violent Jersey Shore Season 4 trailer ! [Photo: WENN.com]

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VIDEO: Join Louis Virtel For Episode 2 of Verbal Vogueing, Featuring #OscarWinningDragQueens

Movieline’s Louis Virtel returns to the YouTube frontier this week with his second installment of Verbal Vogueing , the Web series that combines close cultural reads with all the hashtag hilarity one can reasonably stand. In this episode, join Louis on an expedition through the dizzying effluvia of Glee , Jersey Shore , and a must-watch lightning round of #OscarWinningDragQueens. It is what it sounds like — which is to say, ready for your own submissions in the comments and very, very NSFW.

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NUT SHRINKAGE: Anderson Cooper Really Went After Snooki Last Night

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Anderson Cooper got poetic last night, specifically when musing about the Jersey Shore star Snooki . On his show yesterday evening, Cooper added anybody who has ever paid Snooki to his RidicuList — from club owners who pay $25,000 for an appearance, to MTV, who will pay $100,000 per episode. However, most ridiculous, according to Cooper, is Rutgers University . The public New Jersey university paid… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Wire Discovery Date : 13/04/2011 22:01 Number of articles : 5

NUT SHRINKAGE: Anderson Cooper Really Went After Snooki Last Night