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Snooki’s Fat Troll Tits of the Day

I know guys love this shit. I don’t know why…but for some reason anytime I post anything on Snooki my server goes fucking nuts. I look at her and see someone I wouldn’t even notice on the street and if I did, it would probably because I thought she was some kind of street performer, clown, homeless person dressed like that for money…I would not believe something that looks like this is not on afternoon leave from some institution caring for for hybrid humans created in a lab during wartime…or the circus….Even when she shows off her fat tits on her thick troll body, I can’t get over just how freakish and abnormal she is….apparently you are into the girl no one ever wanted except when drunk and closet cased but she managed to sneak onto TV cuz she’s a joke of a person…and the whole thing just really confuses the fuck out of me…

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Who is Roger Craig? The Newest Jeopardy! Single-Day Record Holder

Move over, freakishly consistent Ken Jennings. On Jeopardy! last night, mild-mannered Roger Craig toppled Jennings’ single-day earnings record of $75,000 with $77,000 in winnings. What, what! The 33-year-old graduate student locked down the record when he knew “the inspiration for this title object in a novel and a 1957 movie actually spanned the Mae Khlung River,” was The Bridge on the River Kwai . Of course the two-day champion still has 72 more days to go before besting Jennings’ overall winning streak, but fingers crossed! After the jump watch his completely benign celebration.

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Late Night Highlights: Craig Ferguson Recalls His Lost Porn Career

Craig Ferguson may be a successful talk show host but the Scotsman received other kinds of on-screen offers when he first arrived in Los Angeles — at least that’s what the Late Late Show personality told Kristen Bell last night. Meanwhile, The Situation got fresh with Jamie Lee Curtis on The Tonight Show , Chelsea Handler recalled the Jersey Shore baby she lost on Sunday and Justin Long remembered his most unlikely fan.

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Jersey Shore: Hooking up Is Hard to Do [Recaps]

Sometimes the eight guidos we follow on Jersey Shore , the most important sociological experiment of our time, find people to mate with. Sometimes they fail spectacularly. It seems we can learn even more when they strike out. More

Jersey Shore: Firecrackers in a Dumpster [Recaps]

Sometimes the events on Jersey Shore , the greatest sociological experiment of our time, get extraordinarily trashy. That doesn’t mean they aren’t revelatory. What, exactly, can we learn about living in the modern age from our eight favorite guidos? More

Watch an Amazing Race Contestant Slingshot a Watermelon Into Her Own Face

TMZ’s Cheer-tastic Photo Contest!

Filed under: Contest Whether you are a peewee pom pom pusher or a Cowboys cheer captain — email in your sports spirit photos for our Cheer-tastic Cheerleader Contest and you could win some seriously G-R-E-A-T gifts! Read more

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Snooki’s Community Service — Scoopin’ Poop

Filed under: Snooki , Jersey Shore , Celebrity Justice TMZ now knows how Snooki spent day 1 of her community service last Sunday — turns out the ” Jersey Shore ” star didn’t just take care of neglected animals … she spent most of the day picking up their crap. According to the general manager of Popcorn… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan’s Mom ‘Disappointed’ in Snooki’s Judge

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Snooki , Dina Lohan , Celebrity Justice , Jersey Shore Dina Lohan didn’t find it funny “ha ha” — or funny at all — when the judge called Snooki a ” Lindsay Lohan wannabe” — and now she’s chastising him as if he was her own kid. Dina tells TMZ, “The family is very disappointed that a judge would say that… Read more

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Live — Snooki in Criminal Court

Filed under: Snooki , Celebrity Justice TMZ is live inside and outside court in New Jersey, where Snooki is all set to face a judge over her sloppy Seaside Heights arrest on July 30. // As we previously reported, Snooki has already pled not guilty to several misdemeanor charges — including… Read more

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