Alexis Ren is slacking. It has been weeks since I last did a post on her and finally she provided her social media some new content. Not sure what’s going on, but I have a feeling the slow down is due to some guys’ jealousy. Men ruin all Little Tuna’s material.
Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model who dates billionaires and who isn’t that interesting. She was some Portuguese model who no one I know in Portugal every heard of, despite Portugal having a population of 2000 people, all fishermen, but that I like to think they pretend is a Portuguese model, because they don’t want the world to know the Victoria’s Secret people make robot women in their factory behind all the cheaply made, sweatshop panties… What is interesting is that she made a fucking scene last year because a magazine she posed nude for posted the pics she signed off on…but is getting topless in Vogue because it’s Vogue… Which isn’t even interesting…..these were the pics she whined about…. She’s just bullshit clickbait for social media, like all these girls are, the more hits they get on social media…the more they get paid by the evil brand that created her…but she’s in a bikini..lookin’ good I guess…I mean she dates billionaires….as these models do….. Living that good travel life or something…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Sampaio Costa Rica Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model who dates billionaires and who isn’t that interesting. She was some Portuguese model who no one I know in Portugal every heard of, despite Portugal having a population of 2000 people, all fishermen, but that I like to think they pretend is a Portuguese model, because they don’t want the world to know the Victoria’s Secret people make robot women in their factory behind all the cheaply made, sweatshop panties… What is interesting is that she made a fucking scene last year because a magazine she posed nude for posted the pics she signed off on…but is getting topless in Vogue because it’s Vogue… Which isn’t even interesting…..these were the pics she whined about…. She’s just bullshit clickbait for social media, like all these girls are, the more hits they get on social media…the more they get paid by the evil brand that created her…but she’s in a bikini..lookin’ good I guess…I mean she dates billionaires….as these models do….. Living that good travel life or something…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Sampaio Costa Rica Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Well, I totally forgot about Rihanna because Rita Ora has officially earned Little Tuna’s heart with this latest pic of her getting her boob licked. Now this chick has talent.I’m not sure about singing talent, but for chicks getting their titty licked on social media she is up there with the best of them. Keep up the good work.
(Derrick Salters/WENN.com) Talk about cuteness, right? Papoose and Remy took to social media to show Rem’s growing baby bump that is really…not there at all. Looks like she had a large fry from where we’re sitting.
As we prepare to tune in to the second episode of Bossip on WeTV tonight night at 10/9c, don’t forget to get your GIF game together while we watch as a family. If you intend to watch on social media or share with your group chat, make sure you have these 10 GIFS to embody all of your moods. Here’s a GIF for when you’re just trying to live your best life but the bills won’t let you be great so you have to settle for just living your “okay” life . Source: Bossip / WeTV Source: Bossip / WeTV Here’s a GIF for when you have to remind folks not to let your classy face fool them, you still carry a razor under your tongue and have a chopper in the trunk. Hit the flip for some more GIFS.
Bella Hadid is a “Top Model”….the most important thing in fashion…who comes from a very rich fucking family…yet still capable of keeping things fucking sex-worker like, clickbait and trashy… It’s like here she is tying up her top, her big, possibly fake, maybe just arab tits, into some kind of harness like they are her baby she’s about to walk through the desert with on some pilgrimage after the Jewish people took her Palestine, forcing her to run to LA to become this fashion icon thanks to having lots of social media followers… I view her as garbage clickbait…and it’s not a racist, she’s a terrorist, I’m siding with the Israelites on this one situation… It’s just that she’s lucky that had rich parents with an ego trying to be the next Kardashian Jenners….and a sister who was properly marketed hard enough to give Bella a chance to jump on the train…..whilst looking all trans, like a dude I saw walking around in a lace sarong this weekend…which is pretty fucking gay…something her Muslim god wouldn’t approve of and that if this was another generation…she’d be honored killed…but instead she’s closing brand deals… Here she is being slutty on social media JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rebecca Black is some clickbait, she’s a viral video that continues to exist, or that continues to exist, even though her and her big titties you didn’t know she had because she was 12 when that Friday Song Came Out…and probably didn’t have tits then…. Well, she’s found her way into my heart, in what I consider one of the best viral stunts of all time, because the only thing I am actually interested in, besides big tits…is pugs.. Seriously, the most interesting thing on social media is people’s pug videos, because pugs are spiritual and healing and amazing creatures – and living with one has made my life worth living and has inspired me to use all my internet money to open up a pug farm…where like Rebecca Black…I’ll roll around in them all day…with my tits…but without the hired paparazzi to capture ever second of it for marketing…I would do it for the pure joy of PUG. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rebecca Black Pug Porn Clickbait of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Once again, Emily Ratajkowski shows us why she is the Queen of Instagram and the hardest working social media model out there. Everyday she squeezes into a swimsuit and makes sure to show us her tight body. I don’t know how she has so much energy, cause this chick is such a hard worker. More InstaModels should copy her every move.
I think Nina Dobrev is on a permanent vacation and is totally an Instagram Model now. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie or TV show that she has been in, but I’m guessing it wasn’t working out as well as being a social media star. Anyway, here she is in a bikini again. I think she needs to hire me as a photographer cause these pics suck!