Miley Cyrus is a lot of fun…at least in her social media where she’s basically showing her spread asshole or tits on the regular…because that’s just the generation we live in.. We used to have to watch cheesy Playboy porn for this softcore erotica….and now all the mainstream talent is doing it…in what they think is free the nipple feminism..and that is free the nipple feminism…because why the fuck shouldn;’t someone post their asshole on their own personal instagram when instagram is worth billions of dollars thanks to people’s content productions…it’s like you want to control what I say, what I do, what I post…because you’re a higher than thou moral compass and authority on good and evil…when all you’re trying to do is use me and my content to make your stock value go up…fuck you..while I try to fuck Miley thanks to loving her little body…even if she’s a rich hick with zero authenticity…who cares.. Here she is singing from the Vagina Angle… A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on May 12, 2015 at 7:12pm PDT The post Miley Cyrus is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chelsea Handler clearly forgets that she’s 100 fucking years old and not the Chelsea Handler who first moved to Los Angeles because she was rated most likely to end up on TV in her High School, thanks to being the quirky slut, who made silly mean spirited jokes, while being hot enough to get passed around….a skill set she brought to Hollywood with her…only instead of every dude in her class…she turned to producers who finally got her a TV show…that she’s now lost…making her seem lost…in all her social media strategic moves that involve her being half naked…like this was a sugar baby party she once attended and was violated at … back when she was just starting out… But she’s still in her underwear for the dudes and lesbians who feel that humor is the way to their heart and that humor with tits willing to be stared at…leads to good masturbation.. The whole thing is desperation, and normally I like desperation, when the desperation comes from really broke girls who never quite made it – not when it comes from trash that has already been on tv and is already more famous that it was ever supposed to be… The post Chelsea Handler in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chelsea Handler clearly forgets that she’s 100 fucking years old and not the Chelsea Handler who first moved to Los Angeles because she was rated most likely to end up on TV in her High School, thanks to being the quirky slut, who made silly mean spirited jokes, while being hot enough to get passed around….a skill set she brought to Hollywood with her…only instead of every dude in her class…she turned to producers who finally got her a TV show…that she’s now lost…making her seem lost…in all her social media strategic moves that involve her being half naked…like this was a sugar baby party she once attended and was violated at … back when she was just starting out… But she’s still in her underwear for the dudes and lesbians who feel that humor is the way to their heart and that humor with tits willing to be stared at…leads to good masturbation.. The whole thing is desperation, and normally I like desperation, when the desperation comes from really broke girls who never quite made it – not when it comes from trash that has already been on tv and is already more famous that it was ever supposed to be… The post Chelsea Handler in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk was just named a new Victoria’s Secret ANGEL, which basically is their 100,000 dollar a year contract now that models don’t get paid what they used to get paid…thanks to social media and all the social media whores diluting the market by having massive followers….where as these models, or the girls who used to be models…in an era without social media just made money looking good they didn’t have to worry about their audience… Anyway…she’s from Sweden, she’s amazing, she’s probably been fucked by Leo, or has fucked Leo…with a strap on cuz he’s homo…and if she hasn’t then she will as she’s one of the most substantial there is on the new roster…and here she is for a photographer I’ve never heard of….but who shoots new Victoria’s Secret models so he must be important…right….just not as important as her nipple… The post Elsa Hosk by Matthew Sprout of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently the super famous Sia, who has been in the music industry forever, but no one gave a fuck about her until she did some EDM song, launching her career, that involves more than one video of the creepiest little dancing girl…who went viral and in a way was the Emrata of the year, without the tits, thanks to not hitting puberty yet…but who has been replaced with a veteran with tits…Heidi Klum.. The video is not compelling at all…a redneck German doesn’t really work for me, and burning down a house reminds me of an Emimen Featuring Rihana Video.. But Heidi Klum is in a bra..and even at 50..and a mom of 500 kids…with must be an intersting vagina, filled with German scat and German ethnic cleansing…still looks good..so here it is… The post Sia’s Heidi Klum Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess in being constantly praised in her youth as the rich girl with huge tits, who ended up taking that praise to heart and turning it into a career, where she was surrounded by people in the industry praising her rich girl with huge tits, making it seem like the praise was legit…allowing her to undo the belt buckle of her trendy designer bikini on set of Sports Illustrated Swim…to eat a little, because she made it…only to never stop eating…turning into a chubby plus sized model no one calls a plus sized model..but who’s back would imply she’s a plus sized model…doesn’t get how humanity works… You see the same people that smile to your face, talk shit behind your back…and the same people talking shit on your social media…are talking shit behind your back…because the more you achieve, the more people hate you…and when you’re fat as fuck while achieving it, the more people think you’re an overrated and overfed hack who pulled off a scam…making them angry for whatever reason… Her recent story is that she finally opened up about her nudes that were leaked…without opening up the way she did in those nudes and this is what she had to say: “It’s an invasion of my privacy and it’s not OK. It’s illegal,” she states. “People don’t have a right to look at those photos or to judge them.” I agree…what is on your phone should only be between you, the government, your phone provider, the FBI, the app owners of apps you run…and not some kid who hacked your icloud….those pictures are property of the owner and should probably never have been released…but the fact is that when you’re a public figure in a world that love nudes…the better strategy is to not save the fucking things…because you’re a target…and not only because you’re 500 pounds and people can’t see past you.. Nudes are public domain the second you send them out to a motherfucker who can get his phone stolen, or who can send to his friends, or whatever..nudes are a liability, if you think they are a big deal..which brands and Christians probably do… People don’t have the right to look at the photos and judge…I mean that’s like saying “you can’t have an opinion on things you see ever”…that’s just not how our fucking brains work…and when it comes to sexting, everyone may have nudes, everyone may be trying to masturbate with their partner so that their partner doesn’t cheat on them, even though he cheated on them…but not everyone shows the fucking world due to negligence or anything… So yes…you’re a horny, sexual, high estrogen monster….who some may find a whore for your pics, but others may jerk off to…and people like may just have no interest in because the nudes sucked, your body sucked, get over yourself…if you can find the strength in your legs, because that’s a huge thing to get over…if you know what I mean…if you don’t…I called you plus sized again. Who cares. The post Kate Upton on her Nudes for Es Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am pretty sure you’ll love this Sophia Bush picture for three key reasons… The first being that you’re a virgin loser weirdo with no social skills, who loved shows like Dawson’s Creek and One Tree Hill, which is what I think she was on…you know the grown ass man into Buffy the Vampire slayer…who still jerks off to Sarah Michelle Gellar…or whoever the fuck played Buffy the Vampire Slayer…because you have a hard time moving on…it’s part of your social retardation… The second being that she’s posing like a sex doll, a little blow up action, and that’s the only sex you know…and female loving that you’ve had… The third being that she’s topless, unless that upsets you because in your social retardation, you feel like she is somehow cheating on you, or showing a side of her slutty self that you didn’t know she had…making you see red…. All this to say, you’re fucking weird…and I’d rather she be showing her bush… The post Sophia Bush Weird Topless Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Doutzen Kroes was once a Victoria’s Secret model, but then she quit and moved back home to raise her multiple black babies that she has with some DJ…since Victoria’s pays shit, but put her on the map, when otherwise she’d jsut be some THOT posting bikini pics on her instagram, probably not married to an international DJ, but working the bar and fucking local DJs….because Victoria’s Secret is a stap of approaval, and based on her social media…I assume it is something she probably misses, because why else is she getting half naked like this…it’s for the fans…and the ego…of an exhibitionist… The post Doutzen Kroes Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lauren Cohan is some 32 OR 33 year old from Walking Dead, a show I don’t watch because Zombies bore me, or at least people fighting off Zombies bore me….I mean sure if there was a Zombie apocalypse and Zombies actually existed, I would be into watching humans run for their fucking lives, trying to survive their corpose monsters trying to eat their brains, but only because I think humanity needs a reset and that type of situation would take us out of our current self involved situation, where we work to pay the fucking bills and get drunk to forget how shitty our lives is, to focus on the important things, like killing off people you hate and blaming it on the zombies..because in Zombie apocalypse there is no law… Either way, she posted pics of her in some fetish, leather, strappy bra that allows access to breast feed men, babies, and men with baby fetishes alike…and she may not have gone as hard as the topless protestors of Iceland, but she’s still more interesting than she’s ever been to someone like me, who has never watched the show, but assume she’s the only pussy on the show, I’d want to eat to survive… The post Lauren Cohan Fetish Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The funny thing with rich girls is that if you are their absentee father who is out fucking the nanny and other aspiring models because you’re rich as fuck in LA…your only way to keep them happy and feeling appreciated is to shower them with gifts… So Gigi wanted to be more like her friend Kendall Jenner, so the dad called on his friends…because modeling and instagram followers is the new “Pony and Range Rover” birthday gift…. And with any bratty rich kid, comes a jealous sibling who threatens drug use, stripping, or whatever, even though they all do drugs, unless she get the same gift her sister got, which in this case is not a Pony or a Range Rover but a modeling career… So here she is in Vogue…and I’m only posting it because it is funny to me…but not as funny as the alleged Gigi doing coke video that’s lurking around the internet that I am too lazy to google.. Ok fine…I googled it… Gigi gets all the attention…so here is her sister… The post The Other Hadid in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
