Burgers. The ultimate travel food. They’re basically sandwiches on steroids … and we’re not talking about whatever’s in the meat. More filling than a grilled cheese and more portable than a hoagie, burgers are just better. But not all burgers are created equal. Oh no. The secret to a great burger is in the location of the condiments and the #1 burger on this list gets it right, but you have to know how to order it that way. From secret menus to secret sauces to tiny steamed buns, here are seven fast food burgers ranked from worst to best. Now go get some lunch! 7 Fast Food Burgers Ranked From Worst to Best 7. Wendy’s The novelty at Wendy’s is the square patty. Square patty on a round bun makes…no sense at all. Want a side of fries with that? Or chicken nuggets? We’ve got you covered on both fronts, don’t worry: Check out THG’s fast food french fries rankings , and … … our fast food chicken nuggets rankings too! DELISH!
Kylie Jenner continues to do all she can to make us question if she’s really 16 years old . The reality star posts near-daily photos of herself showing more skin than the typical lingerie model, and those Kylie Jenner before and after pictures depict dramatically different facial features. Has she had plastic surgery? Is it an issue of makeup? Puberty? And will this young teenager ever stop adding inappropriate images to Instagram?!? The latest went up this morning and it features Kylie in a bikini. No caption is attached because Kylie herself is likely bored by such pics at this point. What’s even left to say anymore? One would think sisters Khloe or Kim Kardashian would offer Kylie some words of wisdom, perhaps encourage her to put on some clothing for a change. But then one would not be remotely familiar with this family. Tragically, the countdown to a Kylie Jenner sex tape is already on. We hope we’re wrong, readers. We really do. 38 Inappropriate Kylie and Kendall Jenner Photos 1. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Kendall Jenner posted this photo to Instagram. It shows off her side boob.
Give Justin Bieber credit: Just hours after a video leaked of the singer telling a racist joke at the age of 15, Bieber has come out and issued a lengthy explanation and heartfelt apology for the incident. “As a young man, I didn’t understand the power of certain words and how they can hurt,” Bieber told TMZ. “I thought it was ok to repeat hurtful words and jokes, but didn’t realize at the time that it wasn’t funny and that in fact my actions were continuing the ignorance.” Justin went on to say thank his “friends and family” for helping him lean from mistakes and understands that he needs to “apologize again to all I have offended” now that one of those mistakes has become public. “I’m very sorry,” he continues. “I take my friendships with people of all cultures very seriously and I apologize for offending or hurting anyone with my childish and inexcusable mistake. “I was a kid then and I am a man now who knows my responsibility to the world and to not make that mistake again.” Justin Bieber Racist Joke Last week, Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik were caught on camera using a similar racial epithet and the artists are getting flak for not apologizing for the word use. “Ignorance has no place in our society and I hope the sharing of my faults can prevent others from making the same mistake in the future,” Bieber added. “I thought long and hard about what I wanted to say but telling the truth is always what’s right.” The star concluded: “Five years ago I made a reckless and immature mistake and I’m grateful to those close to me who helped me learn those lessons as a young man. Once again….I’m sorry.” Straightforward. Immediate. From the heart. Bravo, Justin. This is how you diffuse a scandal.
I have a thing for this amazing model you may or may not have heard of naked CASSANDRA DAWN ….I follow her on instagram and I’m pretty into her native, despite being asian, look… I don’t mean native, like some truck stop, toothless bitch who drank too much gas since they don’t have any booze on the reserve where she lives, you know destroyed because the asshole white man stole her land and instilled his society on her people, that for 1000s of years they never had to adapt to, and some never could really transition, but rather like a native goddess you’d see in the movies who lures the cowboy to her side…after he sees her bathing in the creek…only Cassandra Dawn is asian…and amazing… I saw this video of her singing, it made me want to google her old nude pics that are all over the internet…like these ones…because that’s what you do when you have crushes…you stalk….romantically…
I have a thing for this amazing model you may or may not have heard of naked CASSANDRA DAWN ….I follow her on instagram and I’m pretty into her native, despite being asian, look… I don’t mean native, like some truck stop, toothless bitch who drank too much gas since they don’t have any booze on the reserve where she lives, you know destroyed because the asshole white man stole her land and instilled his society on her people, that for 1000s of years they never had to adapt to, and some never could really transition, but rather like a native goddess you’d see in the movies who lures the cowboy to her side…after he sees her bathing in the creek…only Cassandra Dawn is asian…and amazing… I saw this video of her singing, it made me want to google her old nude pics that are all over the internet…like these ones…because that’s what you do when you have crushes…you stalk….romantically…
WARNING to all Beliebers : Do not watch the following videos if you wish to maintain a positive view of Justin Bieber. Because, seriously… wow. TMZ has obtained footage from Bieber’s deposition in Miami last week in which the singer sat for over four hours in response to a lawsuit filed against him by a photographer who claims Bieber orchestrated an attack against him. In these four snippets, we see Justin at his most arrogant, talking down to opposing counsel; mocking various questions; growing irate over anything related to Selena Gomez ; and generally acting like an total and complete jerk throughout the process. Watch now and take note of Bieber accidentally saying he’s been “detrimental” to his own career. These days, sadly, that’s so very true… Justin Bieber Deposition Footage Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber Deposition Footage, Part 1 Justin Bieber acts like an arrogant jerk in this footage from his deposition in Miami. Watch him wink at the camera and talk down to opposing counsel now. View As List 1. Justin Bieber Deposition Footage, Part 1 Justin Bieber acts like an arrogant jerk in this footage from his deposition in Miami. Watch him wink at the camera and talk down to opposing counsel now. 2. Justin Bieber Deposition Footage, Part 2 Justin Bieber is asked about Selena Gomez in this portion of his deposition. And he is none to happy about it. 3. Justin Bieber Deposition Footage, Part 3 Justin Bieber mouths off to opposing counsel in this video from his deposition in Miami. It’s safe to say the singer is fed up. 4. Justin Bieber Deposition Footage, Part 4 Justin Bieber shows zero respect for the attorney asking him questions in this peek at his Miami deposition. Usher? Hmmm… yeah, that nam sounds familiar. 5. Justin Bieber Curses Off Court Reporter Justin Bieber berates a poor court reporter in this clip from his Miami deposition. He talks in a whisper and then yells at her when she asked him to repeat himself. What do you think, readers? This is Justin Bieber as we’ve never seen him before and hope to never see him again. Each deposition video could easily be included in the reasons why we sort of want to punch Bieber in the face. Metaphorically, of course… but HARD. 13 Reasons Justin Bieber Needs to Get Punched Open Slideshow 1. He Can’t Keep His Shirt On Yeah. Selfies like this work if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn’t need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he’s cool. View As List 1. He Can’t Keep His Shirt On Yeah. Selfies like this work if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn’t need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he’s cool. 2. He Disrespects Women Going to a strip club is not the worst offense in the world, but when you do it ALL THE TIME and take pics like this, AND your fans are all young girls? Pretty reprehensible. 3. He’s a Bad Role Model Forget fan girls, Justin has little siblings who look up to and idolize him. What kind of example is he setting? 4. His Tattoos Dude, you are not hard. Just stop trying. Also, the irony of having Bible verses tattooed on yourself and then behaving beyond badly 24/7/365 does not go unnoticed. 5. He Bragged About Taking Selena Gomez’s Virginity The guy actually had the nerve to brag about how he took Selena Gomez’s v-card and how she was so in love with him at the time. Classy move. 6. He Called Her a Talentless P–sy That’s just not very nice. 7. He Wears Sunglasses Indoors Like all the time. What a douche. 8. He Doesn’t Just Say No Sizzurp. Weed. Booze. Meds. This guy and his douchebag posse are like a freaking traveling Silk Road. 9. He’s the Worst Neighbor EVER We pity anyone who lives next to (or even in the same ZIP code as) this asshat. 10. He Gives Canada a Bad Name Justin is doing his best to ruin the reputation of an entire nation, which is particularly devastating as The Great White North typically doesn’t produce miscreants like this. 11. He Yells at Photographers Sure, the paparazzi suck, and yes, a little more space might help cool his jets. Still, acting like a petulant, entitled brat and threatening people doesn’t help his cause. 12. He’s a Dick and Whips His Out Seriously. The amount of times we’ve covered incidents involving this kid’s penis is alarmingly high. 13. He’s a Menace to Society Ruining your own life is one thing, but when you cross the line into DUI, drag racing and starting fights? That’s when you’re bringing others down with you (and may even be risking their lives), and you essentially suck as a person.
Lena Dunham will host Saturday Night Live this weekend and, yes, someone is topless in one of the NBC promos for the March 8 installment. But it isn’t Dunham! Instead, Kate McKinnon gets half-naked in a spot, while threatening to murder Dunham’s HBO character is another and going on about a Girls amusement park in another. It’s pretty awesome stuff, much more awesome than the Vogue photoshop controversy Dunham recently spoke out about, and you should watch all the teasers here: Lena Dunham SNL Promos To see more of Dunham, go watch Girls online at TV Fanatic.
Farrah Abraham can cry on cue. It’s uncanny. Girl bawls like it’s her job. Which is basically is, or one of them anyway. Balling James Deen on video is also her job. Crying is sort of related to that occupation, though. The tall tales she pathologically spins about how her “sex tape” ruined her life make it easy to turn on the waterworks. Farrah’s crying faces aren’t just a byproduct of the porn career she pretends to disavow, though. They date back to before she put the Backdoor in Teen Mom . If she looks hilariously fake when she tells her sob stories, that’s because she likely is faking it. Maybe it’s deliberate or maybe it’s subconscious, but it’s BS. Girl knows how to lie, and we don’t mean on her back while … you get the idea. Check out 13 epic Farrah Abraham crying pics and try not to cry … LOLing: 13 Pics of Farrah Abraham Crying Open Slideshow 1. Farrah Abraham Crying HARD Farrah Abraham knows how to cry. Gotta love this recurring scene. View As List 1. Farrah Abraham Crying HARD Farrah Abraham knows how to cry. Gotta love this recurring scene. 2. Farrah Getting Ready to Cry It’s coming. Just give it a few more sob stories that she fabricated. 3. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot Farrah Abraham is crying again. We are not surprised and neither should you be. 4. Wah. Wah. Wah. Farrah Abraham loves to turn on the waterworks. Like every day. 5. Tear-Filled Farrah Farrah Abraham straight up bawling on Couples Therapy. Not to be confused with BALLING James Deen. 6. Sad Face Farrah Farrah Abraham cries a lot. Like it’s her job you could say. 7. Farrah Cryin’ Farrah Abraham cries a lot. Here she is doing it on Couples Therapy. 8. Farrah on Couples Therapy Farrah Abraham cries a lot. And she cries ugly, we can tell you that. 9. Farrah Abraham Crying Again Farrah Abraham cries a lot. That is kind of her thing and we are not in the least bit surprised. 10. Farrah Lies Farrah Abraham lies. As in she doesn’t tell the truth. She also lies on her stomach in the literal sense while … you know. 11. Farrah Abraham Cries Farrah Abraham cries on Teen Mom. Seems to be an increasingly frequent occurrence. 12. Farrah Abraham Cries on Teen Mom In GIF form. Just because. 13. Farrah Abraham OH-Face Okay, that’s not crying. That’s straight up boning going on. But the face looks similar, you gotta admit.
Justin Bieber may think Selena Gomez is an elegant princess , but Selena Gomez thinks Justin Bieber is immature and idiotic. Not long after Bieber attempted to make nice with his ex-girlfriend this week – posting a photo of Gomez on Oscars night and saying she looks beautiful – sources tell TMZ that Selena had one response to the Instagram stunt. And it can be summed up in one word: HA! Selena has seen it before and she’s fallen for it before and she really is done with Justin, an insider says. She actually laughed out loud, according to this report, upon seeing Bieber’s lame attempt at reconciliation and is sticking by her party line: She went to rehab to get over Justin and now she’s out of rehab… and over Justin! We’re guessing Gomez could even come up with a number of reasons why she sort of wants to punch Justin Bieber . Foremost among them? The following text message exchange, in which Bieber allegedly refers to Gomez as “talentless,” among many other harsh words: Justin Bieber Texts to Selena Gomez? Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #1 One of five text message screen caps allegedly sent from Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez. It’s pretty interesting if true. View As List 1. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #1 One of five text message screen caps allegedly sent from Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez. It’s pretty interesting if true. 2. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #2 The second of five text message screen caps allegedly sent from Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez. It’s pretty incriminating if true. 3. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #3 The third of five text message screen caps allegedly sent from Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez. It’s pretty interesting if true. 4. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #4 The fourth of text message screen caps allegedly sent from Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez. It’s pretty interesting stuff if true. 5. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #5 The fifth of five text message screen caps of a conversation allegedly had between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. It’s pretty nasty if true … did he really say that?
Disclaimer: We do not wish Justin Bieber major physical harm or trauma, nor do we advocate violence as a general rule. But he needs to get roughed up a little. Not enough to break any bones or send the kid to the hospital or anything, but some scrapes and bruises here and there to knock some sense into him? Someone needs to whip the 20-year-old’s formerly squeaky-clean rear end into shape, and soon. He’s still young enough that he may be salvageable. Or not. His downward spiral is bordering on epic and not showing any signs of abating. But we’ll never know if we don’t try. Tough love can go a long way. Here are 13 reasons Justin is due for minor-to-moderate ass whooping, which we’d be happy to administer. How about you? Click through and tell us: 13 Reasons Justin Bieber Needs to Get Punched Open Slideshow 1. He Can’t Keep His Shirt On Yeah. Selfies like this work if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn’t need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he’s cool. View As List 1. He Can’t Keep His Shirt On Yeah. Selfies like this work if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn’t need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he’s cool. 2. He Disrespects Women Going to a strip club is not the worst offense in the world, but when you do it ALL THE TIME and take pics like this, AND your fans are all young girls? Pretty reprehensible. 3. He’s a Bad Role Model Forget fan girls, Justin has little siblings who look up to and idolize him. What kind of example is he setting? 4. His Tattoos Dude, you are not hard. Just stop trying. Also, the irony of having Bible verses tattooed on yourself and then behaving beyond badly 24/7/365 does not go unnoticed. 5. He Bragged About Taking Selena Gomez’s Virginity The guy actually had the nerve to brag about how he took Selena Gomez’s v-card and how she was so in love with him at the time. Classy move. 6. He Called Her a Talentless P–sy That’s just not very nice. 7. He Wears Sunglasses Indoors Like all the time. What a douche. 8. He Doesn’t Just Say No Sizzurp. Weed. Booze. Meds. This guy and his douchebag posse are like a freaking traveling Silk Road. 9. He’s the Worst Neighbor EVER We pity anyone who lives next to (or even in the same ZIP code as) this asshat. 10. He Gives Canada a Bad Name Justin is doing his best to ruin the reputation of an entire nation, which is particularly devastating as The Great White North typically doesn’t produce miscreants like this. 11. He Yells at Photographers Sure, the paparazzi suck, and yes, a little more space might help cool his jets. Still, acting like a petulant, entitled brat and threatening people doesn’t help his cause. 12. He’s a Dick and Whips His Out Seriously. The amount of times we’ve covered incidents involving this kid’s penis is alarmingly high. 13. He’s a Menace to Society Ruining your own life is one thing, but when you cross the line into DUI, drag racing and starting fights? That’s when you’re bringing others down with you (and may even be risking their lives), and you essentially suck as a person.
