I’m kind of surprised it took Sofia Vergara this long to get a star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame, considering we’ve been obsessing over her for years here at Hollywood Tuna. Although if I’d realized that all it takes to get Sofia to show up is putting her name on the sidewalk, I would’ve done that outside my mom’s place years ago. I just hope it’s not too late now. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I’m kind of surprised it took Sofia Vergara this long to get a star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame, considering we’ve been obsessing over her for years here at Hollywood Tuna. Although if I’d realized that all it takes to get Sofia to show up is putting her name on the sidewalk, I would’ve done that outside my mom’s place years ago. I just hope it’s not too late now. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
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OK, sure, so this isn’t exactly the fantasy I was hoping for when I heard Sofia Vergara and Reese Witherspoon were hanging out together in Las Vegas. (I had my fingers crossed for a bikini leg wrestling tournament…) Instead, here they are getting friendly at something called Warner Brothers’ The Big Picture at 2015 CinemaCon, because supposedly they’re in a movie together. But hey, I can still work with this. I’ve always had a very active imagination. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Helena Christensen is topless at the beach ( egotastic.com ) Betty White was a stone cold fox when she was 21 ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Emily Ratajkowski wins the MTV Movie Awards ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Erika Medina takes off her top to get some sun ( boobieblog.com ) Sofia Vergara looks amazing in the tub ( thenipslip.com ) She cooks and cleans? Sign us up ( doubleviking.com ) Behind the scenes at Charlotte McKinney’s topless photo shoot ( steakwood.com ) An interview with Bunny Ranch proprietor Dennis Hof & his girlfriend Krissy Summers ( fleshbot.com )
Possible drug lord, or daughter of a drug lord who supplied all of hollywood with their cocaine…because hollywood fucking loves cocaine and as a thnak you they made her the highest paid actress on TV…Sofia Vergara…who I guess could just as likely be really good at seducing men with her massive tits…is in Vanity Fair…or some other magazine…shot by the legendary Annie Lebovitz….and apparently..who happens to be the photographer who hired the photographer who shot for me when I was in Maxim Magazine in 2007 when I was at the point of maybe becoming relevant, only to fall off the fucking map…as her assistant….making me feel really emotionally connected to both her lesbianism and Sofia Vergara, since it’s practically as if she shot me…right? I don’t know why I am making this about me, I should make this about Sofia Vergara, the tits, who’s nipple you can see in the bath, because Annie the Lesbian likes bath tubs, she’s used them before in shoots…namely with Whoopi Goldberg…in what scarred me in my youth…because Whoopi Goldberg is a monster… Anyway, I posted the cover yesterday…and here are the rest of the pics…because people love Sofia Vergara, maybe because only Hispanics watch network TV, or maybe becaue girls over 30 watch network TV and wish that their life turns around at 40 like it did for this one…she’s like an aspirational guide…to middle age…maybe there’s still hope…bitches everywhere… The post Sofia Vergara Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sofia Vergara makes me laugh because she went from Colombian border jumper, who may not have really jumped the border, but who was a single mother who ended up in Miami at a very young age, and was forced to fend for herself, even though I assume she comes from Money to begin with, as there is money in Colombia…where she’f rom…. But she’s now the highest paid talent on TV, that every over 30 actor who hasn’t made it, of every ethnicity, references when you aske who’s career they want… It’s like from zero to fucking hero, and all it took was awesome tits and the right strategic moves…that I assume involve no gag reflex…because why the fuck else would she end up at the top when so many other Hisapnic imports end up as chambermaids… It just doesn’t make sense, but she’s topless in Vanity Fair…and that could be glimpse of where it all began…a little book ending…or something… Here’s the video: Here’s her ass in jeans for instagram…unrelated to Vanity Fair..but totally fine to stare at…thanks to being a hot old lady with a hot fucking ass… The post Sofia Vergara for Vanity Fair of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sofia Vergara makes me laugh because she went from Colombian border jumper, who may not have really jumped the border, but who was a single mother who ended up in Miami at a very young age, and was forced to fend for herself, even though I assume she comes from Money to begin with, as there is money in Colombia…where she’f rom…. But she’s now the highest paid talent on TV, that every over 30 actor who hasn’t made it, of every ethnicity, references when you aske who’s career they want… It’s like from zero to fucking hero, and all it took was awesome tits and the right strategic moves…that I assume involve no gag reflex…because why the fuck else would she end up at the top when so many other Hisapnic imports end up as chambermaids… It just doesn’t make sense, but she’s topless in Vanity Fair…and that could be glimpse of where it all began…a little book ending…or something… Here’s the video: Here’s her ass in jeans for instagram…unrelated to Vanity Fair..but totally fine to stare at…thanks to being a hot old lady with a hot fucking ass… The post Sofia Vergara for Vanity Fair of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
At first, I thought it would be a pretty funny April Fools’ joke to post these pictures and tell you perverts Kylie Jenner had turned 18. But then I realized that if I did that I probably wouldn’t have any readers left, since I’m pretty sure they don’t allow you to use the Internet from jail. So to reiterate: Kylie is still 17 for another few months, and let’s all just move it along until then. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
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