Sarah Hyland is just another one of these never aging puppets…and she does Ballet or dresses the part and feels the need to wear a leotard for her social media…because she wants you to jerk off to her…because that’s how you get instagram followers and instagram followers get you jobs…and jobs get you more money and exposure in this try hard to stay relevant and feeding her ego, when you have money, having dudes jerk off to you is what your mentor Sofia Vergara has taught you how to get work… Who cares… The post Sarah Hyland in a Black Ballerina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sofia Vergara brought her old Botox face to Jimmy Kimmel, where she continued to fool the world into thinking she’s a comedic actress, because she is a comedic actress, on one of TV, yes TV, it is still around’s most prized show I call…Sofia Vergara’s tits and accents while Sarah Hyland learns how to slut…but to America it is Modern Family… I mean I guess comedic acting, which apparently requires little to no talent, just tits, if the role is written for you, thanks to using those tits on one of the producers, making it seem like a lottery win… In her 20a, when you’d expect tits like this to really be at their best, she was half naked and hosting cheesy latin shows after she escaped Colombia due to either being rich from drug and/or coffee money….or as a refugee…the kind of migrant you’d want to take in and take advantage of…even if she came with a kid in tow…because she’s just that good… I guess what I am getting at is that sometimes tits carry a girl into their old age, sometimes using those tits as a bikini clad host of cheesy shit in the 90s as a vehicle to get to this superstar celebrity status as an actress..because acting requires very little talent, just access…and access can come by giving accsss to a motherfucker to your pussy to cum…it’s what I call raw talent…since no one uses condoms.. Either way, she’s keeping the sex appeal alive, fit and with botoz…and she’s on Kimmel…with that voice…that she plays up aggressive as I’ve never met a Colombian who sounds quite like this cartoony, fetish version of a Colombian…she knows how to seduce… Here she is on Married with Children… Here she is on people flirting with her husband The post Sofia Vergara’s Peggy Bundy of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sofia Vergara made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel and once again, Va Va Voom! This chick must have a closet full of tight dresses and luckily for us, she’s not afraid to wear them. Amen! Photos: WENN.com
Good news: apparently Modern Family ‘s filming again, which means more behind-the-scenes pictures of two of my favorite hotties on TV, Sarah Hyland and Sofia Vergara . Anyway, I don’t know what’s happening on the show these days, probably because I only watch it in 30-45 second intervals, but according to my well-connected sources, Sarah’s trying to stop a proposal in this scene. And sorry in advance for the spoiler. Not about the proposal thing. I meant that Sarah wasn’t wearing a bikini. Believe me, I’m just as disappointed as you are. Photos: PacificCoastNews
It’s been at least a couple weeks since we last saw my favorite hottie-in-training Sarah Hyland , but I’m always glad to see Sarah show off what she’s been learning from her Modern Family co-hottie Sofia Vergara . Like the importance of running errands in leggings. Only Sarah made one crucial mistake: she forgot to turn around so the paps could get a booty shot. Oh well. All you can hope is that she learns from this and remembers for next time. Fingers crossed. Photos: PacificCoastNews
It’s been at least a couple weeks since we last saw my favorite hottie-in-training Sarah Hyland , but I’m always glad to see Sarah show off what she’s been learning from her Modern Family co-hottie Sofia Vergara . Like the importance of running errands in leggings. Only Sarah made one crucial mistake: she forgot to turn around so the paps could get a booty shot. Oh well. All you can hope is that she learns from this and remembers for next time. Fingers crossed. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Creepy Modern Family star, who looks like she’s 12, which makes those of you who jerk off to her Sex Offenders to me, because age of consent is 18, and even if she has the mental capacity of an adult, she speaks directly to the men who want to fuck young girls….like you..you fucking weirdo… I always feel uncomfortable looking at her, but probably not as uncomfortable as the guys who actually fuck her, but I doubt they feel uncomfortable at all, like I don’t feel uncomfortable looking at this at all, it’s fair game dude, the law is on our side….she’s just been on hormone therapy to stay relevant on her show, and not old and disgusting…but more importantly, they are LA scenesters, producers and sexual deviants who she gets retraining orders from… Meaning…Sarah Hyland looks like she’s going through puberty…at 30…and wants you to experience it too…a valuable life lesson she got from being raised by hooker Sofia Vergara… The post Sarah Hyland in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ready for the ultimate list of 27 hottest celeb MILFs? If you're reading this, then obviously yes, you are ready and then some. Scroll through the hottest moms in Hollywood right here and now and tell us who you'd most love to … buy flowers for today! 1. Mila Kunis Mila Kunis is the mother to a girl named Wyatt. We’re so jealous Ashton Kutcher gets to sleep with her. 2. Kourtney Kardashian Now that’s an attractive family! Kim’s big sis Kourtney often flaunts her figure in teeny weeny bikinis. 3. Brooke Burke A 42-year-old mother of four, Brooke Burke still looks like this. Jealous?! 4. Sofia Vergara This bombshell calls herself mom to a 20-year-old son. 5. Christie Brinkley The supermodel and mother of four is 60 … going on about 30? Talk about ageless! 6. Beyonce Is it possible that Blue Ivy’s mom gets sexier by the day? View Slideshow
Ready for the ultimate list of 27 hottest celeb MILFs? If you're reading this, then obviously yes, you are ready and then some. Scroll through the hottest moms in Hollywood right here and now and tell us who you'd most love to … buy flowers for today! 1. Mila Kunis Mila Kunis is the mother to a girl named Wyatt. We’re so jealous Ashton Kutcher gets to sleep with her. 2. Kourtney Kardashian Now that’s an attractive family! Kim’s big sis Kourtney often flaunts her figure in teeny weeny bikinis. 3. Brooke Burke A 42-year-old mother of four, Brooke Burke still looks like this. Jealous?! 4. Sofia Vergara This bombshell calls herself mom to a 20-year-old son. 5. Christie Brinkley The supermodel and mother of four is 60 … going on about 30? Talk about ageless! 6. Beyonce Is it possible that Blue Ivy’s mom gets sexier by the day? View Slideshow
Just in time for Mother’s Day, here are a bunch of porn stars talking about what their moms mean to them. I’m sure they are all very proud of their daughter’s achievements. Continue reading →
