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Sarah Hyland Is Looking Good

It’s not quite as much cleavage as she’s shown in the past (I guess she still needs a few more lessons with Sofia Vergara ), but here’s my favorite hottie-in-training Sarah Hyland at something called the 4th Annual Celebration Of Dance Gala. And you may be surprised to learn this, but I’m actually a big dance fan myself. In fact, I go see a show at least once a month. Not to brag or anything, but I guess that makes me kind of a patron of the arts. It still counts if the stages have poles on them, right? » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com

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Sarah Hyland Is Looking Good

Sarah Hyland Is Looking Good

It’s not quite as much cleavage as she’s shown in the past (I guess she still needs a few more lessons with Sofia Vergara ), but here’s my favorite hottie-in-training Sarah Hyland at something called the 4th Annual Celebration Of Dance Gala. And you may be surprised to learn this, but I’m actually a big dance fan myself. In fact, I go see a show at least once a month. Not to brag or anything, but I guess that makes me kind of a patron of the arts. It still counts if the stages have poles on them, right? » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com

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Hot Couple Alert: Jo Manganiello and Sofia Vergara – Hollywood.TV

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Kendall Jones Kills African Animals and Posts it on Facebook of the Day

I was just doing the internet rounds and say that my good friend over at WWTDD posted THESE PICTURES OF CHEERLEADER KENDALL JONES ON AN AFRICAN ANIMAL KILLING SPREE ..and I had no choice but to post it. Not because I find hunting hot, or girls who hunt hot, or girls who post with dead animals, especially not the cast of the Lion King type animals.. I find it disgusting and hope this helps the world hate her, even if you are hunting enthusiasts, this is straight murdering nature and that’s fucking twisted, whatever level of “class” it represented in 1910…we’ve moved past that and done enough damage to the world for nature, we night as well let it die off with the rest of us, instead of actively seeking it out and killing it. I am an animal love, but I still eat meat, but that doesn’t mean I think killing a fucking lion is cool.. I just hope this helps put her head on a stake and bitch ends up taking one of her riffles to herself thanks to the fury that this should cause the internet… Instead, it’s probably going to get her a reality show….

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Sofia Vergara Instagram Cleavage of the Day

Sofia Vergara posted some cleavage pics to the internet…cleavage pics that would be more exciting if she wasn’t 100 years old. I mean sure, ever since noticing my grandmother’s old ladies tits, I thought old lady tits were fascinating…so big and juicy….but not in an erotic way, more like scientific researcher researching the slow death of sex appeal… I figure the only good Sofia Vergara has done in the world is proved that you can exploit your ethnicity, if your coke smuggling drug lord family are working with hollywood people…who love coke…you don’t need talent, just tits to get work… From immigrant to famous at 40….lots of dicks were sucked in the making of this ,but who has the last laugh…. Life lesson, always suck the right dick girls.

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Sarah Hyland in a Bikini Top of the Day

Sarah Hyland creeps me out despite the fact that she has tits…and wears a bikini…and is in her 20s…there’s just something about her that makes me think she’s 15 and I hate 15 year olds…and I can prove it to you because in Canada it is legal to fuck 16 year olds and I don’t…I mean to me there’s no better proof than that…. I just keep thinking she had a stage mom who found some hormone suppressants to get her into a Disney Role that would take her into her 30s playing a teen…the Peter Pan formula…but then she takes Sofia Vergara’s lead and busts out her tits for her fans…and I’m left confused…but not too confused…I can power through this…thanks to tits.

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Sarah Hyland Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Her name is Sarah Hyland…you know her as the cute girl who is being cultivated by Sofia Vergara to learn how to generate more buzz for herself by showing her tits…at least that’s what I like to think is going on here…but the fact is, she may just be a nice girl. But where’s the fun in that. What I do know is that she looks like she’s 14, despite being over 18, which is a little freaky but legal to stare at without feeling awkward or like the pervert that you are. It’s the “she’s 18, even if genetically she’s built like she’s 14″…line that makes it socially acceptable to masturbate to the pictures she puts of herself in a bikini top on the internet…which when reversed “she’s 14 but genetically she’s built like she’s 18 thanks to getting her period at 4″ line doesn’t reverse…because sex offence is based on maturity level people…not that I’ve never fucked 25 year old retards who act 4…because they were retards…before…which I guess is wrong too…but you can’t go to jain for it, so I guess it’s not that wrong…

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Michelle Trachtenberg Is My Choice

According to my sources, it was the 4th annual Critics’ Choice Television Awards last night, but I don’t really blame you if you missed it, considering the collection of “talent” they got to show up. I mean, where was Sofia Vergara , or my all-time favorite TV booty Maria Menounos ? Instead, I’ve got to give out our coveted Best Funbags award to Michelle Trachtenberg , pretty much by default. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still happy to invite Michelle over for a celebratory motorboat, I just hope there’s a little more to choose from next year. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Sofia Vergara Does Kmart Real Good!

For reasons I still don’t entirely understand, here’s some more shots of Sofia Vergara modeling clothes for Kmart. I mean, Sofia’s a big star, right? So why isn’t she modeling for Victoria’s Secret instead? That way we would get more lingerie pictures, and soccer moms wouldn’t have to feel so inadequate when they’re just running into the store to buy half-price mom jeans. I’m telling you, it’s a win-win.

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Eliza Gonzalez is Good of the Day

Eliza Gonzalez is some Mexican superstar, and as a Mexican I should probably hate her because she reminds me of my mother, only she doesn’t at all…because this hooker, unlike my mother the hooker, is lean and hot bodied, and clearly not a Mayan…I mean she’s one of those mixed mexicans who is not 100 percent me,xican by DNA, but more her European family moved to Mexico and generations later she was created…not to mention her John’s pay her more than a couple of collars for a fuck…she’s more strategic than that as she is on her quest to be the Next Sofia Vergara in America… I am not like the black guy I used to go to stripclubs with, who always hated when black strippers would go on stage, because he felt stripping was for white people, and black strippers were not being all they could be, and instead bringing down the race.. In fact, I encourage all races to walk around half naked with bodies like this…seriously, she’s fucking good.

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