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Meet Sofia Vergara’s Sexy Cousin And Adopted Sister Sandra Vergara

Meet Sandra Vergara . She is the cousin and adopted sister of actress Sofia Vergara . Here she is in the latest “MeInMyPlace’ photoshoot and judging by the looks of her place in these pictures, Sofia isn’t helping her out too much. Anyway, the girl is gorgeous with a booty that doesn’t quit. If she’s looking for a bigger place with free rent, she’s more than welcome to move in with my mother and I. The basement here is huge! And I’m sure I can fit her in my single bed!

Meet Sofia Vergara’s Sexy Cousin And Adopted Sister Sandra Vergara

Meet Sandra Vergara . She is the cousin and adopted sister of actress Sofia Vergara . Here she is in the latest “MeInMyPlace’ photoshoot and judging by the looks of her place in these pictures, Sofia isn’t helping her out too much. Anyway, the girl is gorgeous with a booty that doesn’t quit. If she’s looking for a bigger place with free rent, she’s more than welcome to move in with my mother and I. The basement here is huge! And I’m sure I can fit her in my single bed!

Lindsay Lohan Does Letterman

So Lindsay Lohan took her rehab tour to Letterman the other night to talk about her stealing things, appearing in court more often than most lawyers, going to rehab again, and other depressing stuff. You can watch the full thing below, if you want to see a celebrity tear up on a late night talk show. But personally, I’m much more interested in the leg show Lindsay was putting on yesterday. I know she’s been looking pretty rough lately, but I’m still pulling for a hotness comeback, and this is a good start. » view all 21 photos Related Articles: Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Are Looking Healthy Lindsay Lohan Bikini Top Boobs Heaven Lindsay Lohan Looking A Little Swollen Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Went Back To Court Photos: WENN.com

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Sarah Hyland Is Mini Sofia Vergara

It’s always good for young actresses to have a mentor, somebody to keep them out of trouble and show them the ropes. So I’m really glad to see that Sarah Hyland is taking after her Modern Family co-star Sofia Vergara when it comes to the red carpet cleavage department. Because here’s Sarah shilling some new beauty campaign for Heart Calgon in New York, and looking exactly like a mini Sofia. It just warms my heart. And obviously by heart, I mean my pants. Related Articles: Sarah Hyland Gets Cleavagy For Glamoholic Sarah Hyland Does Complex Sarah Hyland Gets Perky For The Community Ashley Tisdale & Sarah Hyland Bikini Party Photos: WENN.com

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Sofia Vergara Blonde Hair: Love It or Loathe It?

It may not exactly be the body part for which she’s best known, but Modern Family star Sofia Vergara has dyed her hair blonde. The actress took to Instagram yesterday to debut the look, posting the picture below along with the following caption: “Blond ambitions!! Gracias to the amazing Kelly Klain I’m ready for summer!” What do you think? Is Vergara still The Most Desirable Woman in the World with this look? Sound off on it now:   Love it! Loathe it! I wanna see her boobs! View Poll »

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Sofia Vergara Blonde Hair: Love It or Loathe It?

It may not exactly be the body part for which she’s best known, but Modern Family star Sofia Vergara has dyed her hair blonde. The actress took to Instagram yesterday to debut the look, posting the picture below along with the following caption: “Blond ambitions!! Gracias to the amazing Kelly Klain I’m ready for summer!” What do you think? Is Vergara still The Most Desirable Woman in the World with this look? Sound off on it now:   Love it! Loathe it! I wanna see her boobs! View Poll »

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Sofia Vergara Dons Machine Gun Bra in Explosive Machete Kills Poster

Forget the body count in Machete Kills . Sofia Vergara is at the forefront of a new poster for this upcoming thriller… and the Modern Family star is making her body count! The actress will portray Lady Desdemona in the Robert Rodriguez-direced drama, which opens on September 13 and is a sequel to the 2010 hit. The film will also star Danny Trejo, Vanessa Hudgens, Mel Gibson and even Lady Gaga . But Vergara is dominating the early press. For two very good, large reasons.

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Kelly Osbourne Just had a Seizure of the Day

photo via TMZ Apparently, Kelly Osbourne was filming a show called Fashion Police, with Melissa Rivers for E!, complained about not feeling well and fell to the floor shaking…someone in the audience…who was either a doctor or a pervert pretending to be a doctor knowing this was probably his one chance to mouth to mouth her….helped….she came to…but they send her to the hospital anyway…cuz seizures aren’t normal… I like to think it all started when she looked at herself in the mirror… I would blame anorexia…but I don’t blame anorexia for anything…anorexia is the source of great things…like bikini bodies…. I do however blame her genetics…the sperm that made her was so contaminated….and made her this obese thing…along with her brother who has MS…. Is Kelly Osbourne death near?! Only time will tell.

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Sofia Vergara’s Guns for Machete Kills of the Day

Sofia Vergara got herself some more acting work…because despite being 60 fucking years old….she’s still in high demand….for reasons I can only assume involve being from a Colombian drug cartel that feeds the execs in Hollywood….so that they have no choice but to hire her otherwise she will expose them….I mean that or it’s cuz she’s got ridiculous titties…and the movie maker’s know 50 percent of America are hispanic…and in being Hispanic need hispanic characters to relate to….so they might as well cast the best one…even if she’s better suited to be stripping like most single mom immigrants…. Well the acting work in the new Robert Rodriguez movie, Machete Kills….also staring Mel Gibson, Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Alba, Charlie Sheen, Amber Heard, Alexa Vega, Lady Gaga….but none of the others made the first movie poster…cuz they don’t have tits they can sensationalize with guns…like he did to Rose McGowan’s leg in that Grindhouse shit… Either way, here’s the poster, I hope it speaks to your inner nerd, which in your case is also your outter nerd…you’re just lucky nerd is still trendy and doesn’t result in getting beat the fuck up…. Guns for tits…on a girl known for her tits…so fucking clever/comedic/obvious/who cares…oh right, you do.

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Georgia Salpa’s Chesticles Are Trying To Escape

Now that Kim Kardashian’s pregnant, it’s time for her hotter lookalike Georgia Salpa to officially take her place. I mean, just look at the cleavage she brought to some no-name party, she’s practically busting out. So forget Kim, a body this good is what really deserves to have paparazzi following it around 24/7 and get its own reality show. The show could be about Georgia jumping on a trampoline for half an hour and it’d still be smarter than Kim’s. Not to mention 20 times hotter. Make it happen people. » view all 20 photos Related Articles: Georgia Salpa Is Busting Out Georgia Salpa Stretches Out A Tank Top Georgia Salpa And Her Perfect Bikini Breasts Georgia Salpa Knows How To Push Product Photos: WENN.com

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