I think we can all agree that Sofia Vergara is a pretty big star right now. So what in the hell is she doing modeling for Kmart? Why isn’t she modeling for somewhere a little more prestigious instead, like say, Victoria’s Secret? Now that would be a dream come true. For me, at least. Related Articles: Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Win Big!!! Sofia Vergara Takes Her Big Breasts Out Sofia Vergara Ruins My Upskirt Shot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas
After those pictures we had of Sofia Vergara yesterday , I was hoping we’d see her breaking out the cleavage today to celebrate her return to the site. Instead, we get these, which show off Sofia’s curves, but not the two most important ones. Oh well, maybe she just has to work her way back into it. I’ll try to be patient. I’m sure it’ll be worth the wait. Related Articles: Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Win Big!!! Sofia Vergara Takes Her Big Breasts Out Sofia Vergara Ruins My Upskirt Shot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas Photos: PacificCoastNews
Also in Friday morning’s wrap of news briefs: Variety appoints its new publisher. Shirley MacLaine eyes her next gig. And, take a look at the new Specialty newcomers for the weekend. Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills Heads to Open Road The new movie sees Danny Trejo reprising his role as ex-Federale agent Machete and adds Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror and Mel Gibson. Here’s what is known about the pic: “Machete “recruited by the president of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man: He must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet,” THR reports . Ewan McGregor and Kate Hudson Eye Born to Be King McGregor will play dual roles as an extra who resembles a major movie star. Hudson, who is still in talks to join the project, would play a Hollywood starlet who has issues with the star but likes the extra, THR reports . Variety Names Michelle Sobrino-Stearns Publisher Its associate publisher Sobrino-Stearns was named publisher, the first big move at the Hollywood trade publication since Penske Media Corp. acquired it earlier this month. She is Variety’s first female lead in its century-plus history, Deadline reports . [ PMC is the parent company of Movieline ] Shirley MacLaine Eyes Tammy MacLaine is in talks to star opposite Melissa McCarthy in road trip comedy Tammy . The story centers on a woman who is laid off from her job at Hardee’s, discovers her husband is having an affair and decides to go on a road trip with her alcoholic, foul-mouthed, diabetic grandmother, THR reports . Specialty Box Office: The Sessions , All Together , Holy Motors , Tai Chi Zero Jane Fonda, Kylie Minogue, Helen Hunt, William H. Macy and more have debuts in the Specialty realm this weekend. Fox Searchlight hosted a series of word-of-mouthers for The Sessions which it nabbed at Sundance. NYC distributor Kino Lorber is teaming with Tribeca Film for its first title going out via theatrical day and date with French-language All Together . Cannes favorite Holy Motors will head out in theaters via Indomina, opening in New York this weekend, followed by releases in various U.S. cities Deadline reports .
Sofia Vergara is a gorgeous Colombian MILF actress, one that we would love to bang hard if we had the chance and here she is showing off her pantyhose in this upskirt paparazzi action Continue reading →
Here’s Celebrity Apprentice contestant Dayana Mendoza modeling swimsuits, and while I don’t watch the show, apparently the former Miss Universe didn’t make the final cut. But now that she’s done with the Donald, Dayana’s more than welcome to come work for me. I should warn her though, I run a pretty tight ship over at Hollywood Tuna. And there’s no way this one-piece nonsense will fly: we’re a bikinis-only office. Save this stuff for Casual Friday. » view all 12 photos Related Articles: Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Win Big!!! Spike TV’s First Annual “Guys Choice” Awards Pictures Sofia Vergara Because She Is Hot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas Photos: PacificCoastNews
I practically had a heart attack when I saw these new pictures of Sofia Vergara , until I realized she’s just on the set of Modern Family . Phew. As much as I love this Latina MILF though, the bump is kinda weirding me out. Oh well, as long as they keep Sofia’s cleavage as big as her stomach, I guess I’ll be just fine. Besides, I do love seeing Sofia with her mouth wide open . Keep it up Sofia, after all, you’re eating for two now. Related Articles: Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Win Big!!! Sofia Vergara Takes Her Big Breasts Out Sofia Vergara Ruins My Upskirt Shot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here’s Sofia Vergara again, this time out promoting her fall collection “Sofia” for Kmart. This woman needs to take a break. You can’t turn on the TV without seeing Sofia in some kind of ad. And she’s always selling some crap I have zero interest in. So I think we need to see a little less of her for a bit, I don’t want a MILF this hot to get burnt out or overexposed. Unless Sofia decides to promote a sex tape next. Now that, I’d buy. » view all 41 photos Related Articles: Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Win Big!!! Sofia Vergara Takes Her Big Breasts Out Sofia Vergara Ruins My Upskirt Shot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas Photos: WENN.com
Sofia Vergara was out in New York promoting her show Modern Family , wearing a nice tight dress that shows off her two biggest assets. But listen, while Sofia would make just about anything she wears look hot, if they really want to promote Modern Family , they’d have Sofia do her media tour in a bikini. Trust me. I may not have a degree in marketing, but I’ve been studying Sofia’s body for years. Related Articles: Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Win Big!!! Spike TV’s First Annual “Guys Choice” Awards Pictures Sofia Vergara Because She Is Hot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas Photos: PacificCoastNews
I have already posted and showcased Sofia Vergara as my favorite thing at the Emmys for some sick reason….. I genrally hate over 35 year old women, no matter how curvy, exotic, busty, or accented they are…..I can only assume I was won over by her latina spell that I can only assume she had some witch doctor make in some Colombian lab….that lead to this career, and by witch doctor I mean a member of her family who was supplying Hollywood with all its cocaine opening some pretty important doors….it doesn’t matter…because I’m hooked…and that was before I saw thesee pics of her dresse ripped open, busted at the zipper, because her ass is just that fat and tasty, you see cuz even if this shit looks like it was maid for a tacky hispanic graduation, it was probably 10,000 dollars and hand crafted, making the zipper break that much more substantial, cuz if it was some Walmat prom dress shit that it looks like it is, I’d expect this….but the fact that it isn’t just shows how much power that ass has…an ass I want to eat….in hopes of getting some of its powers…. The only unfortunate thing in all this is her underwear….no one wears underwear to these things….unless they are in a mini skirt…so maybe just maybe it was staged….or she’s drippy…. Sexy as fuck regardless. If this post teaches us one thing….you know one valuable life lesson…is that I can turn hate into love just by seeing a little nudity….that’s all it took for me to change my opinion of her…a broken zipper and a golden fucking ass. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Part of me loves seeing hot models in workout gear showing off their bodies….even after having a kid…because models…unlike lying housewives from all walks of life don’t fuck around and bounce back from the hell that is child birth….while the other part of me stares at her remembering what was…you know before she decided to rape and pillage herself for the sake of a lifetime of fucking baggage…and that depresses me…what a waste. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
