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Britain’s Biggest Boobs featuring Stacy Poole, Sophie Reade, Holly Peers & for Nuts of the Day

This is the kind of hard hitting journalism I can really get behind and endorse… In what is probably the least important thing to possibly talk about in the grand scheme of things….Nuts has gone out and decided to focus on what we all actually care about…. You see in this world filled with hate, racism, anger, poverty, greed, lies and a dying world….that all media outlets talk about all day giving us anxiety…all we really want instinctively is a busty bitch to crawl up and snuggle up next to….or at least jerk off on… So they compiled the best big tits in the UK….good job.

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Britain’s Biggest Boobs featuring Stacy Poole, Sophie Reade, Holly Peers & for Nuts of the Day

Candice Swanepoel for Agua de Coco Summer 2013 of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is a bikini model…..who I want to have a destination wedding with…even if she’s not into that kind of thing…you know cuz she travels so much and just wants to spend it quietly at home….I wake up in her arms or her in my arms, although I am probably the more needy one…where we can gaze into each other’s eyes and sing each other love songs every morning for the rest of our lives…this love is eternal…it is til the end of time…why must she cheat on me by getting naked for all of you….I’ll have to have a stern talk with her about this….just as soon as she acknowledges I exist.

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Candice Swanepoel for Agua de Coco Summer 2013 of the Day

Sofia Vergara 1990 Bikini Commercial of the Day

All I am thinking when watching this bikini video of Sofia Vergara Pepsi back in 1990 when she was 17 is not how hot she was as jailbait, but that she was jailbait in 1990….that’s a fucking lifetime ago….a lifetime that has brought her fame and fortune and some Emmy’s and has brought me pretty much nothing but some STDs and horrible memories, sure…but still a fucking lifetime ago…. I dont even remember 1990 and most girls I have sex with were born in 1990…..making this Sofia Vergara character seriously fucking old….not to mention…I guess she was a late bloomer, or maybe just rockin’ awesome South American discount implants cuz her tits at 17 are not thee tits she has today… I have no idea why this is hitting the internet today, it’s been on Youtube since 2010 and I am sure I’ve even posted it before , but whatever, I go along with the trends cuz I am a follower….. TO SEE THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sofia Vergara 1990 Bikini Commercial of the Day

Sofia Vergara’s Weird Underwear Pics of the Day

I have no idea what these pictures are from, I just know they were emailed to me claiming to be of Sofia Vergara in her underwear painting a dude, and since I have facial recognition blindness, and everyone looks the same, not just black people, cuz I am not racist….I cannot confirm or deny that they are of her, but I can say they seem fun… Sure it may be a little too much fun for someone this old…I mean maybe this should have been left in for her 20s, but I guess she was two busy sleeping her way to the top as a single mother with Colombian coke ties that financed her shit…. Becasue she is pushing 50 and that’s a good time to spend napping, knitting and betting on the horses or whatever it is 50 year olds do….but I guess you’re never too old to get half naked if you got a hot body like this….

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Sofia Vergara Stretches Out Her T-shirt

Here’s Sofia Vergera at the Stand Up to Cancer event looking as delightful as ever. Man, she’s gorgeous! I don’t think Sofia has ever looked bad a day in her life. Anyway, wouldn’t these photos be even hotter if Sofia was wearing a thin white t-shirt with no bra and someone was hosing her down? I know that is a rhetorical question, but I couldn’t help myself.

Sofia Vergara Swallows A Banana

Ay Carumba! Here is Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family performing fellatio on the luckiest banana ever. I bet she could take it all the way down. Actually, she’s halfway there and no sign of any gag reflex. Anyway, this image is going to stick with me for a very long time. I don’t know what is about girls putting things in their mouths that I find so sexy, but I’m just happy Sofia chose a banana!

Sofia Vergara thong ass

Sofia Vergara is one of the hottest in the business right now in our opinion and here she is wearing some sexy lingerie in this video clip and showing off her lovely tight ass for the camera Continue reading

Sofia Vergara’s Fat Tits in a Hispanic Dress of the Day

Sofia Vergara is showing off her fat 40 year old mom tits while hiding her fat 40 year old mom belly that to date she’s done a good job keeping off or hidden or toned…but that she’ll probably allow in for permanent residence status….since she’s hit the top she wanted to hit when fucking all those people to get there….an Emmy, critical acclaim, praise and fans, money….all things that were never expected when she was debating being a stripper when she was a fresh off the boat single mother….and can let things go….I mean I guess that’s why she’s wearing some flashy, shiny, dress you’d expect to see at some Hispanic prom, Hispanic wedding, Hispanic Christening, Hispanic Sunday….and that makes me laugh…while her big tits make me horny…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sofia Vergara Wearing Sexy Leggings

Sofia Vergara is seriously going to create a worldwide pant explosion if she keep strolling around showing off her delicious body. Here she is doing errands in leggings. If you guys don’t know leggings are my weakness. Every girl should own a pair and if you can’t afford them and are hot, I’ll buy them for you on condition that you take pics and email them to me.

Mayra Veronica’s Amazing Booty In A Bikini

I’ve posted a whole lot of pictures of some of the world’s hottest women in little bikinis over the years, but I’m not sure I’ve seen anything like this. Here’s Mayra Veronica and her absolutely amazing booty in an incredible thong bikini. I’m kind of stunned, at least most of me is stunned, I seem to have a lot of activity in the groin area. Anyhow, a swimming pool filled with a hottie like this in a barely there thong bikini is exactly what I imagine heaven looks like. Amen.