Lordy, lordy, look who’s 40! There must have been something in the water back in 1972, because the women that year produced are stunningly hot… and willing to show it off. From Sofia Vergara to Carmen Electra , these soon-to-be 40-year-olds prove that 40 is the new sexy.
I’m not pleased with myself for posting these pictures of compulsive reality TV star Bethenny Frankel on the beach in a bikini, she’s not exactly a natural beauty up to the standards of this site, but she’s kind of got a pretty good body on her so…. Why not. I’m actually kind of impressed, for a woman her age she’s got a great body. She’s like in her fifties right? Some oversized sunglasses and a giant sun hat would really go a long way to making these even better. A Cobra Commander mask would be ideal.
I think I am the official ANGELA SIMMONS IS A SPOILED BRAT WHO IS ALWAYS AT THE MIAMI HOUSE IN A BIKINI CUZ SHE DOESN’T HAVE A JOB OR NEED A JOB SINCE HER DAD IS RUN FROM RUN DMC AND HER UNCLE IS RUSSELL and I don’t know why….maybe it is cuz I love black girls…or rich girls…or rich black girls who I bet are whiter than any white girl I have met…you know with living in the upper crust of society all her life….or maybe it’s the whole black history month challenge of fucking a black girl this month not working out…but I know that fat ass and cellulite or not…I like this girl….she’s a keeper and that’s why I’ll continue documenting her bikini clad life even if she doesn’t have a body that should be bikini clad by societies standards…..something she doesn’t give a fuck about cuz she lives on her own fucking planet of reality….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Sarah Hyland is the 21 year old who looks 13 that you probably have already masturbated to cuz she’s on TV with Sofia Vergara’s tits….and because you didn’t realize she was 21 and now that you know she’s not 13….you’re deleting all the screen caps you’ve taken of her the last year or two that show’s been on TV…. Well it turns out that like every 21 year old, she’s into showing off bikini pics on social network sites for male attention and male appreciation…cuz why else would chicks put up bikini pics…they obviously know we jerk off to those “spring break” albums….that’s really the whole fucking point of facebook and reconnecting with old friends – isn’t it? Either way, this is a good start to her post puberty career…..keep up the good attention seeking bitch.
I don’t know why I’m bothering with this shit….but I am going to assume it is cuz I have nothing better to do….cuz some 45 year old who still has it going on…but is still nothing but a whore way past her prime showing some cleavage on twitter is just not inspiring at all… I dont watch her show, I don’t get why she’s famous, there are just too many question marks when it comes to Vergara….but the one thing that we know and trust is that she knows her value, worth and talent resides in her bra….and maybe acknowledging that is what makes her worth looking at…or maybe I just like tits on all ages…it would explain why I used to try to knock up women at the old folks homes….easy with a little lube and best with a little dementia so they don’t tell on you…and if they do….they usually get the story wrong and no one ever believes the crazy old lady….except that one time when her family set up video cameras to find the source of the bite marks…which sucked….but not as much as these pics for not being topless.
Earlier I posted a whole bunch of pictures from last night’s Academy Awards show, but I thought I’d give latina super MILF Sofia Vergara her very own post. She’s that hot. Here she is at the Vanity Fair party with her big beautiful breasts falling out of her classy evening gown. I can barely understand a word this woman says most of the time, but I would marry her in a second. I’m sure we could find a sexy young translator to live with us. Hot.
It’s pretty clear that Twitter has become the go to destination for all kinds of celebrity cleavage these days, and I love it. Here’s latina super MILF Sofia Vergara giving us an awesome candid look at her tig old bitties while she sits in her makeup chair. So this is how she hangs out behind the scenes all day? Amaze! I need to get myself some sort of backstage job, what does a key grip do and where do I sign up?