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Sofia Vergara in Esquire April 2012 of the Day

Sofia Vergara is hot and bitch must know how to give great fucking blowjobs, cuz if she didn’t, she’d be working at a taco stand, or strip club, or married to a drug dealer in Miami or some shit. She would not be on TV. I have all kinds of theories about how she stood out amongst all he SPICS they were typecasting for hot spic roles, you know that she had drug ties in Colombia that fueled drug addicts in Hollywood….leading to some open doors….but I think it may just have to do with her tits…cuz tits…are magical like that….they lead to opportunity…. I posted a twitpic of her on set of this shoot a few months ago ….but the end result is far more spectacular….pantless, bust, and amazing.

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Sofia Vergara in Esquire April 2012 of the Day

Eva Amurri Vs. Sofia Vergara: Who’s Hotter? [PIC]

Filling out the first round of our Whack-It Bracket , we’ve got two ladies who have no trouble filling out a bra: Representing our Heavy Handfuls division, it’s Eva Amurri Vs. Sofia Vergara ! More after the jump!

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Maria Menounos Hot Stripper Belly Piercing

I’ve written enough posts about Maria Menounos walking in and out of the Dancing With The Stars studios that you should pretty much all know the drill by now. Hot booty in spandex pants pretty much sums it all up. But this time she decided to show a little more skin with an eighties inspires crop top. Nicely done lady. I want to suck that cheesy stripper belly button piercing out of her awesome tight tummy. Call me.

Sofia Vergara Takes Her Breasts Out

I’m not sure what to tell you about these pictures of super MILF Sofia Vergara out the other night, I posted pretty much these same exact shots yesterday so… I think you know the drill. Big soft latina breasts bouncing around in a nice dress. Good enough.

Sofia Vergara And Her Big Beautiful Breasts

Here’s latina super MILF Sofia Vergara and her luscious plump breasts on the red carpet for something the other night. I absolutely love those things, I bet they smell great. I find it a little strange that she’s a Cover Girl spokeswoman now, not because she’s not hot or doesn’t deserve it or anything, but considering it’s nearly impossible to understand a word that comes out of that sexy mouth of hers it’s just an odd choice. I guess with breasts like that nobody gives a crap what’s coming out of her mouth.

Nicki Minaj Giant Bikini Pictures

Ever since Nicki Minaj burst onto the scene like what two years ago, three years ago, I don’t really know, she’s been all over the place. Everywhere but on the beach in her bikini that is… Until now. Here she is shooting another one of her weird music videos in her hot pink bikini and creepy neon green hair. I don’t really give a crap about the hair, I’m more shocked by the size of that booty. Obviously I knew she had some junk back there, but this is insanity. How do you even get a thing like that? Damn!

Sarah Hyland’s Perky Goodness

You wouldn’t think that a chick in some stupid boots, a pair of jeans and a baseball warm up jersey would be all that attractive, unless you’re into butch chicks who are really good at softball, but I’m actually liking these shots. Obviously it’s because Sarah Hyland is a hot little number and her perky breasts would look good in pretty much anything, but it still works. I also like that she looks like a drinking a king can of beer. Even hotter.

Katie Cleary Sweet Bikini Pictures

I’m aware that I say this a lot, but I have no idea who this Katie Cleary chick is. I’m the worst. Obviously she’s some sort of swimsuit model or wannabe reality TV star, why else would she be at the beach posing alone in front of a photographer? Whoever she is, she’s got my attention with those hot little over the shoulder booty shots. I love that kind of thing. Women should be obliged to have all their pictures taken that way, passport, driver’s license… All of them. Hot.

Katie Cleary Sweet Bikini Pictures

I’m aware that I say this a lot, but I have no idea who this Katie Cleary chick is. I’m the worst. Obviously she’s some sort of swimsuit model or wannabe reality TV star, why else would she be at the beach posing alone in front of a photographer? Whoever she is, she’s got my attention with those hot little over the shoulder booty shots. I love that kind of thing. Women should be obliged to have all their pictures taken that way, passport, driver’s license… All of them. Hot.

More Scary Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures

I can’t believe I’m doing this again, but here are some more shots of career reality TV star Bethenny Frankel on the beach in her bikini. I see she took my advice about wearing a giant hat and some sunglasses to cover up that busted face, but now we’ve got a problem with the booty. It looks like an old stretched out leather handbag. Not good. Let’s try this again. Next time, big hat, big sunglasses and some sort of wrap or sarong to cover the droopy drawers. Let’s try this again.