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Sophie Monk Has Landed A Job!

I can’t believe this day has finally come, I’m so proud, one of my all time favorite hotties Sophie Monk has finally got herself a job…. Sort of. Apparently these are shots of her filming scenes for her own reality show.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2009 – #2 Cheryl Tweedy

Here’s a shocker! Cheryl Tweedy isn’t Hollywood Tuna’s #1 Babe this year. Some of you thought she’d be a back to back winner, but a lot can change in 365 days. Besides, there’s really not much of a difference between the #10 girl and #1.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2009 – #3 Sophie Monk

The other day, I received an email from a reader who was concerned I was going to make Sophie Monk my #1 babe of 2009.

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Sophie Monk Celebrates Her B-Day In Short Shorts

Here’s jobless nobody Sophie Monk celebrating her 30th birthday… Alone. It seems appropriate that a woman known for basically just doing yoga and putting gas in her car spends her birthday picking up her own f@#king birthday cake. So not only is she jobless, but apparently she’s also friendless

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Shakira Does the Gala Awards in a Repeat Outfit of the Day

Shakira needs to invest a little of her Columbian coke money into her costume department. She’s been wearing this discoball tight dress too fucking much and I know hookers, like real low level hookers who don’t have a home who have more outfits than this and wouldn’t be caught dead wearing the same dress every fucking day, unfortunatley for their John’s panties are a whole other story for them though….but that’s not the point, the point is that I’m tired of lookin up her skirt to see a metalic pair of American Apparel shorts like I was at a 16 year old Halloween party, when the girls are dipping their toes into being total whores, but aren’t fully prepared to take the plunge into letting random men see their bare or thonged ass, making this whole outfit a fucking fail on all fucking levels….and here are the pics for you to live out the disappointment of this gutter repeatitive trash with me.

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Victoria’s Silvstedt is Still a Useless Whore of the Day

Here’s vile, disgusting, used-up, prostitute, whore pussy that goes by the name Victoria Silvstedt. She’s the original Swedish nobody who got herself some fake tits and a few nude modeling jobs in the 90s, making her some kind of “It” girl amongst perverts on the internet for a little while, before ruining some midget billionaire Greek shipping dude’s marriage when she got caught getting eaten out by him on the beach, only to try to sue every site, including mine for posting the shit, making her pretty much my fucking enemy who I would love to shit on everytime I can, but unfortunatelty, she’s into getting shit on, so long as the shit comes out of a billionaire she’s using for his money’s ass, cuz being his useless whore he disrespects is her fucking job, but in her defense, 500 dollar bottle of wine, filet mignon and gourmet food diet makes for a real tasty scat party….Either way, I hate this cunt and here are some pics of her unfortunately still alive…. Pics via Fame

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Sophie Monk Shows Her Legs for her Dirty 30 of the Day

It turns out that Sophie Monk turned 30 over the weekend and I take satisfaction in knowing that she is no where near where she wanted to be at 30 in terms of success in her career in her life plan…knowing she used to sit in her class back in high school telling everyone how she’s going to be famous and how she’s going to be a celebrity and how they’ll be taught that math is not needed when you’re fabulous….and I just love knowing she knows she’s a failure and I hope she hangs up her muppet face and becomes the gutter stripper her hot body leads me to think she was really destined to be…Happy fucking birthday. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk’s Puppies Exposed!

Did I fool you with my clever title? If I did you’re probably very disappointed with these pictures of jobless nobody Sophie Monk .

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Sophie Monk Does the Pregnancy Cover-Up Pose of the Day

Here is Sophie Monk rubbing up on Santa Claus like he was one of the Good Charlotte sisters because I guess she misses the touch of another man, or maybe because ever has fond memories of a man dressed in a Santa suit sneaking in her bedroom late on Christmas Eve, only to take off her little panties and have his way with her, telling her not to tell anyone, because it was their little secret because she’s been such a good girl all year and she’s Santa’s favorite, not realizing that it was just her creepy dad molesting her on the one night he knew he could get away with it, since everyone knows Santa doesn’t exist and her story would lose all credibility before it started..or maybe it is because the dude in the Santa suit is the Executive General Manager of V Airlines and she figures she’ll be able to fly home for cheap anytime she needs when she has no money cuz she can’t get work cuz she’s in with him….and none of this is the point of the post… The point of the post is that my photographer friend told me that when you see someone in this stance, with their hands on their hips and elbows pointed outwards, they are trying to hide the fact that they gained weight. It’s like people see their elbows and ignore their waistline. It is the oldest trick in the fucking book to make themselves look thinner, to hide the fact that they have a gut, thanks to a Good Charlotte internal cumshot that’s left a baby growing inside them that they refuse to abort because they think it means security, stability and it is the best revenge for him leaving her for Paris Hilton before crawling back to her one lonely night in Australia… Pics via Bauer

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Sophie Monk Looking Hot While Doing Nothing

It has been a couple of weeks since we last saw Sophie Monk . I was beginning to miss her, even though, there’s nothing to say about her other than she’s a hot piece of ass. I wish the girl would get a job or something so I could make these posts sound a little different from one another, but I doubt that’s happening anytime soon

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