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Sophie Monk Showing Off Leg of the Day

There’s just something about Sophie Monk that I can’t get enough of. Sure she’s a useless whore who can’t get work who latches on anything she can to get noticed.. Her meal ticket cheated on her with Paris Hilton a long time ago, and I’m pretty sure that left her with herpes and since then she was just filler who walks around Hollywood and people take pictures of when they don’t have better people to take pictures of… She has tried really hard to become famous from nude scenes, to scandals, to staged bikini pictures, but for some reason nothing ever sticks, except maybe her herpes, since that shit is for life…but that’s more reason to like her…she’s hungry and she looks good and is the exact person I would pretend I was a producer to get in her pants…and it would work…even though I look homeless and smell like piss….. Pics via Bauer

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Sophie Monk’s Legs Come Out Again

It’s been a while since we’ve seen any pictures of jobless hottie Sophie Monk , I think the last time she was on the site she had some strange injuries on her knees hips, so I’m happy to see that she seems to have healed nicely. I’ll have to conduct a more thorough examination just to be sure. Anyhow, here she is back to her old trick, doing what she does best…. Absolutely nothing. Luckily she always looks hotter than a camel’s hump while she does it so who gives a crap. Enjoy. more pictures of Sophie Monk here

Sophie Monk Needs More Exposure

I think this is the first photoshoot I’ve ever seen of Sophie Monk . I believe it’s for Cosmo. I wish a male magazines would get in on the Sophie Monk action, she’s perfect for something like Maxim or Hustler . I’ve been trying to land her for sometime but it seems that she’s not into working for free or working at all period. OK, I never tried to reach her, but she knows where to find me if she wants some career advice. I’d be glad to help.

Sophie Monk Is Damaged

I don’t know what has happened to my favorite jobless hottie Sophie Monk’s tight little body, but I’m not too pleased about it. Here she is on the phone leaving me a voicemail about how she’s got a boo-boo on her belly and wants me to come over and kiss it better. Alright so I just checked my voicemail and unless she was calling to tell me that my mail order Russian bride was damaged beyond repair while in shipment… It wasn’t her. I knew I should have sprung for express shipping.

Sophie Monk is a Cripple of the Day

Sophie Monk was in car accident, I didn’t know, cuz she doesn’t matter, especially since her big constantly cameltoed no matter how thick her pants are vagina was in an accident too, thanks to her ex-future-husband’s wandering dick that went for a swim in Paris Hilton’s herpe-ridden sewage pipe of a vagina, only to taint Sophie Monk and her big vagina, not that herpes have ever stopped me before, but it’s always nice to remind everyone before they jerk off to her newest festish pics, which are of her bruised up, beat up, near death, crippled body that’s easy to rape cuz it can’t run the fuck away. Bonus – Here’s about as close as I can get to where her pubic hair should be if she didn’t murder it, like Benji Madden murdered her vagina…I guess it’s nice to see she’s not letting that stop her… Pics via Fame

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Sophie Monk’s Big Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

I am pretty sure Sophie Monk likes drawing attention to her pussy. Last week, she made a statement about her vagina, saying something like it’s not as big as you think it is based on all the cameltoes she gets. Leading me to believe that this latch-on, bottom-feeding nobody wants people talking about her pussy, because I am pretty sure the majority of people don’t even know who she is, let alone that she’s got a fucking big pussy that always gets caught up in her cameltoe.

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Lorraine Nicholson And AnnaSophia Robb Bikini Pictures

I can honestly say that the only reason I’m posting these pictures of Jack Nicholson’s daughter Lorraine Nicholson in her bikini is because she’s Jack Nicholson’s daughter.

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Sophie Monk’s Hotness Is Therapeutic

Everyone knows how much I love Sophie Monk , so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that I’m posting pictures of her doing nothing… Again. My last therapist thought it was unhealthy for me to love someone who has no job and no prospect of a job, but I just can’t help myself, I showed him pictures of Sophie’s ass and he still didn’t think it was right

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot Body in her Bikini Top of the Day

It doesn’t really make any fucking sense to me that a woman who just had a kid looks like this. I know I’ve gone over this at least 10 times but life is repetitive and apparently so am I.

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Sophie Monk’s Nipples Cry for Attention of the Day

Sophie Monk is filming a pilot called “Bigger Than Paris”. I assume she’s talking about her pussy because last time I checked, her Good Charlotte boyfriend left her for Paris Hilton and I’ve never heard about of a man dumping a woman or leaving a woman for someone with a bigger pussy

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