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Sophie Monk Needs To Step Up Her Game

Posted on May 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Sophie Monk out in her little workout gear the other day looking as hot as usual. It’s no secret that Sophie’s been my favorite jobless hottie for a long time now, but a new jobless beauty has been working her way up the ranks over the last little while and her name is Sophie Turner . The fact that they’re both named Sophie has given me an idea, an all Sophie, all jobless baby oil and banana peel leg wrestling match. I’ll supply the rubber sheets and the banana peels. What? I eat a lot of bananas. Enjoy.

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Sophie Monk and her Nipples Aren’t Totally Useless of the Day

Posted on May 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A hooker once told me that you have to cherish the moments of glory….not realizing that when I chose her becuase she was 50 dollars for anything I wanted….I wasn’t at a moment of fucking glory…I was actually at rock bottom and wanted to have my way with a cunt to feel alive…not that it worked….I wasn’t paying for a fucking philosopher or words of wisdom but here I am 20 years later reference that night….maybe it was glorious in retrospect…I mean I know it is better than the hell I live now….and that rock bottom became an even deeper rock bottom you didn’t think was possible….but I digress…. Here’s Sophie Monk following that hooker’s lead…making me think maybe that hooker grew up to be Sophie Monk’s mom but more likely she is dead in a ditch….but I digress…. Because the point of this is to say she’s cherishing the last gig she got…I mean who walks around with their accomplishments, not that being a cover girl on a magazine I’ve never heard of is an accomplishment, but to someone who does nothing and wants nothing more than to run the fucking industry, it’s a stepping stone to keep her going….and I guess she knows that the magazine no one has heard of will sell itself, so but if she walks around with hard nipples, holding the obscure magazine, a lot of people will see it…she is her number one fan….but more importantly, that was the deal the magazine made with her when they agreed to let her be the cover girl so long as she got them noticed…. Deperation is not a sexy thing…but it can lead to sexy things….That’s the life lesson of the day Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Monk’s Jobless Boobs Are Chilly

Posted on May 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Sophie Monk is beginning to get a little desperate to prove to me that she’s not just a jobless hottie and that she actually can find work. Here she is out the other day showing off her lovely cleavage while she carries around an issue of GoreZone magazine with her hot little face on the cover. I don’t really give a crap if a chick has a job or not, boobs are boobs, and I’m just glad that Sophie brought hers out on a chilly day. Nipples!

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Sophie Monk’s Long Legs In Short Shorts

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Is it possible that Sophie Monk has lost a bit of her sex appeal? Here she is doing what she does best, practically nothing, the other day outside the grocery store in a pair of saggy short shorts and a stupid hat. Actually, she still looks pretty hot, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to see her lose the hat and wear some short shorts the way they’re supposed to be worn… With your ass hanging out. I could watch this chick’s long legs get in and out of a car all day. Nice. more pictures of Sophie Monk here

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Sophie Monk hot photos

Posted on April 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sophie Monk is good at bike riding First of all, I don#39;t even know who the hell Sophie Monk is, but I#39;ve written about her before, so she must be famous. And second of all, shut the hell up. From Australia#39;s news.com.au: “I have big boobs which I hate. They are so annoying. I wish they were smaller,” the ex-Goldy girl tells Grazia magazine. Monk tells the mag about her body image woes, saying she doesn#39;t like looking too skinny either. “It#39;s not an attractive look,

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Demi Moore: ‘I have had something done but it’s not on my face’

Posted on April 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A few days ago, Demi admitted that she had an extreme obsession with her body – and today, we get further details, this time regarding her attitude towards plastic surgery. From the Daily Mail: Demi, a mother of four, is often said to have had upwards of £200,000 of plastic surgery in order to keep her figure looking its best. But although she admits she has undergone some surgery, she says the amount she has spent has been vastly overestimated. ‘I have had something done but it’s not on my face,’ she told Elle magazine. And she said the speculation annoyed her. ‘It feels like school-yard name-calling a lot of the time. It hurts. ‘You know what? Maybe one day I’ll go under the knife. ‘it just irritates me that people are constantly saying how much I’ve spent on plastic surgery.’ Share your thoughts! © Versus for Skinny VS Curvy , 2010. | Permalink | 17 comments Tags: plastic , plastic surgery Related posts Sophie Monk – Then and Now (50) Lisa Rinna Disapproves of Heidi Montag’s Plastic Surgery (29) Kirstie Alley Brings the Quote of the Day (16) Katie Price’s Got an Overwhelming Plastic Cleavage (44) Heidi Montag’s 10 Plastic Surgeries – Then & Now (167)

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Sophie Monk in a Bikini for Ralph Magazine of the Day

Posted on April 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t understand Sophie Monk, but I really don’t understand how these men’s magaziens stay in business. Seriously, even when I was younger, dumber and they were considered innovative back when they first hit I couldn’t really figure out what the fuck the point of them was…. The whole idea of content targeted to the average dudes was just too fucking homo…the only thing to make the closet cases feel less gay about reading the shit was the pictures of the half naked chicks that were only worthy of jerking off to if you were stuck somewhere without access to actual porn. The whole thing was obvious, bullshit, not interesting and seriously for the average moron male and I’m not a fucking intellectual here, I’m just not a fucking retard… So when I see shit like Ralph, I get frustrated knowing it’s made a lot of people rich….but when I see that they got Sophie Monk in a bikini, I can ignore that fact, not because it’s worth jerking off to, or even that great, or even exciting knowing that she’s trying as hard as she can to stay in the shadow of the limelight she almost got into but it is better than lookin at my wife in a bikini….

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Sophie Monk Does Raplh

Posted on April 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s my favorite nobody Sophie Monk in Ralph Magazine. I’m so proud that my hard work has finally helped her make their 150 Hottest Aussie Women Of The Year. I hope she‘s #1 because she is the best thing that has come out of Australia since Crocodile Dundee.

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Sophie Monk’s Legs Come Out At Night

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Over the last few days Sophie Monk’s legs have come out of hiding, we’ve seen them doing all kinds of exciting activities such as walking down the street or buying a magazine on the street . So in keeping with this theme, here are Sophie’s legs walking down the street at night. All this excitement is making me light headed. I guess it doesn’t really matter that she doesn’t do anything, at all, she’s hot and wears short little skirts and that’s what counts. Enjoy.

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Sophie Monk Can Be My Girlfriend Any Time

Posted on March 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s my favorite jobless beauty Sophie Monk hard at work buying magazines and walking around and doing pretty much all she knows how to do…. Nothing. That’s alright with me, I don’t mind, she can still be my girlfriend. I only have two conditions, first she has to keep wearing outfits that highlight her sexy long legs and second, I get to touch her boobies whenever I want, even if she’s sleeping or talking on the phone or having dinner with her parents or taking a bath or in church or…. Let’s just say I’m going to have at least one hand on her boob at all times. Deal?

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