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Incredible Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

You know it’s going to be a pretty awesome day when I’ve got pictures of my favorite jobless hottie’s amazingly tight little body in a bikini. Here’s Sophie Monk showing me exactly why she can still manage to make a living without ever seeming to have any sort of employment. Hell, I’m writing a check for her rent as we speak, I just hope I’m not too late and some other loser has already payed it. Call me.

Sophie Monk Flashes Some Shoulder?

I always bug Sophie Monk about not having a job or never getting invited to anything, but it looks like I’m going to have to eat my words. Here she is at some sort of event the other day looking pretty good. It’s weird though, I think I’ve become so accustomed to seeing her half naked in her little workout gear or short shorts that she seems a little over dressed to me. I guess there’s no satisfying The Tuna. A bikini could go a long way to remedying that.

Sophia vs. Sophie: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Sophia Bush , Sophie Monk , Beauty , Who'd You Rather? ” One Tree Hill ” star Sophia Bush , 28, and famous person Sophie Monk , 30, made it to the same event at the Palihouse in West Hollywood last night. Question is … Read more

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Sophie Monk’s Sideboob Disappoints

I’ve been in this business for a long time and I’ve seen my fair share of sideboob, but I would have thought that Sophie Monk of all people would have some pretty impressive sideboob. I was wrong. Here she is lounging in her short shorts and tank top giving us a sad look at her under the arm cleavage. Once she stands up things get back on track nicely, but the damage is done, I’ll never be able to look at her the same way again. That’s a lie, I still want to make sweet hump to her.

Sophie Monk’s Hotness Takes A Day Off

Ah man, what the hell is this? I’ve always said that I like a chick who can get away with just wearing jeans and a t-shirt, but this is unacceptable. Here’s my favorite jobless hottie Sophie Monk out the other day in what can only be described as disgusting lesbian house painter pants. Even that might be a little harsh, lesbians wouldn’t be caught dead painting the house in this crap. I’m so disappointed.

Ashlee Simpson Reminds Jessica Simpson That She Sucks of the Day

Not only has Ashlee Simpson landed a man…or what is marketed as a man…but she’s also got married, had kids, relaunched her career, but most importantly…is not a fat slob eating away her sadness from how life has wronged her with her gay Yoko Ono trying to force feed the donuts down her throat so that he gets all the glory…Take that Jessica Simpson…Remember when Ashlee was the latch on sister who felt insignificant in your shadow. Revenge is Bittersweet… Pics via Fame

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Rebecca Gayheart Baby Deathwatch of the Day

I hate Rebecca Gayheart…I’m not entirely sure why but think it has something to do with celebrity justice being injustice….cuz bitch ran over a kid with her car cuz she was impatient and on her cell phone…and pulled out into oncoming traffic to pass all the stopped cars that were letting the kids cross the street…because she has an ego and thinks she is more important and deserves the right of way to other cars cuz she was in one or two movies no one even remembers…and she got off…they put the blame on the fucking kid cuz that’s what high powered lawyers do…but she and everyone else knows she’s a fucking murderer and that she took a poor kid’s life and whether she is sociopathic or not…she has to live with that for the rest of her life…until someone gets their revenge and take her new baby for an “Alabama KKK Chained to the Truck” ride….and that someone will probably be the kid she murdered mother…despite the fact that the best revenge for the world would be to not take Karma out on the defenseless innocent baby…but instead on Rebecca Gayheart and her dyking out cocaine using, shitty sex tape making ass….by riding the world of her existence…I guess we’re all allowed to have dreams….I can’t stand this fucking cunt. Pics via Fame

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Sophie Monk’s Sweatpant Ass Getting Into a Car of the Day

I know sweatpants aren’t always the best choice in pants if you’re looking to make your ass look good, but nobody told herped up Sophie Monk…you know Australians are a different breed of trash and it wasn’t until the late 80s that they were even able to buy Levis, so there fashion sense is a few generations behind I guess, especially when the Australian in question is some cheesy, tacky, useless bitch trying to be famous cuz she’s decided she’s too good to going back to live in the trailer park she was from, and she’s gonna do all she can or fuck all the right men that she can to make sure she makes a good life for herself…even though beauty is fleeting, she looks sloppy with a flat ass, and her pussy is rockin’ Paris Hilton herpes cuz her Fiance cheated on her with Paris….making her pretty fuckin’ gutter…but the paparazzi still cares…and I guess so do I…but I’d fuck pretty much anything…including a bucket of minced meat, but only if it was left out in the sun to warm up and was wearing extensions…if you know what I mean… Pics via Fame

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Sophie Monk Gets Her Jobless Hair Did

I knew it was just a matter of time before I had pictures of jobless hottie Sophie Monk actually doing something, unfortunately I thought it would be something work related not just her getting her roots lightened. Who pays for this crap? The best part is that she doesn’t look too pleased to be photographed in this kind of situation. She looks like a really sexy deer caught in the headlights.

Sophie Monk’s Jobless Camel Toe

Sophie Monk must be getting a little annoyed with the fact that I’m kinda falling for another jobless hottie, Sophie Turner , because she decided to get my attention with an impressively large camel toe. She should know better than that, camel toes aren’t my cup of tea, I much prefer a good nip slip or upskirt any day. Camel toes actually kinda creep me out a little. I don’t need to see that. Better luck next time Sophie. more pictures of Sophie Monk here