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Sophie Monk Bikini Titty Slip of the Day

Sophie Monk released some posed bikini pictures with her nipple exposed. Her quest to fame is getting more and more desperate and that is a good thing because it means more and more nudity. This is the kind of post that is pretty much hot enough to make my day and I don’t mean make my day in personal celebrity sexual fetish satisfaction, because I hate celebrities, but in terms of posting pictures of celebrities on the internet for idiots who still like reading and seeing pictures of celebrities, because apparently there are still some of you out there.

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Sophie Monk Is An Obsession

I’m aware that Sophie Monk doesn’t have a job and doesn’t really do anything, but I just can’t keep myself from posting pictures of her on the site, it’s a sickness. Maybe it’s her long ass legs or her gorgeous boobs or any number of her body parts , I don’t know, I can’t help myself. I think it might be that even when she’s going to get frozen yogurt she’s dressed like a high class escort

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Sophie Monk Showing Off Her Pussy

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Everyone likes Sophie Monk. I’m starting to think she looks like some kind of puppet with a rubber face, and not entirely human, but maybe that’s what people are lookin’ for these days, or maybe people just like her because she’s a nice girl with a whole lot of substance, I mean that’s the only explanation why her ex-Fiance would leave her for a vapid little whore with herpes like Paris Hilton, you know cuz Sophie Monk just had some much to offer than dude thought he couldn’t live up to her god-like personalty and shoved his dick into the fuckin’ sewage pipe that is Paris Hilton….or maybe, just maybe Paris Hilton was a step up from this bottom-feeding whore…
I know every post I write about Sophie Monk is about how she got cheated on with Paris Hilton, but I just think that explains a lot about her and why she doesn’t have a fuckin’ career and pays the paparazzi to follow her around to give the illusion that she is famous, you know because she’s got nothing to offer and even Paris Hilton’s got more substance….which says a whole lot about her considering the dead squirrel I saw in an alley had more substance than Paris Hilton because at least the fuckin’ thing could feed a couple homeless dudes…
EIther way, Here she is showing off some leg, but not some pussy, cuz she hasn’t really figured out what we all care about….that’s why she’s barely famous and paying people to leak stories and take pics of her….

Here she is at some other event…..

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Sophie Monk — Like Captain Kangaroo, But Hot

Filed under: Wacky & Weird There’s something kinda sexy about talking with Aussie babe Sophie Monk about eating kangaroos and keeping koala bears as pets. Just don’t make the mistake of saying she’s from New Zealand — she hates that.

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When Is My Turn?

I’m getting a little jealous, every time we see Sophie Monk she’s out with a new dude and it’s never me! And I should be considered, seeing as I single-handedly plucked her from obscurity and made her the big useless star that she is today. Doesn’t that deserve something..

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Sophie Monk’s Nipples Aren’t The Only Things That Are Sharp

What’s this I see? Sophie Monk holding hands with a guy!?! I’m seriously disappointed… It turns out Sophie’s new boyfriend is a plastic surgeon and he better keep his scalpel away for Sophie ’s tight body. The only thing that should be butchering Sophie’s body is the scalpel between my legs

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Gemma Atkinson’s Super Sexy 2010 Calendar

It’s about time that we get some good pictures of Gemma Atkinson doing what she does best, slutying it up some semi pornographic calendar shots. I don’t know who the artistic director is but I like where his head is, Gemma hosing herself down in a cheesy one piece swimsuit is the perfect example of fine art if you ask me

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Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

Here’s Sophie Monk in some staged bikini pictures in the ocean the other day. It seems that almost every good picture I’ve ever seen of Sophie is staged somehow, like she’s got her very own photographer working for her. Not that I’m complaining, my crotch is very pleased to be given this bikini gift, she probably let’s some paparazzi rub himself up against her from time to time so that she can control what pics hit the interweb.

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Sophie Monk has a Stalker Who Isn’t Me of the Day

Sophie Monk apparently has a stalker, I call bullshit, because everyone knows that she has herpes, and people with herpes never get stalked, they kinda get drunkenly fucked when people don’t really realize how much of a pain in the ass herpes actually is, because they are drunk, until waking up to pimples on their dick a few weeks later, wondering why they did what the did for only a few minutes of pleasure, unless I guess her stalker has herpes too, which is also possible, cuz I hear stalkers aren’t always the most hygienic or careful people when it comes to sexuality…..Not that I know for a fact that she has herpes, I just like to believe a herpes outbreak is what broke up her engagement to the Good Charlotte sister, its how she found out he cheated on her.

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Lindsay Lohan Knows How To Party

I haven’t been told exactly what these pictures of Lindsay Lohan are but I’m guessing she’s heading to a bachelor party, which makes sense considering the outfit, she must be the adult entertainment.

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