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‘Jersey Shore’ Star The Situation Prepares Debut Single

Club banger called (of course) ‘The Situation’ will be released on iTunes this week. By Gil Kaufman Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Photo: Kevin Winter/ Getty Images You’ve seen plenty of the abs, now you’re going to hear the voice that goes with the six-pack. “Jersey Shore” star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is preparing to drop his first single this week. The fist-pumping, floor-slapping dance track titled, of course, “The Situation,” is a collaboration with Fatman Scoop, DJ Class and the Disco Fries, according to TMZ , which posted a brief clip of the tune on Monday (June 14). Slated to hit iTunes this week, the tune has a basic techno backbeat and finds “the Sitch” AutoTune singing his way through lyrics about a debauched night out at the club over the kind of banging track he’s probably used to hearing from his pal, Pauly D. “We got a Situation here,” the fitness center assistant manager-turned-reality-star says at the outset over

Paula Deen Has a Situation on Her Hands

Food Network diva Paula Deen got another ham thrown in her face … but this time it was in the form of ” Jersey Shore ‘s” shameless ab flasher Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino . With Snooki supervising, Paula felt up Sitch’s shaved smooth chest… Read more

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Snooki: Jersey Boys Are Better Than Miami Men!

Newly single Snooki didn’t find the men in Miami up to par when she was shooting the latest season of Jersey Shore there. “The guys in Miami were actually really skinny,” the…

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Dissed By The Situation

Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino doesn’t want a piece of Lindsay Lohan. As the Jersey Shore star left Katy Perry’s MTV Movie Awards post party (where Linds was…

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Same Ol’ Situation

We tried to find a picture of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino doing something other than showing off his abs. But we couldn’t.

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The Situation — Not Too Big for Unemployment

It seems The Situation had no faith in his future as a reality TV star , because after shooting Season 1 of ” Jersey Shore ” — dude filed for unemployment. According to a document obtained by TMZ, The Sitch — formally known as Mike Sorrentino — filed… Read more

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Shaquille O’Neal Threatens Basketball Wife, VH1

Shaquille O’Neal is not happy. The Diesel and his attorney fired off a heated letter to VH1 demanding they halt production on Basketball Wives , which features his estranged wife. He believes Shaunie O’Neal is out for “televised revenge.” Revenge for what? Infidelity, probably. Dude supposedly got around like a record. Shaq is threatening legal action should “any further episodes of Basketball Wives which make any reference to Mr. O’Neal” air. On what grounds? Because Shaunie signed a confidentiality agreement at some point in their marriage, Shaq says, so if she starts spilling secrets on-air, it’s so on . Shaquille and Shaunie O’Neal in happier times . Sources say that while the Basketball Wives premiere made no slanderous claims against Shaq, the second episode might make it to air following this letter. Hmm. The Cleveland Cavaliers center and rotund NBA legend has been linked to, among other women, mistress Vanessa Lopez , who is suing him for harassment. She and Shaunie are actually teaming up against him as the latter seeks a fat settlement in their impending divorce. There’s no telling what she knows. Those Shaq text messages may be the tip of the iceberg. We can only hope. There’s got to be dirtier stuff than that. Basketball Wives , come through!

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The Men of Jersey Shore: Tanned and Toned

Yesterday, the ladies of Jersey Shore classed up Harper’s Bazaar. The men cannot say the same in their Interview Magazine shoot. Famed celebrity photo taker Terry Richardson was enlisted to capture the essence of tanned, toned cast in images that will captivate fans for generations. Here’s the famed DJ Pauly D putting the G in GTL … They did a nice job airbrushing out the needle marks . Pauly D, a.k.a. Paul DelVecchio is also seen showing off his Italian pride, tattoos, and vintage Versace underwear. Repulsed or turned on? You tell us! Other photos feature The Situation doing what he does second best after creepin’ on skanks – tanning. Finally, the four guys tag team a serious sub. Click to enlarge photos of America’s favorite guidos … [Photos: Interview Magazine]

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Bar Refaeli Rides The Situation

Certain sentences should just never be written. But unfortunately the above headline had to be, as it is literally, disturbingly and hilariously true. Bar Refaeli’s legs around some random guido’s head? Wow. Mike Sorrentino, a.k.a. The Situation from Jersey Shore, got a chance to party hard with Leonardo DiCaprio just last month at the hot nightclub Voyeur in L.A. You can see where the night headed after many drinks. The Sitch posted some Bar Refaeli pictures on his Facebook page following a shoot with Leo’s girl for Interview magazine. It’s hard to blame him for it, really. As she sits aloft the reality star’s shoulders, champagne in hand, with his muscles flexed beneath her, not even The Situation quotes can do this image justice … WE GOT OURSELVES A SITUATION! That much is quite obvious. But is it one Leonardo DiCaprio would be okay with? Eh, probably. He’s kind of the man .

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The Situation Keeping All Options Open

“It’s not a question of whether we’ll hook up, it’s just a matter of when I decide.” – Mike Sorrentino, a.k.a. The Situation, on housemate Sammi Giancola. While the Jersey Shore star was overconfident about his prospects regarding the potential hookup described above, he does enjoy success with the girls. But is Mike Sorrentino trying to find The One? The Situation says that despite his playboy persona, he’s keeping romantic options open in homes that Mrs. Sorrentino will walk through the (club) door. “I’m definitely looking,” he told People . “You’ve seen me looking.” A better term might be creepin’. The Situation is not afraid to reveal his deep, sensitive side . Cocky and brash Jersey Shore quotes aside, Mike admits that he has a sensitive side, and while he’s playing the field right, he has high standards. “The perfect woman could be anybody out there,” he said. “You just gotta keep an open mind, be yourself and you’ll find her. I just haven’t yet.” He is even single right now: “I wish I had a Valentine,” the Situation said. Guess he passed on drunk dialing Snooki nude . Probably for the best.

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