I don’t know who shot these pics, I just know they are for C-Heads , who are a do it yourself fashion magazine that work with all the new, or interesting photographers…using new or aspiring or interesting models that aren’t all signed or actual models but who are producing cool shit that involves nudity like this one…all filled with enough hipster bush…that I don’t even know if the girl in it is hot or not – or if the pics are good or not…I just love bush, it talks directly to my soul….
I don’t know who shot these pics, I just know they are for C-Heads , who are a do it yourself fashion magazine that work with all the new, or interesting photographers…using new or aspiring or interesting models that aren’t all signed or actual models but who are producing cool shit that involves nudity like this one…all filled with enough hipster bush…that I don’t even know if the girl in it is hot or not – or if the pics are good or not…I just love bush, it talks directly to my soul….
These are some possibly old pics of a model named Shana Payet for BAMBI Magazine by a guy named Marijo Cobretti, because after staring at UK Tabloid Whore tits all day, I felt the need to purify my soul with a hot little hipster model in a hot little hipster photoshoot for the sake of fashion, or art, or whatever…that I am just happy isn’t tabloid for fame..but rather because girls like being in front of a camera…
These are some possibly old pics of a model named Shana Payet for BAMBI Magazine by a guy named Marijo Cobretti, because after staring at UK Tabloid Whore tits all day, I felt the need to purify my soul with a hot little hipster model in a hot little hipster photoshoot for the sake of fashion, or art, or whatever…that I am just happy isn’t tabloid for fame..but rather because girls like being in front of a camera…
Here’s Atlanta Bean, who I was standing next to the other day in Miami but she didn’t try to make out with me like most girls I stand next to because I guess she’s one of those “too cool”, “I’m in magazine Christmas Videos in my Lingerie” kind of girls…She’s the daughter of some UK rockstar I am not going to bother googling, we follow each other on twitter, and she may be my soul mate….my soul mate who you may not find hot so here’s Daisy Lowe…who is amazing because of all the emotional trauma that happens when your dad is Gavin Rossdale and your stepmom is Gwen Stefani, but they make you get a paternity test to prove it, before he decides to pretend to love your ass. Perfect level of daddy issue for me.
Yesterday, Kim Kardashian posted a photoshopped picture that she pretended was a selfie, but that was clearly a picture taken by a photographer, and edited by a photographer, because Kim Kardashian is a lying famewhore pig who doesn’t fuck around with her “social media”…because you have a team of people who do it for you…and when they do…they try to get as much buzz as possible…because the Kardashians are finally falling off, unfortunately not a dying breed, but still irrelevance is looking and that excites me…but not as much as if OJ took them out instead of his actual wife back in the 90s. Last night, the lovely pro surfer Anastasia Ashley, who clearly has a “good sense of humor”…decided to show the world that “sense of humor”…with a pic of how a white one piece is meant to look on a bitch taking a selfie in front of a room divider…it’s like what can’t this babe do…from big wave surfing during the day, to taking bikini selfies that make fun of the lowest pile of shit in the corner of pop culture…and I guess we shouldn’t look too much into it, but rather we should look in her soul, by way of her fit, round, surfer ass I would, and have tried to chip a tooth on at least once… The whole thing was so well played and I am not just saying that because she is the love of my life, my favorite person, my soul mate who just doesn’t know it yet, the girl I write love songs and love poetry about locking in my basement after drugging her and abducting her in my van because it shows how much I care even when she doesn’t cooperate or give back…and I just hope her next play is a sex tape starring me, that we film tonight…after we get married…like I was lyonsada….connected at the soul like it soul like it was Final Destination 5…. All this to say, she’s so silly and I got a kick out of this pic…post more….and by post more I mean…let me get you pregnant.
