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Miranda Kerr Ass-umes The Best Position Ever!

I didn’t realize it was my birthday already, but that’s the only explanation I can think of for why we’ve got brand-new lingerie pictures from a bunch of my favorite hotties today:  Miranda Kerr , Rosie Huntington-Whiteley , Lily Donaldson , Candice Swanepoel , Kate Upton , and Anja Rubik … And okay, so according to my sources, these are actually for V Magazine ‘s upcoming issue, but if you’re looking for what to get me this year, now you know. Continue reading

Kendall Jenner Is Now Blond

Let CNN and Fox cover the presidential race and whatever stupid sh*t Donald Trump is saying now, because I’ve got much more important breaking news to report on: according to my sources (aka her Instagram ), Kendall Jenner is now a sexy blonde, instead of a sexy brunette! So stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, including how Kendall looks in a bikini and/or lingerie as a blonde. (Feel free to start engraving my Pulitzer now, guys.)

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Meet Hottie Pilar Rubio

In case you needed any more proof that soccer players get all the hotties, here’s Spanish TV presenter Pilar Rubio , and according to my sources, she’s dating Real Madrid star Sergio Ramos. And yes, she’s pregnant, but that’s not why I’m posting these pictures. I’m posting them because of the future MILF’s impressive funbags. I may be a pervert, but I’m no sicko. Anyway, no, I can’t understand why I don’t have my own super-hot girlfriend either. Weird, right? » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Hottie Pilar Rubio

In case you needed any more proof that soccer players get all the hotties, here’s Spanish TV presenter Pilar Rubio , and according to my sources, she’s dating Real Madrid star Sergio Ramos. And yes, she’s pregnant, but that’s not why I’m posting these pictures. I’m posting them because of the future MILF’s impressive funbags. I may be a pervert, but I’m no sicko. Anyway, no, I can’t understand why I don’t have my own super-hot girlfriend either. Weird, right? » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Sheila Marquez Belongs In Lingerie

You wouldn’t know it from looking at her, but according to my sources, Sheila Marquez here went and had a kid since the last time I did a post on her. And while I typically don’t like to encourage that kind of selfish, irresponsible behavior in our nation’s smoking hot lingerie models, I’d still like to officially welcome Sheila to the Tuna MILF Club. So congratulations, and feel free to go tell everyone the good news. I’ll pick up some balloons. » view all 15 photos

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Britney Spears Lets It Hang Low For The Teens

Apparently the Teen Choice Awards were held in LA last night, which I didn’t watch because, despite the fact that I still live in my mom’s basement, I’m a full-grown adult. But according to my sources, Britney Spears won the Style Icon Award, and I’ve gotta say, I was a little surprised by that, considering she dresses like a white trash soccer mom  90% of the time… But after seeing this cleavage show she put on last night, it looks like Britney’s style has gotten much better lately. So nevermind. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet Hottie Bip Ling

I have no clue who this Bip Ling hottie is, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her before. But after seeing these pictures of her putting on a killer leg show on the streets of London, I looked her up, and according to my sources, she’s a famous style blogger/model/DJ or something. So I guess that explains why she knows how to dress. Yow. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Meet Busty British Girl Elena Clarke

Just when I thought I knew every busty British nobody worth knowing, I came across these pictures of Elena Clarke at the beach. According to my sources, Elena’s a singer, dancer, actress and model, but with a bikini body this good, if she keeps taking regular beach trips with the paps, Elena’s going to be able to add “future ex-Mrs. Tuna” to that resume pretty soon. Fingers crossed. Photos: WENN.com

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English Bulldog Has Box Troubles

English Bulldogs may not be the smart dogs, but they are damn cute!

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Rita Rusic Is 55

I’m sure  Rita Rusic doesn’t like it when I call her an old bag all the time, but to be fair, I’ve always called her the sexiest old bag in the world, and that’s got to count for something, right? Anyway, here’s the cougar hottie back at the beach in Miami, and according to my sources, Rita’s 55 years old these days, but who cares? If you ask me, she’s still hotter than most nobodies half her age. Enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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