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Tiger Woods Joins Letterman, Clinton in South Park Battle Against Alien Sex Fiends

In a very special South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s topical toon returns for its 14th season to pose the question: What could be causing rich, successful men to seek…

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Deadline Panic at AOL Over Hipster Contributors [Internal Memos]

AOL hired an army of underemployed music lovers to interview bands at South by Southwest. But the citizen journalists, paid $50 per story, are missing their deadlines, so AOL sent a panicked mass email (below). AOL’s Seed division is trying to interview every single one of the 2,000 bands performing at SXSW via its computer-dispatched army of freelancers. At a company where stories are routinely assigned based on internet statistics, that’s a refreshingly human assignment — “Almost Famous 2.0” is how Brian Ries summed things up in his Daily Beast article on Seed’s coverage of the South by Southwest Music Festival in Austin . But humans have a way of gumming up the machine, and Seed editors have issued an “Urgent call for assignments,” shown below. “Urgent” indeed: AOL forgot to Bcc its contributors, exposing their emails, and also told people they could skip the pictures and bios. So much for humanizing the borg. [ Photo via Getty Images ]

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Kim Kardashian Helps Eva Longoria Parker Celebrate

Eva Longoria Parker turns 35 today and is celebrating in South Beach with famous friends, including Kim Kardashian! Eva’s basketballer hubby, Tony Parker, was also able to make it to…

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No Surprise Here! Tiger Woods Getting the South Park Treatment

One look was all it took. That may have been how things worked for Tiger Woods and several girls named Jamie, but that’s also all this South Park preview required to get the E!…

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MIley Cyrus And Liam Not Playing House

Singer Miley Cyrus has denied reports that she is now living with her new boyfriend Liam Hemsworth . Cyrus, 17, met Hemsworth on the set of their new movie, The Last Song , last year, and there were reports that they are now living together. However, she denied she is living with the Aussie actor. “No. How would anyone know who lives with me or not? No one’s ever been in my house, no one’s ever like… no creepers who write in magazines have ever seen my house, ever talked to my parents, ever, like, spoken with my friends. “So they have nothing better to do than make up stories. I think they should take their ideas and put them somewhere useful.” There’s a good joke in there about Miley being from the South but we’ll leave you to make it in the comments.

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T.I. Name-Checks Tiger Woods On Leaked Usher Song

Atlanta MC mentions the scandal-weary golfer on singer’s ‘Guilty.’ By Shaheem Reid T.I. Photo: aylor Hill/ FilmMagic The hook of the first songs T.I. guests on since being sentenced to a year and a day in prison says, “Don’t take me to jail.” Isn’t it ironic? Tip collaborates with Usher on a new leaked record from Raymond v. Raymond called “Guilty,” where the singer is charged with breaking his girl’s heart. Tip did record another song with Usher last year before going to prison, but it sounds like the rhymes on “Guilty” were recorded recently — he name-checks a certain scandal-plagued athlete . “Right hand to the sky/ Strike me down if I a lie,” the King of the South proclaims. “If she sayin’ she’s the victim in this case then what am I/ She got proof, well I got alibis too/ I never been on bullsh– … she ain’t caught me on no Tiger Woods sh–/ Do what I expected when she met me/ Ballin’ against the law/ Shawty arrest me then.” Usher then pleads guilty. “I guess I’m guilty of always being in the club,” he sings. “I guess I’m guilty ’cause girls always wanna show me love/ I guess I’m guilty for living and having all of the fun/ Girl, I’m guilty for that/ Girl, I’m guilty.” Other recently leaked songs include “She Don’t Know” featuring Ludacris and “OMG” featuring Will.I.Am. Raymond v. Raymond is due in stores March 30 . Related Artists T.I. Usher

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Samuel L. Jackson’s Reaction To Mo’Nique’s Oscar Win

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Richard Dawkins, South Park-ized

Richard Dawkins remixed, South Park style by a fan. [ Ed Note : Honestly, he's way harder to take seriously this way, especially when he's talking about “The Great JuJu at the bottom of the sea.”] The Best Links: Cartoon version of Dawkins’ “What if you’re wrong?” answer Watch

Brad Paisley Taken to Hospital After Stage Fall

Filed under: Nurse! Brad Paisley fell during an encore at his concert in South Carolina last night and had to be taken to a local hospital.Brad was singing “Alcohol” when fell — but he got back up and finished the song before being taken to a Charleston hospital. He … Permalink

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Everyday Looper

Amazing iPhone app. Loop it! [ Ed Note : Oh, mais que c'est chouette! Super cool!] Watch