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The Hills Brings in the Bills for its Stars

In this economy, isn’t it nice to know that not everyone is suffering? Sure, the unemployment rate in Detroit is close to 30% and average home prices in that once-thriving city are under $20,000. But at least talentless reality stars are raking in millions per year to read from cue cards and pretend to get married! Speidi earned more money for this photograph than millions of people make in a year

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The Hills Brings in the Bills for its Stars

The Hills Salaries Exposed

According to the Huffington Post , bitches and bitch *Spencer* of The Hills are making some serious dough! Kristin Cavallari is reportedly making $90,000 per episode for her return to reality TV.

Stephanie Pratt’s Unfortunate Last Name of the Day

I am not going to say that Stephanie Pratt is hot, because her face looks like a pile of fucking shit after I ate my wife’s make-up one night when I was fuckin’ drunk, but I am trying to ignore the fact that she is not only on the biggest piece of garbage to hit televison since Laguna Beach, I am also going to really try to ignore that she is only on the show because she is related to Spencer Pratt, and not the kind of related you don’t mind being, like second cousins or some shit, because this bitch fell out of the same fucking pussy as him. I am doing my best to appreciate her tight skinny body, because in this day and age, it’s a rarity because that whole obesity crisis is taking the fuck over, and girls who would have been hot are now fat and ugly girls who are skinny are considered hot just because we have limited options and take what we can fucking get and the way I’m doing that is imagining that if I was know I was going to fuck her, I’d go out and fuck the dirtiest street whore I could find a few weeks earlier, without a condom, in hopes of getting AIDS, that I can pass onto her and in turn the entire cast of The Hills because they use the same port-o-potty or some shit..pretty much saving the fucking world from the garbage these assholes spew

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Heidi Montag Thinks Guest-Hosting ‘The View’ Will Be ‘Exciting’

‘Hopefully, I’ll be able to provide plenty of my own views,’ the ‘Hills’ star says of her October 1 gig. By Jocelyn Vena Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty Images If Tuesday’s “Hills” premiere isn’t going to satisfy your Heidi Montag needs, then you might need to check out her guest-hosting gig on “The View” next week too. Spencer Pratt’s better half will fill in for Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who is on maternity leave, during the October 1 show

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Source: Jennifer Aniston is "Fragile," Bursts Into Tears Thinking of Brad Pitt

She’s obviously gonna die alone . She’s even pregnant , according to some. Now Jennifer Aniston is “bursting into tears” in her trailer while filming in New York after filming scenes that “remind her of Brad Pitt,” a source said

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Heidi Montag to Guest Host The View

The Hills star Heidi Montag will be guest hosting The View on October 1, occupying the seat of Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who remains on maternity leave.

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Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag!

Today is Heidi Montag’s birthday. The cute Colorado girl turned Hollywood fame whore and walking testament to bad plastic surgery is now 23 (going on 45). As a celebrity gossip site, we reserve the right to taser ridicule Horse Face Heidi constantly, because she and husband Spencer Pratt are uniquely deserving

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Bad Plastic Surgery Watch: Stephanie Pratt

Lost in the shuffle of Kanye West’s tirade, the New Moon trailer, Janet Jackson’s tribute to Michael, and Lady Gaga’s outfits was one burning question: What the f*%k happened to Stephanie Pratt’s face?! The Hills’ resident airhead and sister of Spencer Pratt used to be a fairly cute girl, save for the small fact that she looked like a female Spencer Pratt. But now she’s just another heinous looking bleach-blonde tramp, trying to look hot while eliminating anything about her that was once attractive. She’s like a half-wit Aubrey O’Day- Heidi Montag hybrid.

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Tila Tequila Just Wants Attention … Oh Yeah, and to "Escape the Nightmare"

Tila Tequila is an attention whore of the worst kind. Which is normally all good

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Tila Tequila Just Wants Attention … Oh Yeah, and to "Escape the Nightmare"

Ryan Seacrest Wants to Taser Heidi Montag; Spencer Pratt Responds in Statement

Last week, American Idol host Ryan Seacrest joked on his radio show that if he could use a taser on one reality star, he would choose Heidi Montag. Naturally, her husband-pimp Spencer Pratt took exception to the remark and issued a statement to generate some free publicity defend her honor

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