Zoe Kravitz is some uptight looking rich kid on a quest to pave her own way in the world…as her own personality…with her own causes…where she does her own thing…all because of who her parents are…but that doesn’t mean she can’t achieve greatness on her own with the access she has…greatness like getting half naked in GQ…and fully naked in other magazines…on her quest of being some kind of serious artist…or some other nonsense…when really she can play make-belief and it can become a reality…even though art is a fantasy and doesn’t exist…all thanks to trust fund security…. Not that any of that matters, let her be deep and spiritual in her hippie connected to her double half black making her half black hustle…because GQ is known for being a deep and spiritual magazine right? The post Zoe Kravitz for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’ve read this site, and you haven’t, because it is boring and I am a hack…you’ll know that I adore a girl by the name of Lindsay Hancock because she’s got a hot, fit, amazing body…and she’s constantly involved in the weirdest and wildest shoots…that sometimes involve toplessness and that always involve a direst link to my soul… This shoot was by SOME DUDE NAMED CHRISTO and it’s up on some Alien shit…that I love… Here she is doing a Make-Up Tutorial….where she spent 3 hours making herself into a pop art piece…crazy girl… Here are a couple pics from her friend Lisa Boyle… I’m in love.. The post Lindsay Hancock Topless with Tentacles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sports Illustrated has figured out how the internet works and I guess are releasing a photoshoot a day from their archives or from new content they shoot when they ship these girls to shoot for them..and today, I guess is Charity Day, you know pre-memorial day handouts…where they featured our friend Emily Ratajkowski and her amazing body, that must include Fake tits, because tits just don’t come in that shape and size…but when they do..they lead to instagram stardom…that I am sure is fizzling out, but that I’ll bring back to life…with my substantially influential blog…exposing her to 12 people who already probably jerk off to her… All this to say, I predict her being replaced by other big titty models, she’s just not compelling or exciting enough to really bother with..but Alba did exist for being just a hot chick, so you never know…but what I do know…is that she plays hard to get with me…with all that blocking on social media..and that makes me want to marry her…you know to keep things exciting…but until I get off my couch to propose to her..I’ll just stare and wonder how this happened…for 30 seconds…ok…over it.. The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sports Illustrated has figured out how the internet works and I guess are releasing a photoshoot a day from their archives or from new content they shoot when they ship these girls to shoot for them..and today, I guess is Charity Day, you know pre-memorial day handouts…where they featured our friend Emily Ratajkowski and her amazing body, that must include Fake tits, because tits just don’t come in that shape and size…but when they do..they lead to instagram stardom…that I am sure is fizzling out, but that I’ll bring back to life…with my substantially influential blog…exposing her to 12 people who already probably jerk off to her… All this to say, I predict her being replaced by other big titty models, she’s just not compelling or exciting enough to really bother with..but Alba did exist for being just a hot chick, so you never know…but what I do know…is that she plays hard to get with me…with all that blocking on social media..and that makes me want to marry her…you know to keep things exciting…but until I get off my couch to propose to her..I’ll just stare and wonder how this happened…for 30 seconds…ok…over it.. The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Professional surfer Anastasia Ashley seems to have been on a surf holiday with a couple of girls who I assume are surfers…. Or maybe they are more than just surfers…up on some instagram hookers who got into instagram when it was early and have since made millions posting daily bikini pics to their millions of followers who love their massive tits… you know a life of luxury funded by brands excited by their followers and rich dudes excited by their following and tits…which is nothing to really be embarrassed of, since even the Sports Illustrated models are on the hooker program, they just don’t advertise it as aggressively, or have a social media business that makes them actual money…those models make less than a Walmart worker…so they need rich guys to buy them fine Italian cars… All this to say, I hope the waves are good and no one is on their period getting eating by sharks.. All this to say, Anastasia Ashley’s ass is both from another planet…and the size of another planet… All this to say…whatever is going on here…is a good thing…. The post Anastasia Ashley’s Hanging With Hookers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Old? Where?? Black Don’t Crack! 15 Instagram Women Absolutely Defying The Hands Of Time The following black women either eat well, hydrate and exercise, or they must be drinking from the fountain of youth. We made a list of the most graciously ageing women we could find online. Hit the jump to see 15 instagram women absolutely defying the hands of time.
Mayweather And Pacquiao Already In Talks For A Rematch In 2016 Were you one of the millions of people who claim they were disappointed by the May 2nd showdown between Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather? Well, rumor has it that the two are planning to do it all again, for the money fans. Reports are coming in that once Manny has time to repair his bum arm , Floyd will be more than happy to meet him in the ring again, if the cash is looking right. Via Page Six : The rematch is on. Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao made so much money on their recent bout, they want to do it again. The May 2 fight attracted celeb fans from Beyoncé to Drew Barrymore, Michael Jordan to Justin Bieber. Although the fight was a snooze, and Pacquiao is recovering from shoulder surgery, sources say Showtime, HBO, Bob Arum and all the other parties to the record-breaking $600 million event are ready for more. “It’s already being negotiated,” a source told me. Pacquiao needs four months of rehab post-surgery, and three months to train. “The fight will be the first event at the under-construction MGM–AEG Arena set to open next year.” All the parties involved deny talks are under way, but I’m told Pacquiao wants redemption. “He feels he fought with only one arm,” said one insider. Mayweather will do it for the money. It’s like Hollywood. When a movie makes that much profit, there has to be a sequel. While the first fight took more than five years to come together, all the pieces already are in place for the do-over. Welp! Looks like it’s time to get those hotels and flights booked (or set up your GoFundMe pages ) for “Fight of the Century” part 2. Maybe these two can make it more exciting next time…
A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on May 12, 2015 at 1:36pm PDT This is how chubby Selena Gomez…in her sports ba…showing off her thickness…but more importantly showing you how to make a million dollars with a brand that is using her as a spokesperson for the brand…by doing google hangout’s for Adidas…like a dancing monkey and I don’t understand how the general public can be so blind to these puppets, like they love these people so much for no rational reason other than their live’s suck…so that when these idiots post nonsense about brands, these idiots jump and down with job.. It’s like why the fuck does it take a brand to have Selena Gomez interact with her fans on the internet…because she gets paid to be good to the people who pay her cunt ass.. It’s pretty disgusting…but I’m sure her implants aren’t that Bad.. The post Selena Gomez Tits for Adidas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Matt Barnes Apologizes To James Harden’s Mom For Rude Comments Clippers baller Matt Barnes recently got in trouble for telling James Harden’s mom to do something pretty nasty to his man-meat. The baller know says he has apologized for his disrespectful comments about Harden ‘s mama… Via TMZ : James Harden’s mother tells TMZ Sports … Matt Barnes PERSONALLY APOLOGIZED Wednesday night … after the L.A. Clippers star hurled an extremely rude comment to her during last night’s NBA playoff game. Monja Willis wouldn’t tell us exactly what Barnes said to her at the Toyota Center in Houston during Game 2 of the Western Conference Semi-Finals … saying, “We’ll leave that on the court.” What we do know … Matt’s comment really pissed off one of Monja’s other sons — who was sitting next to her during the game and heard it … and confronted Barnes after the final buzzer. Willis tells us … “My older son walked over to him and told him to apologize … and he did.” Monja says, “What he told me was that he would never want to disrespect anyone’s mother because his mother passed from cancer … and that he was sorry.” “I accept his apology.” But… Matt Barnes still ain’t isht!
Probably my least favorite of the Sports Illustrated hookers on the hooker train to rich dude wallets…who use the Sports Illustrated magazine as a platform to be hookers to billionaire, not millionaires…is Chrissy Teigen…because she doesn’t just shut up and assume her role as hooker, but instead tries to be interesting, funny, controversial…using her platform of dude who like ethnic gold digging tits on shitty bodies….to promote herself..becauase otherwise she’d have to admit she’s just a wallet fucker…and no girl wants that…especially not hard working models who made 12 dollars last year modeling… Here she is a bikini…it gives her something to do when she’s not googling herself or trying to be funny…spending John Legend’s money… The post Chrissy Teigen in a Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
