This is a shit cover…or maybe it’s just a prank…I think it proves that Sports Illustrated is a dying thing, at least in terms of relevancy…or maybe that these three models aren’t hot. Girls still think SI Swimsuit is important to be featured in, because it is a stamp of approval or something, but I think there’s hotter bikini pics on Instagram. We don’t need the scamming billion dollar corporation to decide who they think are hot or not… Sure middle American hicks don’t know what the fuck a dumb face or a bad ass is, because all they see is bikinis and they don’t have those in the shitty farm town they are from… I mean all these asses look pretty weak…from my friend the pug faced gold digger who has never booked a paying job ever Chrissy Tiegen…to a retard faced corky looking Nina Agdal who still smells of Adam Levine Sperm but is the highlight of the cover….bot both have been trying year after year to get this cover…but on their own aren’t good enough….so the SI editors finally cracked and figured they’d give these two 5/10 models a cover together, because together they are a 10 and it keeps their egos happy…while throwing rival Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge in, who is another entitled twat who shouldn’t’ be a model…and I guess their combined weight is that of Kate Upton…so it all makes sense. I realize that none of this matters, it’s a fucking magazine cover, but I’ll post it anyway, because it’s that fucking bad… and if you want you can compare it to EVERY SINGLE SI COVER EVER to see how bad it is for yourself… It’s their 50th anniversary year…I guess they are letting us know 50 years is enough – throwing in the towel…It’s gotta be a prank….I mean too much money is on the line…this makes no sense… If you want hot girls in bikinis…check instagram.
Aside from the obvious appeal of getting to see Kelly Brook in a sports bra and bending over in leggings, I’m really not digging this whole new boyfriend thing of hers. Because here they are “working out together,” which basically just translates to her sitting on her ass watching her juice monkey BF. I mean, c’mon Kelly, at least do some squats for the paparazzi or something. How else am I supposed to do my wrist exercises to these? » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Show your face you coward muhfugga ! Eric Williams Goes Missing When Hit With $24,000 Child Support Suit According to TMZ reports : “Basketball Wives” star Eric Williams — who spent 12 seasons in the NBA — is on the hook for more than $24k in unpaid child support … but his baby mama says the 41-year-old has gone M.I.A. TMZ Sports has learned … back in November, a Colorado judge ordered Williams to fork over a total of $24,434.45 to the mother of his 13-year-old son. Problem is … no one can find Williams to collect the cash — so the baby mama has yet to collect. We contacted to the woman’s lawyer who tells us, “Efforts to locate [Williams] have been exhausting.” It seems the woman’s legal team is preparing to turn up the heat if she doesn’t get paid — and could move to get Eric locked up if he doesn’t pay up. Lil’ time behind bars might be just what Eric needs to let him know that isht is real outchea. Image via YouTube
Show your face you coward muhfugga ! Eric Williams Goes Missing When Hit With $24,000 Child Support Suit According to TMZ reports : “Basketball Wives” star Eric Williams — who spent 12 seasons in the NBA — is on the hook for more than $24k in unpaid child support … but his baby mama says the 41-year-old has gone M.I.A. TMZ Sports has learned … back in November, a Colorado judge ordered Williams to fork over a total of $24,434.45 to the mother of his 13-year-old son. Problem is … no one can find Williams to collect the cash — so the baby mama has yet to collect. We contacted to the woman’s lawyer who tells us, “Efforts to locate [Williams] have been exhausting.” It seems the woman’s legal team is preparing to turn up the heat if she doesn’t get paid — and could move to get Eric locked up if he doesn’t pay up. Lil’ time behind bars might be just what Eric needs to let him know that isht is real outchea. Image via YouTube
This guy probably wasn’t feeling his old friend’s recent pre-Superbowl interviews. Richie Incognito Rants About Jonathan Martin On Twitter The disgraced baller took to Twitter to defend himself again against bullying allegations by Jonathan Martin which led to his suspension from the Miami Dolphins. Hit the flip for more of Richie’s rant
The 2014 Winter Olympics are underway and we’re loving the fierce competition, the thrill of the rivalries, the close races and all that good sporty stuff… But we don’t mind a little eye candy along the way. We’re all human, right? And it seems like this year’s crop of athletes are particularly easy on the eyes … 17 Hottest Sochi Olympians Open Slideshow 1. Ashley Wagner 22-year-old figure skater Ashley Wagner is one of the most talked-about American athletes in this year’s games. View As List 1. Ashley Wagner 22-year-old figure skater Ashley Wagner is one of the most talked-about American athletes in this year’s games. 2. Teemu Selanne Teemu is one good looking Finnish hockey player. 3. Heather Richardson American speed skater Heather Richardson won gold at the 2013 World Sprint Championships last year. 4. Aja Evans Aja Evans is a bobsledder for Team USA. And she also happens to be gorgeous. 5. Alena Zavarzina The stunning 24-year-old Alena snowboards for Russia. 6. Johnny Oduya Johnny plays for the NFL Blackhawks, but he represents his native Sweden at Sochi. 7. Torah Bright This Aussie snowboarder already nabbed a gold in Vancouver. 8. Shani Davis US speedskater Shani Davis became the first black athlete to win an individual gold medal in the Winter Olympics. 9. Silje Norendal This Norwegian snowboarder has gotten plenty attention for her talent and her bombshell good looks. 10. Chloe, Maxime and Justine Dufour-Lapointe The Dufour-Lapointe sisters prove that talent runs in the family — the trio of Canadian skiers all made it to Sochi! Justine and Chloe already took silver and gold. 11. Sage Kotsenburg The American took the first gold medal in Snowboard Slopestyle. 12. Meeri Raisanen Finnish Ice Hockey player Meeri is strong and sexy! 13. Luca Lanotte and Anna Cappellini These Italian ice dancers make for one attractive and graceful duo. 14. Julie Chu US Ice Hockey team member Julie Chu is a Harvard alum. 15. Ted Ligety US alpine ski racer Ted Ligety picked up gold in Turin. 16. Rosalind Groenewoud Canadian freeskier Roz Groenewoud is a halfpipe champ. 17. Lolo Jones You might remember Lolo from past summer games, where competed in Track and Field. Now she’s putting her bobsledding skills to the test. That’s why we’re rounding some of the hottest athletes competing at the Sochi Olympic Winter Games. From hockey players to bobsledders, these strong and sexy 2014 Olympians are extremely skilled. They also happen to be ridiculously good looking. Click through the slideshow above to find out who made our list!
I think it is safe to say that GODDESS BOSSY who just followed me on Instagram has some next level videos on her panties…that she sells…dirty fucking hustle… I thought it was amazing, sent it to every girl I know, to help motivate them to step up their instagram game, not one of those girls loved it – in fact they all found it repulsive and even a little too yeasty…but I though shit…panty art…whether staged or real is just so perfect for Instagram…a Facebook owned property… She also posts pics of dudes sucking her feet… Amazing…make this girl a star…
Brooklyn Decker was always a model I considered the Kate Upton of her generation. You know all american, retarded looking with a awkward body and big tits that the average man just loved because she didn’t like like his toothless 400 pound wife who worked at walmart… She was the Vagina that Sports Illustrated built and gave to Andy Roddick… And now she dances…as retarded looking as her face suggest and I have a feeling you like seeing her being silly…for attention..hoping to secure her place for a few more years before baby making… I guess what it comes down to is at least she’s not fat…and at least she’s having fun…living the rich girl life..while we all suck at life…right.
Kate Upton is the object of many eligible bachelors’ affection, so it’s no surprise that someone decided to go all out and ask for her hand in marriage. It wasn’t Justin Verlander, though her boyfriend was present for this. Stuff, the mascot for the NBA’s Orlando Magic, was the one who did the honors! The 21-year-old bombshell and the 30-year-old handsome athlete attended the Magic’s game against Oklahoma City Thunder on Friday in Orlando. As soon as the Tigers pitcher stepped away from their courtside seats, the neon green dragon made his move. With some serious bling, no less! “Thanks @STUFF_ mascot for the proposal tonight! Great game!,” an enthusiastic Upton tweeted after the game, along with a fun-loving pic of her ring. Stuff replied to Upton and shared a picture of the proposal … “She didnt say yes… and she didnt say no… so you’re saying there’s a chance!” the affable mascot eagerly tweeted at Upton, hoping for an answer. Don’t hold your breath, Stuff, if Justin has any say in it. The baseball star chimed in on the action and added a humorous picture looking a bit confused after the amusing moment between Stuff and his girl. “I was gone for 5 seconds!!” he quipped, with this pic: But that was time enough for Stuff to make his move. The mascot Tweeted back at Justin Verlander that if you snooze, you lose: “when you got it, you got it… sorry Verlander… boo thang–> @KateUpton.” No final word from the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition staple if she accepted Stuff’s sweet proposal, but we’re guessing his “chance” is slim. Much like your ability to focus on anything you might have planned on doing today once you open up this slideshow of Kate Upton pictures . So sorry/you’re welcome fellas: 13 Hottest Kate Upton GIFs Open Slideshow 1. Kate Upton Bikini GIF Kate Upton showcases her beauty in a bikini for us to enjoy. It’s what Kate Upton does for a living, and she does it so well. View As List 1. Kate Upton Bikini GIF Kate Upton showcases her beauty in a bikini for us to enjoy. It’s what Kate Upton does for a living, and she does it so well. 2. Kate Upton Nude GIF Kate Upton is nude and twirling around on endless loop in the greatest GIF ever seen by humankind. 3. Kate Upton Naked GIF That’s worth another angle, we’d say. 4. Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt Another fantastic Kate Upton GIF. Thank you very much, and you are welcome. 5. Kate Upton Body Paint GIF A GIF file of Kate Upton in a body paint bikin and that’s it. Goodness. 6. Kate Upton Stripping Kate Upton strips in the hottest GIF of all time. Or one of them anyway. 7. Kate Upton Dance GIF Kate Upton dances in one of our all-time favorite GIFs. 8. Kate Upton Bikini Montage An amazing Kate Upton bikini montage in GIF form. Guys, you’re welcome. We try. 9. Kate Upton Twerking Kate Upton Twerking up a storm. It is what it is, people. Enjoy it. Relish it. 10. Kate Upton Cat Daddy Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy. One of the best moments in the history of the Internet now in GIF form! 11. Kate Upton Cat Daddy Dancing (Slow Motion) Let’s slow that down for a closer look, shall we? 12. Kate Upton Takes Off Shirt Kate Upton taking off her shirt seductively. Great GIF, we’d say. 13. Kate Upton GIF This Kate Upton GIF is possibly the best thing ever created by the Internet. 14. Kate Upton Dougie Kate Upton does the Dougie. The dance that started it all … or something. 15. Kate Upton Bunny Kate Upton is a bunny in one of the greatest GIFs ever produced by the Internet. 16. Kate Upton Cleavage GIF Love that snow bunny … 17. Kate Upton Blows Us a Kiss Another fantastic GIF of Kate Upton. Here, she blows a kiss to us. 18. Kate Upton Gets Hosed Down !!!
WTF ?!? Florida Man Arrested For Doing Drugs In Hospital Maternity Ward Via TC Palm reports: A rock concert is a place where it might be common to smell someone smoking marijuana. A hospital’s delivery and infant unit is not. A Feb. 4 report of pot smoking in that area of Martin Medical Center in Stuart brought police to the hospital. A security official told police the charge nurse in the delivery unit caught a whiff of spliff being smoked in a particular room, according to a recently released arrest affidavit. David Bastin, 28, of Jupiter, wound up getting busted on misdemeanor marijuana and drug paraphernalia possession charges. An officer spoke with Bastin and “explained to him that we are here because the charge nurse called and said she could smell a strong odor of cannabis coming from . . . (the room) where your girlfriend was admitted.” Police asked Bastin to hand over the doobage, and he gave investigators a “black oblong device” he referred to as a “vaporizer.” In the device, police found suspected marijuana. Bastin was arrested and taken to the Martin County jail. Smoking in the maternity ward?! Stay classy Florida !
