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Christine Teigen’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

Here is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model and John Legend’s hot piece Christine Teigen working her hotness in some bikinis and swimsuits. If you are anything like me and dig exotic looking chicks, you will love Christine. I’m too lazy to look up her background, but it appears she’s got the best of everything all rolled up into one little sexy package.

Throwback Aoki Peeing in a Club for stepTV of the Day

I found this video on my computer, and it made me laugh. It is from 2008 when Steve Aoki wasn’t selling out stadiums, but was playing shitty night clubs, where I would come out to hang, drink his vodka, hit on his groupies, and sometimes, video him peeing for stepTV, a video project I probably shoulda never quit, because internet video is way more relevant than writing nonsense no one reads…but since I was born to fail…it’s totally expected…

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Lindsay Lohan Dressed Like a Used Tampon of the Day

Halloween may be over and that’s ok…because Lindsay Lohan will always be a used tampon to me…not just on one day of the year…but everyday of the year…making these pics of her relevant til the end of fucking time… Now you may be asking yourself what makes someone a used tampon, does it mean they are trash, done, expired and of no use…no it means that it will take some fucking weirdo to dig her out of the trash and re-purpose her like an old pick-up truck, to give her that shine she once had…and I want to be that guy… Because some people, people like me, love USED TAMPONS (NSFW) TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Lowndes Red Sox World Series Selfie of the Day

Jessica Lowndes must be up on instagram trends because she’s mastered the art of the selfie…we call this one “my head is chopped out because I didn’t have time to do my make-up, but my mom body looks banging”…coupled with the “this sports team just won, I am going to put on the shirt and hash tag it because I know everyone will be searching that hash tag and I am going to bottom feed some followers”… because being a girl make social media a fucking joke..I could turn a homeless chick into a 1,000,000 follower internet celeb with no marketable talents…because the internet is a fucking joke…but this pic of Lowndes…is pretty serious…

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Emily Ratajkowski Spokesmodelling for Nasty Gal of the Day

I hate lingerie catalog pictures and always have…when it came to pre-internet, no available porn because it was confiscated masturbation, I was always the more cultured and exotic type who hit National Geographic, while the while suburbanites did the Sears Catalog…sure it was an era of bush, nipples and shitty manual photoshop airbrushing skills, where nipples and vagina definition happened, but just the studio environment was with the same pose over and over was just fucking dull…so even now when I post these things, of models I have professed my love to over and over, in emails, tweets, instagram comments, packages sent, interpretive dance and even song…only to be ignored because they know they can do better than me, the pics bore me, but her belly button doesn’t that thing looks like it has a vagina of it’s own and I want to dig in deep with my tongue…but I may just be overly excited since Emily Ratajkowski is one of the best there ever was as far as I’m concerned….

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Holly-Daze Coffey Was Born in 1998 of the Day

Here are some totally appropriate pictures of pro surfer Holly-Daze Coffey that are probably paid for by her sponsors…and she’s just wearing her sports’ uniform..and you’re all the perverts for thinking this is anything half naked and sexual…I mean she’s 15…don’t blame her dad who probably shot these pics…for child pornography…blame yourself for thinking it’s child pornography…and really 16 is Legal in canada…so is it really that bad? Definitely not.

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Local Sports Anchor Does Full Segment as Ron Burgundy

Forget eating an entire wheel of cheese. THIS is impressive. Paul Gerke of KIVI in Boise, Idaho celebrated Halloween yesterday by doing his entire sports segment as Ron Burgundy. Rarely breaking character, the reporter mixed in local highlights with beloved Anchorman quotes (one quarterback was admired for his collection of “leather-bound books” and an apartment that “smells of rich mahogany”) while donning a fake mustache maroon jacket. You can hear Gerke’s colleagues cracking up in the background… and you really can’t blame them. It’s a very classy performance all around. Watch now: Paul Gerke Does the Sports as Ron Burgundy And then check out the latest Anchorman 2 trailer , as this wildly anticipated sequel comes out on December 20.

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Nina Agdal for Ocean Drive Magazine of the Day

I predict that Sports Illustrated has invested enough time and energy into Nina Agdal that she is going to be the SI Cover Girl for this year’s swimsuit…it’s like her retarded looking water head Make a Wish Foundation shit will finally come true, unless of course Emily Ratajskowski…. You know a better, bustier, tighter bodied girl comes along…but this Nina is still doing the promo tour..hustling…dating A-listers…famewhoring and insta-whoring as hard as she can and her handicapped, looks like she likes playing with rocks and/or feces while rocking’ back and forth look, is starting to be okay for me…because I guess since this is my site, it’s all about what I think of a bitch and not what the rest of the world thinks of a bitch…and I guess the problem with Nina Agdal is that she forces me to side with Adam Levine and say she’s second rate…not quite good enough…but still worth penetrating…

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Tori Praver Bikini Pictures

I’m pretty sure Tori Praver here is a former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, which explains why she looks so good in a bikini. There’s only one thing keeping these pictures from being perfect though, and no, it’s not me being in them, nobody wants that. It’s that somebody forgot to brush the sand off Tori’s booty, and it’s obscuring the view. I thought they had people whose job it was to take care of things like that. But if not, I’d be happy to volunteer next time. My expert methods don’t involve using my hands, but trust me, they get results. » view all 34 photos

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Terrell Owens’ Ex Kip Force Tries To Twerk

Kip Force Tries To Twerk On Camera Remember Kip Force? She’s the Becky who had a situation with Terrell Owens that led to this: Well, now she’s trying to make some more waves with a twerk video for your enjoyment. The video is definitely not SFW so you’ll have to go here to see it . In the meantime, we have pics of her glorious rump…and we can see why Terrell gave her a key.

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