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Miley Cyrus for Jimmy Kimmel of the Day

I had a sex dream about Miley Cyrus last night. I am not going to go into details about it, because it was a little too romantic for my liking, in fact it was a lot too romantic, because the only thing I should be dreaming about with this bitch is hardcore sex that doesn’t end in cuddling, but does end in wallet fucking… Not to mention there was a little too much Miley in it for my liking, I figure if I’m dreaming about these people I hate on, they’ve won…like they’ve infiltrated my mind like a Lady Gaga song…I’ve never intentionally listened to, but know all the words of…if you know what I mean.. Well, apparently while I was doing that, she was defying the image Disney spent millions building up of her, by tweaking with another girl and being all suggestive and slutty, the way I like enough to dream about… I didn’t watch any of these videos, my internet connection is shit, but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t blindly post them…does it. Here’s interview – Part 1 Here’s interview – Part 2 Here’s performance – Part 1 Here’s performance – Part 2 TO SEE HUNDREDS OF PICS OF HER IN UNDERWEAR ON KIMMEL DEFYING DISNEY FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus for Jimmy Kimmel of the Day

Robbery Fail of the Day

I have no idea what is going on here, but it seems like the guy in the helmet was trying to rob a store, and someone tries to stop him, setting him off and leading to a fist fight, that ends with the entire store, or maybe just the entire family of the store owner who has his whole immigrant life invested in the store and a robbery is a personal insult to their people and that’s why they jump in a help…using random objects and the whole thing is pretty funny….

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Words of Wisdom By Aaron Hernandez of the DAy

Every time a football player or really anyone is charged with murder, I like to cross reference their twitter to see what their headspace is and to find the irony in the quotes and things they say and the fact that they are being charged with fucking murder…it makes me laugh because I am a sick man, just not as sick as this Aaron Herndez, charged with murder, New England Patriot gone Wild…I mean posing in a selfie with your murder weapon…no wonder dude was in sports and not in a real job…what a dummy…I mean he could have not killed a dude and been rockin’ millions of dollars a year for the next 10 years…but now that tight end takes on a whole new meaning…but is equally celebrated just not compensated quite as well…idiot.

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Words of Wisdom By Aaron Hernandez of the DAy

Update: Scottie Pippen Says Thirsty Fan Spit On Him And Yelled The N-Word While He Was Holding His Baby Daughter

That guy may have deserved that azz whooping … Scottie Pippen Harassed By Fan Before Fight Via NY Daily News reports: Retired hoopster Scottie Pippen was playing defense Monday after an encounter over the weekend with an autograph-seeker outside a Malibu, Calif. hot spot. The former Chicago Bulls standout visited a sheriff’s station voluntarily after he was named as a suspect in a Sunday evening altercation at Nobu, a trendy beachside eatery. Investigators said a violent argument broke out after an autograph-seeker took photos of Pippen, 47, and his family. The unidentified man was later taken to a hospital with a head injury, investigators said. But a source said Pippen was the real victim. The fan started the tussle, spit on the ex-athlete and screamed the called him the N-word, the source said, adding that Pippen was holding his 4-year-old daughter at the time. “Can you imagine, you’re out to dinner with your wife, your four kids and your mother-in-law, and someone calls you the N-word and starts to get physical?” the source said, calling the alleged victim’s story a “crock.” “When Scottie left, this guy had no injuries,” said the source. “Scottie is very upset about the way this has been portrayed.” Several witnesses described the fan as intoxicated, sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said. Investigators were still interviewing witnesses Monday and had not yet decided whether to charge Pippen with assault with intent to cause bodily harm. He was released after an hour of questioning. Pippen’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, was mulling a counter claim against the autograph-seeker for assault and making a false police report, the source said. Even without the n-word and spitting, the guy needed to be put down for harassment of this man while he’s holding his 4 year old daughter.

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Update: Scottie Pippen Says Thirsty Fan Spit On Him And Yelled The N-Word While He Was Holding His Baby Daughter

It’s Official: Kevin Durant Signs To Humpback Hov’s RocNation Sports!

The takeover, break’s over… Kevin Durant Offically Signs With Jay-Z’s RocNation Sports The ink is still wet, but the partnership has been sealed. Jay-Z has just signed Oklahoma City Thunder star Kevin Durant to his fledgling RocNation Sports agency. KD just posted this pic on Instagram of him and Jay signing off on the paperwork with smiles on their faces Kevin Durant: Grateful for this opportunity with RocNation Sports. It’s go time! Jay-Z: He has a 90.5 free throw shooting rate, the youngest player in NBA history to join the 50-40-90 club, a giving individual and a legend in the making. What more can I say? Congrats to KD, hopefully this partnership will lead to more hilarious commercials like that Spring commercial with the seemingly pervy Asian woman. We love that one! Image via Instagram Continue reading →

Doc Rivers Traded to Clippers in Exchange for Draft Pick

The doctor is out in Boston. Following days’ worth of rumors and speculations, the Celtics and Clippers completed an unusual trade last night, though it is pending official league approval: Head Coach Doc Rivers has been dealt to Los Angeles in exchange for that club’s 2015 draft pick. The Clippers are expected to sign Rivers to a three-year/$21 million contract, hoping his hiring assures a return of free agent Chris Paul and enables the franchise to take a step farther in the playoffs next season. The Celtics, meanwhile, are in rebuilding mode and saw no need to pay $7 million per year to a coach who had no chance of leading them to a title. Boston has scheduled a news conference scheduled for noon today, where, insiders confirm, Rivers is expected to explain his decision to leave the city after nine mostly successful seasons.

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Arrest Warrant Issued for NFL Player Aaron Hernandez

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New England Patriots star Aaron Hernandez is a wanted man and not just by sports groupies. The police have issued a warrant for his arrest.…

Arrest Warrant Issued for NFL Player Aaron Hernandez

No New Friends!: Watch Drake Get Denied Trying To Party With The Heat In Their Locker Room AKA “Lebron’s Room” [Video]

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Lenny Dykstra Released From Prison

Former baseball star Lenny Dykstra was let out of Victorville Federal Correctional Complex in California on Thursday after just six and a half months. Dykstra was sentenced to do time in December for bankruptcy fraud, one count of concealment of assets, and one count of money laundering. He filed for bankruptcy in 2009, and was then accused of illegally hiding and selling up to $400,000 worth of possessions from inside his mansion. Lenny had also been serving a three-year sentence for grand theft auto and falsifying myriad financial statements, beginning in March last year. The sentences were rolled together, however, and served concurrently. As for the grand theft auto case, we have no idea how he’s out so soon . The fallen star will now perform 500 hours community service, undergo drug testing, repay $200,000 to creditors and be forced to watch Mets games. Just kidding. About the last part.

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Aaron Hernandez Involved in Nightclub Altercation, Gun Seized By Cops

New England Patriots star Aaron Hernandez, who is being investigated in a homicide case, recently got into a nightclub altercation that involved a gun. Hernandez, who is separately being sued by a man who alleges Hernandez shot him in the face , was part of a skirmish at a Providence, R.I., club. According to a May 18 police report, the NFL star was being harassed for several blocks by the subject, who yelled, “(Expletive) the Patriots. I’m a Jets fan.” So original. Fearing the situation would escalate, police intervened and detained several subjects who were following Hernandez to his vehicle, the report states. Police allowed Hernandez to leave the scene, then spotted a “heavy-set black male” discarding a firearm under a vehicle. The man fled the scene. Officials seized the weapon, a .22-caliber Jimenez with several cartridges. The report does not say whether the man was with Hernandez, but it appears as if the football star was not a stranger to potentially troubling situation.

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