US Women’s National Hockey Team got naked for ESPN…. Reminding us all that Female Hockey players aren’t really anything I’d jerk off to, not in uniform and not really in naked form, but they are still fit, strong legged, have muscular round asses, and could probably put your dick through a real beating… I am Canadian, so by default I have fucked a women’s hockey player at least once, and she was no longer on the team, more into getting wasted…BUT…she did have muscle memory in her ass…and legs..and she did ride my face with the determination of an Athlete, HOWEVER…when she told me she let the whole hockey team cum inside her one party….I felt…like I could taste that medley of “now in the NHL getting paid”…keep in mind this is CANADA….and I never went back to that Hockey female ass…. These girls are thick…power….not my thing…nudity is my thing and nudity overpowers all. The post US Women’s National Hockey Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Image via Paras Griffin/Getty Images for 2017 ESSENCE Festival Kenya Moore Give Ultimatum By RHOA, Either Film Marriage Or Get Fired It was the best of times, it was the worst of times… Kenya Moore might be a new bride , but her marriage is already being tested and it might spell the end of her RHOA “career”. According to TMZ , the producers are telling Kenya straight up, if she doesn’t convince husband Marc Daly to appear on camera and chronicle their relationship, then her reality TV services are no longer necessary. Marc is NOT with it. He takes exception to the way RHOA portrays Black men and will not take part in a spectacle that degrades him. For her part, Kenya says she’s wanted to married to a man like Marc for 46 years and doesn’t want to risk losing him over the show. Not to mention that Kenya is looking to get knocked up ASAP and undergoing IVF treatment. The stress that this RHOA situation is creating is definitely a potential impediment to pregnancy. What do you think? Should Kenya just twirl away from the show and go on to live her happy life with her just-add-water hubby?
Getty Images LaVar Ball’s Family Land Facebook Reality Show LaVar Ball went from ripping his shirt off in the ring last week to signing a reality TV show deal. Not bad for a “regular dad”. The outspoken helicopter dad just landed a reality series for his self and his three ball playing sons that will be airing on Facebook. The series will be the first of its kind to air across the platform, as Facebook moves forward into pushing video content, according to Deadline . The project is untitled so far, but we can reportedly expect a docuseries style show, about the Ball family, whose sons Lonzo, Liangelo and LaMelo have “taken the basketball world by storm”. Freshman UCLA star Lonzo Ball was chosen by the Los Angeles Lakers as their No. 2 pick in the NBA Draft last month, while Liangelo and LaMelo are stand-outs at Chino Hills High School. The number and length of episodes of both series is still to be determined. Nick Grudin, Facebook’s vice president of media partnerships said about the online hub’s foray into original video content, per the report: “Our goal is to make Facebook a place where people can come together around video, to help get there, we’re supporting a small group of partners and creators as they experiment with the kinds of shows you can build a community around – from sports to comedy to reality to gaming.” Will you be watching?
It looks like disgraced Dance Moms star Abby Lee Miller will be a free woman for a little while longer. Last month, Miller was sentenced to a year in prison on fraud charges. In the weeks since the verdict was delivered, the controversial television personality has lashed out against the judge, played dumb about her crimes , and pled innocence as a “nice Catholic girl from Pittsburgh.” (Are people from Pittsburgh known for their inability to commit bankruptcy fraud? We’re not really sure what she was going for with that one.) Anyway, none of that has done Miller any good in terms of getting out of serving her time. Eventually, the widely despised 50-year-old will be going to prison. But that doesn’t mean she can’t delay the inevitable for a few weeks. According to Radar Online, Miller was originally supposed to report to prison on June 30. Now, she’s scheduled to begin serving her sentence on July 12. No reason was given for the delay, and Miller has been uncharacteristically quiet about the change. She may be legally prohibited from discussing the specifics of the delay, but that hasn’t stopped her from hinting at the court’s reasoning on social media. Miller has posted a series of photos on her Instagram page that seem to hint at some sort of knee ailment. The pic below shows an x-ray that seems to indicate Miller is missing caritlage in her right knee: “Bone on Bone! X-ray Right knee – That kinda hurts a little OUCH! #marinadelrey #discsportsandspinecenter #aldcalways #aldcla #ALDC,” Miller captioned the pic. Obviously, Miller won’t be able to undergo and recover from knee surgery in less than two weeks’ time. What’s more likely is that her lawyers convinced the judge to delay the start of her sentence so that she can undergo further medical evaluation. That would explain why Miller is so keen on playing up her injuries on social media. If she’s able to convince the court that she requires surgery, she may be able to push her sentencing back several months. Perhaps Miller even hoping that given more time, her lawyers will be able to successfully appeal her conviction. It’s a long shot, but we suppose we can’t blame her. At the end of the day, however, her latest ploy seems unlikely to change anything. Miller is going to prison – it’s just a matter of when.
It looks like disgraced Dance Moms star Abby Lee Miller will be a free woman for a little while longer. Last month, Miller was sentenced to a year in prison on fraud charges. In the weeks since the verdict was delivered, the controversial television personality has lashed out against the judge, played dumb about her crimes , and pled innocence as a “nice Catholic girl from Pittsburgh.” (Are people from Pittsburgh known for their inability to commit bankruptcy fraud? We’re not really sure what she was going for with that one.) Anyway, none of that has done Miller any good in terms of getting out of serving her time. Eventually, the widely despised 50-year-old will be going to prison. But that doesn’t mean she can’t delay the inevitable for a few weeks. According to Radar Online, Miller was originally supposed to report to prison on June 30. Now, she’s scheduled to begin serving her sentence on July 12. No reason was given for the delay, and Miller has been uncharacteristically quiet about the change. She may be legally prohibited from discussing the specifics of the delay, but that hasn’t stopped her from hinting at the court’s reasoning on social media. Miller has posted a series of photos on her Instagram page that seem to hint at some sort of knee ailment. The pic below shows an x-ray that seems to indicate Miller is missing caritlage in her right knee: “Bone on Bone! X-ray Right knee – That kinda hurts a little OUCH! #marinadelrey #discsportsandspinecenter #aldcalways #aldcla #ALDC,” Miller captioned the pic. Obviously, Miller won’t be able to undergo and recover from knee surgery in less than two weeks’ time. What’s more likely is that her lawyers convinced the judge to delay the start of her sentence so that she can undergo further medical evaluation. That would explain why Miller is so keen on playing up her injuries on social media. If she’s able to convince the court that she requires surgery, she may be able to push her sentencing back several months. Perhaps Miller even hoping that given more time, her lawyers will be able to successfully appeal her conviction. It’s a long shot, but we suppose we can’t blame her. At the end of the day, however, her latest ploy seems unlikely to change anything. Miller is going to prison – it’s just a matter of when.
Maitland Ward is a good time and not just because the rumor is she will let you fuck her up the ass without a condom for very little money… She hates when I write that story….. I get emails from her telling me I am an asshole and that she is not a hooker and that she does not have anal unprotected with strangers for money.. But I have the screenshots, the conversation, that maybe she just has a hooker fetish and entertains her fans anyway she can… I mean she is someone who was on TV a decade or two ago who is now getting naked on social media – because she doesn’t feel there’s anything wrong with a naked a 40 year old on social media…and really there isn’t… I guess what Maitland Ward doesn’t realize is that I am a fan and love all she does – even unprotected anal sex for money – it just makes her hotter…. Not that she’d ever do that, I mean the screenshots must be lies, RUSSIAN SPAM BOTS or some shit, trying to bring her down WIKILEAKS…despite only a handful of people remembering her from TV I choose to remember her for her middle aged TITS she keeps showing me and showing me and showing me…and by me – I mean all of us.. SO thank her for that…it’s wonderful enough for this no standards motherfucker…. The post Maitland Ward Brings It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com – Sexy Celebrity Pop Culture Satire .
I don’t know who Mary Elizabeth Winstead but she’s in Complex Magazine so that must mean she fucks Black Guys or is Black Movies or is a Video Vixen for Hip Hop….or maybe since Hearst Bought the URBAN market magazine run by white people…they’ve tricked down some Harper’s Bazaar shoot they couldn’t use and tried to pawn it off on Complex like it was Cosmo, because Cosmo didn’t want the shit either since they didn’t know who Mary Elizabeth Winstead was…. I do know this shoot is boring, lame, not intense or exciting, vanilla at best…so I guess Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Complex are just mall brand shit marketed towards white kids who like hip hop…..edgy. The post Mary Elizabeth Winstead Boring for Complex of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com – Sexy Celebrity Pop Culture Satire .
Lea Michele is still in a bikini and she wants you to think she’s got tits in her bikini since ultimately – everyone is just an instagram model trying to get by….some just started out in better places like acting on Broadway after their parents groomed them to be singing and dancing average at best looking stars who eventually got on TV….making her a lot of money, but not any cooler or more interesting, just richer and thus capable of finding people to hang out with her, but this posting half nudes to the internet for no reason – that’s something I can respect…while not respecting any of these bitches…because they are shameless…and try to reduce themselves to sex objects to get ahead – even when they aren”t hot. The post Lea Michele Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com – Sexy Celebrity Pop Culture Satire .
Every year ESPN celebrates athletes by getting them naked….It is their answer to Sport Illustrated Swimsuit…only with more strategic nudity…I prefer naked athletes in a sports magazine, to vapid cunt models who have no reason to be in a sports magazine….but ultimately it is all low level clickbait shit that shouldn’t really matter, but that does matter because we are all voyeurs who like seeing athletes we watch compete – even if sports are gay – naked… Her name is Michelle Waterson and she was a tactic to make the UFC, dude on dude ripping each other apart less gay, you know throw in some killer pussy, which happens to look like dudes, making it continue to be gay….but she’s naked anyway… The post Michelle Waterson UFC Fighter Naked for ESPN Body Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com – Sexy Celebrity Pop Culture Satire .
This is the Olympic Dream…better than a LIFE Ceral box cover.. If every Gold Medal winner looked more like this and less like Bruce Gender…. The Olympics would be worth jerking off to. That’s not to say that you don’t already jerk off to the Olympics…you love that SHOT PUT PUSSY….and other erotic sports… But it is to say that McKayla Maroney is quite the little SLUT and we love sluts…OLYMPIC or not, this girl has a body she likes and has always liked to broadcast to the internet for you PATRIOTIC perverts…you see it feels less sleazy when you’re jerking off to a Olympian…during the Olympics…knowing she was under age…you were doing it to support your country…WELL…she’s not underage anymore and she’s bringing it…if you consider wearing a bikini top or bra bringing it….. The post McKayla Maroney in a Bra or Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
