After weeks of those super-hot teaser videos , the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has finally been released, and Kate Upton got the cover — again . That makes it three times for the busty blonde. And to celebrate, they apparently made three different covers so you can “collect them all” or something. But since no one would actually ever do that, I’ve got all three for you here, so you can enjoy them all without looking like a big weirdo for buying an armful of the same damn magazine. You’re welcome in advance. » view all 19 photos Continue reading →
Looking at these pictures of Chrissy Teigen in the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue just reminded me, but I totally forgot Chrissy had a kid last year. Which means it’s time to invite her to join the official Hollywood Tuna MILF Club. It’s a pretty sweet deal, actually — you get to pretend I don’t exist while I talk about what a hot MILF you are, and club dues are just a few bikini and/or lingerie and/or fully nude pictures sent to my inbox once a month. Or, for a lifetime membership, you come over to my mom’s basement for a date. No one’s picked that option yet, but maybe Chrissy could be the first. (It’s cool. Just tell John it’s a “work thing.”) » view all 13 photos Continue reading →
Every year I try to tell Sports Illustrated who should make the cover of their Swimsuit Issue , and every year, they ignore me and get it wrong. This time, I was really pulling for Vita Sidorkina here (get your mind out of the gutter, perverts), and personally, I think it’s pretty obvious why she should’ve been picked. I mean, just look at these pictures! No offense to Kate Upton , but she looks like a sack of potatoes next to Vita. Is it too late to change it? » view all 19 photos
Ugh. I guess Hannah Davis is going by Hannah Jeter now. At least, judging by this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser video they just released. But that’s not even the worst part. See, I just found out her and that loser ex-ballplayer are having a kid. So make sure to take a good look at Hannah’s killer bikini body here, because it might be the last one we see for a while. What a shame. She had so much potential too. » view all 13 photos
Derek Jeter’s Pregnant Wife Posed For Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Congratulations are in order for Hannah Jeter (neé Davis) and her retired baseball great hubby Derek Jeter! Hannah took to Instagram to promote an essay she penned about her hubs on Player’s Tribune where she revealed she didn’t realize at first that she knew so little about baseball when they met that she didn’t even realize he played shortstop (she thought he was a pitcher). She talks about how her career as a model allowed her to mature early and live a full life before meeting and marrying Derek. But probably MOST importantly, Hannah reveals she and Derek are having a baby! Now, pregnant with our first child, Derek and I are looking to the future,” Hannah reveals in Player’s Tribune. He already has a name in mind — he’s set on it. (We’ll see.) He’ll say when he calls me during the day: “So, how are you and so-and-so doing?” “That’s not the name yet, sweetie.” Whatever her name is, I know she’ll run circles around him. Cute right? We also love that Hannah says she and Derek want their kids to live as normal lives as possible. However, when it comes to Dad’s sport, there is definitely a catch. “And if they want to play baseball,” Hannah says, “well, we’re gonna have a little talk first. Something tells us she won’t be entirely opposed. In case you’re not familiar with Hannah’s work as a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, you’re in luck. She posed for the 2017 issue recently, just weeks after learning she’s pregnant. Have a look below and find more shots when you continue. Instagram/WENN
Lebron James, Kevin Durant, Alicia Keys Star In Nike’s Equality Campaign With Under Armour outchea Trumpin’ we couldn’t be more proud to see Nike has produced a stunning visual display for their new Equality campaign, which launched February 12. The ad stars Nike athletes Lebron James, Kevin Durant, Serena Williams, Gabby Douglas alongside others as Alicia Keys sings in the background as an important message is read: Is this the land history promised? This field of play. Where the dream of fairness and mutual respect lives on. Where you are defined by actions, not your looks and beliefs. For too long these ideals have taken refuge inside these lines. Equality should have no boundaries. The bond between players should exist between people. Opportunity should be indiscriminate. Worth should outshine color. The ball should bounce the same for everyone. If we can be equals here, we can be equals everywhere. #EQUALITY #nike NIKE also launched a Black History collection this year, which is available along with Equality apparel on the homepage for the Equality campaign HERE
I write about so many hotties for this site that I tend to forget about them if they’re not taking bikini and/or lingerie pictures at least once a month. And seeing this photoshoot from Helen Flanagan reminded me just how much me and the Little Tuna have missed this busty Brit. It’s been way too long. So if you ask me, someone really needs to get Helen on Snapchat. That way I can get regular hotness updates on her once again and we can avoid situations like this, where I accidentally go multiple months without drooling over her even once. Continue reading →
I haven’t done a post on Lauren Mellor in years, but I never forget a pair of perfect funbags. And seeing the former Sports Illustrated Rookie back with SI for their new 2017 Swimsuit Issue is bringing all those good memories flooding back (to my pants region). So if you’ll excuse me, me and the South African hottie need to go make up for lost time. I figure 30-45 seconds should probably do. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
I guess Ariel Winter hasn’t totally overtaken Sarah Hyland as the new most famous Modern Family kid, because Candie’s just had Sarah model their spring collection. And don’t get me wrong, I’ll take any excuse I can get to see a new photoshoot from one of my favorite TV cuties. But still, getting Sarah to model clothes seems like a real waste of her “talent.” It’s pretty obvious she should be doing bikini and/or lingerie shoots instead. I can’t be the only one who sees it, right? » view all 20 photos
If you don’t recognize the name Anne V , that’s because she used to go by Anne Vyalitsyna, until I guess she figured she’d have an easier time becoming a household name if people could pronounce/spell hers without having to look it up. Anyway, it never did happen for her, but if this teaser video she shot for this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is any indication, it’s not too late. Especially if she decides to take me up on my standing offer to become Mrs. Anne Tuna. Call me!
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