I’m not usually a car guy (or a Charlotte McKinney guy, for that matter), but I’ve gotta admit seeing these pictures of Charlotte rolling around topless on a convertible for Maxim is definitely getting my motor running. And I know I rag on these so-called men’s mags a lot, but this photoshoot is actually kind of clever. See, both Charlotte and the car have their tops off. Get it? Anyway, it’s enough to make me want to drop my bottoms too, but I’ve already got two strikes at this Starbucks. » view all 14 photos
Earlier this week, savage haters unleashed an attack on Kate Upton, citing an unnamed source calling Upton a f–king “diva” and worse. According to the New York Post, Kate “thinks she’s better than everyone because she’s an actress” and expects to be treated accordingly. “Kate demanded that if she did the shoot, that she absolutely must get the [Sports Illustrated] cover,” the inside source told the newspaper. “She was being a big f–king diva.” Upton may not be an actress in the sense that Meryl Streep is an actress, or even Meghan Markle is an actress. But step off, haters. When it comes to modeling for Sports Illustrated, Upton is clearly better than anyone else, so if she wants to be on the swimsuit issue cover? Why are we debating this. 1. Kate Upton on Insta Kate Upton is the sexiest woman alive, so if she wants her Sports Illustrated cover, they had best give it to her. 2. Kate Upton Blows Us a Kiss Another fantastic GIF of Kate Upton. Here, she blows a kiss to us. 3. Kate Upton Baywatch GIF If Kate Upton starred in Baywatch, we would watch bae. Sorry. 4. Kate Upton GIF: The Best There’s no way, or frankly reason, to sugar coat the fact that Kate Upton’s boobs are simply out of this world. 5. HOT Kate Upton Bikini GIF Kate Upton in a bikini, in GIF form. Amazing, amazing GIF form. 6. Kate Upton Stripping Kate Upton strips in the hottest GIF of all time. Or one of them anyway. View Slideshow
I still can’t understand how Christie Brinkley is sixty-f*&king-three and still a total pants fire, but then again, I never did pay much attention to science in school. Anyway, here’s Christie and her two daughters in bikinis for one of those Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue videos and Christie somehow looks better than both of them. I know. It makes no sense. But whatever, just go with it, and enjoy.
I just heard that Britney Spears’ sister Jamie Lynn, who tried to be famous for a minute but ended up getting knocked up like other celebrities from the era’s siblings….we’re talking to you Haylie Duff and Ashley Simpson… Well, I heard the rich hick family had an ATV accident and the kid was in critical condition – and if I had a soul – I would find that sad and trying to jerk off to her would be a challenge….but I have no soul….so trying to jerk off to her is fine… All fit, and showing off her fitness, all late 30s, crazy, held hostage by her parents to make them money like a good little spawn…doing circus tricks like the dancing money she is… The post Britney Spears Shorts Short Sports Bra Handstand Walk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Another day, another great teaser video for t he 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue . This time, it’s one of my favorite busty blondes Hailey Clauson giving herself a wedgie for the cameras. And I think this might be my favorite one yet. Although I’ll have to go back and watch the others again to be sure. Hey, it’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it. …OK, fine, not really, but what else am I going to do for the rest of the afternoon? Work? Ha! » view all 14 photos
You know that saying about apples and trees ? Yeah…that talent comes from somewhere indeed, and Dell was here to remind us all just before at the Golden State vs. Hornets game tonight, with a little assist from his son, of course. Instagram/NBA
I know Kelly Gale isn’t a household name in the modeling world just yet. Hell, I had to look her up again myself to remember who she was, and it’s my job to stay up to date on all the professional bikini hotties out there. But I’m willing to bet that’s all going to change after this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue comes out. Because judging from this little preview they just posted, Kelly is definitely a star in the making. Or a major pants fire, at least.
