Kate Upton is a monster – in both black and white and in color… A model, who was lucky enough to have a rich family pay to create her…and Sports Illustrated needed young big tits…to sell issues of a declining magazine pretending she wasn’t fat…despite being fat…only to fade into being whatever it is that she is…but I’ll still put up pictures of her in some kind of fitness pose, that looks like she’s struggling to get up, like she is probably used to everytime she gets off the couch… The post More Kate Upton Monster for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Flagrant foul or nah??? Matt Barnes Responds To Derek Fisher’s Sports Illustrated Interview Remember when we told you that Derek Fisher told Sports Illustrated what really happened in that Matt Barnes, Gloria Govan love triangle that led to a 90 mile drive for a catch fade? As far as Matt goes, to say that we had history before the incident would be an exaggeration. We played together for the Los Angeles Lakers during the 2010–11 season, and a couple months in the lockout-shortened 2011–12 season. That’s it. That’s the history. I don’t know what was going through Matt’s mind that day in October when he showed up unannounced at Gloria’s house, and started swinging. I didn’t retaliate. Well it looks like Matt caught wind of D. Fisher’s essay and he’s got a not so subtle message for him. Matt posted a picture today showing people in a lengthy line for “comforting lies” while avoiding a line for “unpleasant truths.” Looks like Matt thinks Fisher’s isn’t “telling the troof “… Hit the flip for a possible word from Gloria on the drama…
The big news yesterday was that Maria Sharapova failed some drug test using some recently banned substance. We all know every single chick in sports uses crap, and I would bet my life that one of the Williams’ sisters is on some hard sh%t. Yes, you know who! The one that looks like a brother and not a sister. Anyway, at least Maria maintained her femininity all these years and I don’t think this wil hurt her image in the long run. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
According to Gary With Da Tea, Jay-Z displays a certain behavior toward his wife Beyonce when they’re out at a game sitting court side. It’s easy to pass it…
Maria Sharpova is known for being a tennis player people jerked off to…but now she can shit on her entire career, that I don’t even know whether it’s that impressive of a career, but for a Russian who’s not working as a sex worker or Olympic weight lifter / gymnast is pretty good… Because she’s a performance drug taker…The drug is called meldonium, she’s been on it of 10 years so her entire career and the drug became banned on January 1st of this year…she was taking it for “magnesium deficiency”…LOL…sure you were. I call it needing to make millions to send back to the family in Russia and to maintain the good life… “Meldonium was reported to elevate the concentrations of ?-butyrobetaine hydroxylase in testes tissues;[5] in addition, long term (90 days) administration of meldonium was reported to improve sexual performance, sperm motility and concentration of testosterone in boars, although further studies are needed to confirm the potential of using meldonium as a sperm motility and sperm quality-enhancing agent” I guess what I’m saying is that who cares, she’s old now, jacked with testosterone but here she is in some of her best work… I have a thing for women’s tennis called sexual grunts and panties…sweaty pussy filled panties…dripping…sweaty pussy… The post Maria Sharapova Drug Addict of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Raica Oliveira for VOGUE INDIA looking lovely for Vogue India… Just kidding…here she is topless for French Revue de Modes… LOL. Good One right…. Truth is, I don’t know who the fuck Rica Oliveira is, but she’s naked enough to matter to me….because naked speaks to my fucking soul… That said, she’s Brazilian and has been in everything from Victoria’s Secret to Sports Illustrated swim, which is pretty much everything when it comes to instagram modeling, yet no one seems to care who she is…but they will now….they will now.. The post Raica Oliveira for Vogue India of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The combines took place recently and players were asked some tough questions. Which was expected, but what wasn’t expected were questions about ones sexuality. Former Ohio State player Eli Apple claims during the combines he was asked by Falcons coach Marquand Manuel if he was gay. Apple said he originally thought it was a […]
The only problem with me not being a dot com billionaire, being the age of the average dot com billionaire, reminding me I should have done actual dot com billionaire work, instead of low level blogging…..I digress… The only problem with me not being a billionaire is that I can’t play first hand the very interesting game that can be applied to all Sports Illustrated models…that I call “Demi More Indecent Proposal”….where you throw numbers at a girl for sex until she agrees… Whenever I do a post on one of these SI girls, who I know gets very little to no paid work, I know….they are either rich kids or on some other program using rich guys for that rich person life they live… I just don’t have evidence of their price..but I do know SI is a great escort agency or platform to meet the perfect kind of guy into hiring girls like this… Her name is Hannah Davis…she’s in the NEW maxim…which is probably as bad at the old maxim…but the old maxim used to always try to sue me…so I like the new Maxim better because at least they feature babes…since hooker or not…this is a babe.. Just as Derek Jeter, who proposed to her, which in “hooker world” is bought another year with her so she shuts the fuck up about his level of commitment to her, as she tries to secure her future and can’t give one dude her prime years without commitment…right? And what it comes down to is I wonder who pays the rent, utilities, food in that household…right? Hooker. I’m pretty sure I’ve posted these pics before…oh well…repeat… I am too lazy to look and I already wrote this genius…. The post Hannah Davis for MAXIM of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
