Even though Kim Kardashian has only been married three times , more Americans have fallen victim to her famous badonkadonk than have died from Ebola. That’s the hilarious truth pointed out by some brilliant Twitter user earlier this week, and the quote has been a viral hit ever since. And with good reason: It serves the dual purposes of reminding Americans that the chances of odds of an Ebola epidemic hitting America are slim to none, as well as reminding Kanye that he’s totally late to the party when it comes to putting a ring on Kim. So what better way to celebrate Kim’s 34th birthday than by thanking her for putting things in perspective. And obviously, we also owe a debt of gratitude to Yeezy for (hopefully) putting a stop to the outbreak of dudes getting hubbied up by the sex tape star. Of course, in all seriousness, Ebola is a terrible disease that’s claimed thousands of lives in West Africa, and our hearts go out to Nina Pham and Amber Joy Vinson , the two American nurses who are currently fighting the virus. The goal of comparing Ebola to a Kardashian is not to make light of the illness, but merely to try and calm folks down with a bit of levity. It’s an age old strategy, first employed by medieval standup comics during the Black Plague. (“Didja ever notice how they always seem to stack the bodies right where you want to park your carriage? Who are these people?”) Okay, we may have made that last part up. For the record, sources say Kim is terrified of Ebola , so hopefully she’ll benefit from this meme most of all. Although, if she and Kanye would rather stay safely at home and out of the spotlight for a few months or years, we certainly don’t want to discourage that. 19 Worst Kim Kardashian Photos! 1. Kim Kardashian Krying Kim gets her ugly cry on. It’s definitely not her best look.
Amanda Bynes has been through her fair share of trouble in the past, but the former child star has seemed to be on the mend in recent months. Or so it appeared until the surprising events of last night, which saw her arrested on a DUI charge, having been out of the public eye for months. After a very public meltdown during which Bynes was admitted to a psychiatric ward , the actress seemed to recover almost miraculously last year. Reportedly committed to getting her life and career back on track, she has stayed out of the spotlight, returned to school and pulled it together. A big reason for that has been her sobriety, and remaining committed to that. Bynes quit smoking pot (which was said to be a trigger for some of her most severe episodes of paranoia), and managed to stay out of the tabloid headlines. Until last night, that is, after Bynes was pulled over while driving in the San Fernando Valley and promptly arrested by a highway patrol officer. She was taken to the nearest police station, where a drug identification officer assessed her appearance and behavior and determined that Bynes was under the influence. 45 Seriously OMG WTF Amanda Bynes Photos 1. Amanda Bynes is Dope Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter. What she was using is unclear, but reports say she was high on a narcotic, and it’s been widely speculated that Bynes has returned to smoking week. To many, that sounds rather harmless considering some of the substances, or combinations of substances, that fuel a lot of Hollywood downfalls. Given Bynes’ fragile mental state and history, though, even a little bit of pot could end up being far more dangerous for her than for the average recreational user. The 28-year-old actress was released on $15,000 bail and returned to her parents’ home in Thousand Oaks, Calif., where she currently lives. The arrest may result in serious legal problems as Amanda is still on probation from a previous DUI arrest , but that remains to be seen as of now. Story developing … Celebrities Who Have Been Arrested in 2014 1. Amanda Bynes Amanda Bynes has been arrested in September 2014. For DUI. This is a mug shot from her previous arrest, but she’s been booked once again this year.
Victoria’s Secret put out a book for Russell James, their senior photographer, who I guess has been shooting with them for a very very long time, and has got rich and a lot of fucking sex from babes who want to be Victoria’s Secret models, which happens to be every girl in existence…called ANGELS ….featuring their Angels, and now Kendall Jenner, because I guess she’s bought her way into Victoria’s Secret modelling… The launch was last night, I wasn’t invited, obviously, but Getty Images was, so here’s my run down of what you missed… Russell with Branson, because creeper billionaires with private islands like photographers who bring top models there… #455222086 / gettyimages.com Russell with Lima, because there is a bond created when a girl gets half naked and bossed around by a dude with a camera…that involves being allowed to pick her up / cum on her face whenever he wants #455228324 / gettyimages.com Adriana Lima Kissing A Picture of Herself, Something I am sure she does often and everytime she sees a mirror – it’s all part of being an ego #455233980 / gettyimages.com Russell and Sara Sampaio #455224092 / gettyimages.com Three Victoria’s Secret Models…I think Lima is making this event about her… #455223754 / gettyimages.com Russell and Karolina Kurkova #455212502 / gettyimages.com Russell with Kendall Jenner because she pays him to be her photographer #455221934 / gettyimages.com Kendall Jenner with Branson – because her mom taught her how to sniff out money #455205246 / gettyimages.com Candice wasn’t bad…. #455222862 / gettyimages.com But Martha Hunt was the best thing there… #455213390 / gettyimages.com Even when Lima was out trying to steal the spotlight… #455232534 / gettyimages.com Josephine Skriver is good too… #455224056 / gettyimages.com So is Elsa Hosk… #455219334 / gettyimages.com Why wasn’t I invited to this again? Oh right, because Lily Aldridge has hated me since she was an LA groupie doing TAMPON commercials #455218934 / gettyimages.com
This cutie is the son of an actor/comedian who has been in the spotlight for a couple of decades… Can you guess his famous Dad? Hit the flip for the answer. WENN
Kylie Jenner knows Instagram. Just yesterday Kylie posted a bikini selfie that drew attention from every corner of the Internet. Most of it was chatter about how inappropriate it is for a 16-year-old girl to be displaying her body online like that, but the fact remains – Kylie knows how to capture the spotlight. Willow Smith, on the other hand, is new to Instagram, so it stands to reason that she’s recruited her friend Kylie to help coach her on how to amass followers and grow up way, way too fast. That’s Kylie and Willow getting their Insta’ on, and – thank God – they’re both standing upright and fully clothed. She may be a newcomer to the world of online photo sharing, but Willow is certainly no stranger to controversial pics: A photo of Willow lying in bed with Moises Arias recently sparked controversy and even demands for a federal investigation (She’s 13; he’s 20.) Hopefully, that incident will inspire Willow to keep it 100% age appropriate on Instagram. Her association with the Jenner sisters isn’t too encouraging, but she’s clearly been following Kendall and Kylie’s perfect selfie tips : So maybe Willow will be alright, after all. Just so long as she doesn’t get as hungry for attention as her mentors: 39 Inappropriate Kylie and Kendall Jenner Photos 1. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Kendall Jenner posted this photo to Instagram. It shows off her side boob.
When an unheralded young singer named Katy Perry first burst on the scene by telling us “I Kissed a Girl and I liked it,” she was actually kissing … Travie McCoy. Yes, it was that long ago. Can you even recall it? Thus began an unparalleled run of #1 singles and an interesting array of romantic partners for the star, whose dating life was now firmly in the spotlight. From long-term relationships with McCoy, Russell Brand (to whom she was married) and John Mayer to her flings and rumored hookups, Katy’s type is … Human? Let’s just say that she has eclectic taste. Though not to the degree we see on the list of Taylor Swift boyfriends , some of Katy’s former loves inspired her music too, including the first on our list. Here’s a look at nine guys who have dated Katy … 9 Guys Who (Probably) Dated Katy Perry 1. Johnny Lewis The troubled Sons of Anarchy actor and Katy Perry got together in 2005 and broke up in 2006, before her singing career took off. Lewis died in 2012 in a fall from a roof, and reportedly inspired Katy’s hit “The One That Got Away.”
Lady Gaga enjoys being in the spotlight, no matter what the cost. We think that much was made clear when Gaga paid someone to puke on her during a concert. But lately Gaga’s antics have been growing old and she hasn’t been receiving the attention she craves, and no doubt feels she deserves. So what does she do? Hits the town to get sloshed, tatted, and half naked – posing for selfies every step of the way! Lady Gaga Night Out Photos 1. Lady Gaga New Tattoo Photo Gga shows off her latest ink. It’s based on a drawing by Tony Bennett. These shots aren’t quite as revelatory as Gaga’s no makeup, Miller Lite selfie from last month, but it’s good to see the Mother Monster back to her old tricks. We’re sick of the self-acceptance, positive message BS. We want Gaga sleazing it up all over Manhattan like she used to! In case you were wondering (you weren’t), the trumpet tattoo that Gaga and her friends are all rocking is based on a drawing by music legend Tony Bennett. Gaga and Bennett gave a surprise performance at a high school in Queens earlier this week. So we guess she’s do-gooder by day, torn-fishnets-dive-bar-strumpet by night. We’ll take it. Jump into the slideshow above to see some highlights from Gaga’s epic night out. And check out the gallery below to be reminded of just how weird this woman has gotten in the past: 31 WTF? Lady Gaga Photos 1. That’s Lady Gaga For You Seriously. That’s Lady Gaga summed up in one photo basically.
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