Here are some more pics of Jessica Alba and her husband on Spring Break pretending to be middle aged, hot, fit and in love…. They like to pretend they are still in the marriage on a romantic level, when really it’s just a business deal that has worked out great for both of them, and if they were to ever get that divorce, it will be long after the brand “Honest” goes public, because we all know what they are doing on all levels is a fucking lie… I guess her getting knocked up to trap him worked out great for him down the line, now that they will become billionaires, I can assure you that they do not share a bedroom, but when the paparazzi come out they act like a bunch of newly weds…living the married dream that anyone married knows is actually a fucking nightmare… Meaning, they are just doing this to continue their money grubbing, business dealings, and everything about her, except her hot mom ass, is a fucking lie…even the products she sells…a lie I want to fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When Jessica Alba isn’t selling fake product called “Honest”….because everyone knows anyone who needs to call something “honest”…is full of fucking shit…especially when that person is an actress who’s entire career has been a fucking lie, she didn’t even tell people that she was a fucking Mexican for the longest time…so all these “organic” products contain toxic chemicals and she’s getting busted for her, not that she has ever worked there, or made any decisions ever, or anywhere, she’s just a puppet, the figurehead who sits around a looks pretty enough as a mom…so that people buy her shit, it’s her thing…it’s all she knows….and here are her tits…on Spring Break…where she’s doing solid thinking and planning to take her bullshit public…because it’s all her motherfuckers, at least that’s what she thinks, and really it may be true in terms of sales, like she’s the AVON lady of her own AVON… The post Jessica Alba in a Bikini for Spring Break of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Leah Messer has been through a lot in the past couple years. We’ve watched Leah struggle with addiction , go through two painful divorces, and endure a long, ugly custody fight. Now she’s facing the same battle that many of us are waging this spring. That’s right – it’s Leah vs. her messy garage. Obviously, Leah’s garage is in much worse shape than most, and fans have been expressing their concerns on social media ever since the photo on the right (snapped by Leah’s neighbor without her knowledge) surfaced online earlier this week. “What the hell is wrong with you and your house?” wrote one fan on Twitter. “I thought you were sober???” “I was simply going through all of my stuff to hold a yard sale since the weather is breaking,” Leah replied. “That’s all.” Reps for Leah offered a similar, but slightly different explanation yesterday: “Leah was doing spring cleaning and purging all of the girls closets and drawers of old clothing,” Meanwhile, the neighbor who took the photo has made the following comments online, alleging that Leah is back together with T.R. Dues , still using drugs, and engaging in other bizarre behavior: “Leah is batsh-t crazy. She lives across the street from my mom and she’s way more of a hot mess than she shows.” “She’s went downhill. I don’t even get how she can claim she doesn’t pop pills.” “She always has an INSANE amount of trash outside her house, she doesn’t watch her kid, and she had a cute little kitten that she would put outside and it got hit by a car.” “And the other day she was walking a puppy with her youngest and her daughter just squatted and peed in the yard!” “And her boyfriend that she’s been supposedly broken up with is still living with her and he’s such a loser. They were filming last weekend and he left while they were there lol.” Clearly, things aren’t going quite as smoothly these days as Leah would have us believe. Fortunately, we’re just days away from the March 21 season premiere of Teen Mom 2 , which should give us some indication of whether Ms. Messer’s life is as messy as it seems. Watch Teen Mom 2 online at TV Fanatic to get caught up before then.
Here’s some weird product placement…featuring Caitlyn Jenner being introduced to a vibrator like he’s never been in a situation where he’s filled his ass up with random household objects – remninding him of the Locker Room days while fantasizing about being a woman.. There is no way Kris Jenner didn’t fuck him up the ass their entire fucking marriage, leading to abuse that turned him into a fucking woman… After posting VIDEO OF A POST OP MASTURBATING , I don’t even find humor in Caitlyn pretending to learn about female masturbation…for the sake of her show and an ad this sex toy company paid for…because what better place to advertise than with some tranny porn fantasies to the 1 person who has a Caitlyn Jenner tranny porn fantasy…that you know exists but don’t want to find out is your relative. I am just blown away that this kind of television exists…the end of TV..clearly happening…here’s the proof… The post Caitlyn Jenner Playing with Sex Toys of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sitcom star Alison Brie….in a show I’ve never seen, but that apparently everyone has seen, making her a huge fucking star… I’ve done posts on her before, including brilliant analysis of her as a talent, as an actress, as an inspiration to us all…like: “She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”… Unfortunately, her last name is actually Schermerhorn. Sexy how it rolls off the tongue…either way still brilliant at least in terms of explaining why I have never been offered a job writing a sitcom of my own, because that kind of joke is garbage…but you can see a bunch of her tits, the tits I was referencing in THIS POST …. Tits…that she’s not showing off in this photoshoot, which would be weird The post Alison Brie in Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Raica Oliveira for VOGUE INDIA looking lovely for Vogue India… Just kidding…here she is topless for French Revue de Modes… LOL. Good One right…. Truth is, I don’t know who the fuck Rica Oliveira is, but she’s naked enough to matter to me….because naked speaks to my fucking soul… That said, she’s Brazilian and has been in everything from Victoria’s Secret to Sports Illustrated swim, which is pretty much everything when it comes to instagram modeling, yet no one seems to care who she is…but they will now….they will now.. The post Raica Oliveira for Vogue India of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Are you ready for some big drama in The Big Apple? Bravo has unveiled the first teaser for The Real Housewives of New York City Season 8, which premieres on April 6 at 9/8c and which will bring back such veteran stars as Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan, Luann de Lesseps, Carole Radziwill, Dorinda Medley and Bethenny Frankel. They will be joined by Julianne “Jules” Wainstein for some serious drama in and around Manhattan. Neither Kristen Taekman nor Heather Thomson will return to the series this spring. In the following sneak peek, we're treated to plenty of fur vests, along with a lot partying, some bedazzled bras and numerous party antics. “I look in the mirror and I was like, ‘Who's that? Oh my god, it's me. I hate this bitch,'” Sonja says at one point. Elsewhere, those who watch The Real Housewives of New York City online this season will be privy to the following gems: Ramona's got some new titties. It is hunting season. – Bethenny Hi, how are you. Have a nice lunch. We're talking about vaginas. – Bethenny again She's Asian and Jewish, but you don't have to remember that ‘cause she'll tell you like two dozen times. – Carole (on Jules) You have sex with married men, you cheat, you f–k younger guys and criticize other people about the same things you do. – Bethenny (to Luann) Pretty amazing stuff all around, as always. Check out the following trailer now:
Aubrey O’Day And Pauly D Are A Couple In today’s edition of “where are they now??” Aubrey O’Day has announced to E!News that she and Pauly D of “Jersey Shore” fame have joined hands and emerged from the MTV reality star graveyard. The former Danity Kane member revealed that she and Pauly met — where else — while filming an all new reality program. Via E!online : It’s official: Aubrey O’Day and Pauly D are a couple! The 31-year-old former Danity Kane singer exclusively confirms to E! News that she and the Jersey Shore star have been dating for the past few months amid rumors of a romance. The reality TV stars met while filming—get this!—E!’s new relationship rehab show Famously Single (premiering this spring). “I didn’t know that I would be as successful as I was with finding someone,” Aubrey tells E! News. “So yeah, we met on the show. The show is about all of us coming together, dating, learning through a dating coach how to go out there and approach people that are better suited for us and kind of get over the issues that we were having. And it ended up just like becoming like this chemistry happened within the house with a few of the cast-mates and Pauly and I were one of them. Which everybody always laughs I feel like people think we’re completely different but ended up being pretty alike in a lot of ways.” So both of them needed a defibrillator shock to each of their long-dead careers in the spotlight via wash-up reality show…and they magically found a love they can use for publicity together? Wow, who would have ever thought…
Kendrick Lamar, Fetty Wap, Joey Bada$$, And FKA Twigs Pose For #MyCalvins Calvin Klein rolled out his most recent crop of celebrity #MyCalvins ads for Spring 2016 — this time featuring some faces from Hip Hop and Urban Pop music. Kendrick Lamar , Fetty Wap, Joey Bada$$, and FKA Twigs each featured their individual advertisements on their Instagram pages earlier today. Surprisingly, none of them featured CK’s classic banded underwear … Fetty sported a black tee, FKA Twigs struck a dance move… And Joey took the podium… Which ad is your favorite? Instagram / Calvin Klein
Caitlyn Jenner may be in the process of telling her transformational story via I Am Cait on E!. But the reality show star apparently has even more of a story to tell. And she now has a new way to tell it. Via press release, the stepfather of Kim Kardashian , Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian – as well as the biological father of Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner – has confirmed plans to pen a memoir. It will likely be available to purchase in the spring of 2017 and it will be written with the assistance of acclaimed journalist Buzz Bissinger. The author who wrote the Vanity Fair cover story last April in which Caitlyn announced herself as Caitlyn. “Things have been moving so quickly that it will be nice to slow things down a bit and take the proper time to reflect on this journey,” Jenner said in the press release. “I couldn’t pick a better team, in [Grand Central Publishing] and Buzz, to make sure this story is told with a lot of honesty and care.” View Slideshow: Caitlyn Jenner Photos: So Long, Bruce! What a Year! Added Bissinger, who is best known to many for having written Friday Night Lights: “I elected to do this with Caitlyn because of the opportunity to create a book that will be riveting, important and reveal all the complexities and twists and turns of her life from boyhood to transition. We both agree that nothing can be left out in capturing this unique and unprecedented journey. This is her story and I am proud to play a role in telling it with grace and candor.” With this release, Caitlyn will become the latest member of her famous family to come out with a book. Let’s hope hers is a bit most substantial than these previous examples:
