Lookin’ Good Sweetheart. You’d think Demi Lovato would try to get in shape at least a few months before getting into a bikini for the paparazzi to snap off pics of her… I mean unless she’s into a barrel of a body, all rounded out and filled with cellulite, spilling over her bikini… Maybe she saw Spring Breakers and in her medicated bi-polar, Selena Gomez hating state, because back in 2010 they had a falling out, thought that chunky in a bikini is the style of their generation thanks to growing up on High Fructose Corn Syrup and laziness…. Either way, it’s not hot to me….but you probably like it cuz being American, this body looks fit to you…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Spring has sprung, which means longer days, warmer temperatures, the occasional topless book club and flocks of birds migrating all over North America. In the video below, an adorable little girl in British Columbia, Canada, experiences this for the first time as hundreds of honking birds descend on her subdivision. Watch as the toddler exclaims inaccurately, “Look at all those chickens!” Look at All Those Chickens! NOTE : They are actually snow geese , passing through on their way back from wintering in the U.S. en route to their nesting grounds in the high arctic. In sort of related news … watch this Canadian goose chasing a gorilla !
Trick Daddy and Lil Wayne are far from friends. Reportedly, Da Mayor of Dade County rolled up to the King Of Diamonds strip club while Weezy was hosting a party to check the rapper over the comments he said about the city of Miami during his infamous anti-Miami Heat rant… Continue
Trick Daddy and Lil Wayne are far from friends. Reportedly, Da Mayor of Dade County rolled up to the King Of Diamonds strip club while Weezy was hosting a party to check the rapper over the comments he said about the city of Miami during his infamous anti-Miami Heat rant… Continue
Janet Jackson has found love in a Muslim place! Janet Jackson Retiring From Music Business To Convert To Islam Via Showbizz 411 reports: Rob Shuter tells Fox 5 News that Jackson is moving to the Middle East and is converting to Islam. “As fans all around the world collectively clutch their pearls, reports are surfacing that you may NEVER see Janet Jackson’s abs, boobs or Poetic Justice braids again. Apparently, after secretly marrying her hot billionaire husband,Wissam Al Mana , Ms. Jackson…if you’re Nasty…made the made the decision to walk away from Hollywood. And now supposedly this chick went and converted to Islamic culture. A source told Showbiz 411, “She’s gone. She married a billionaire. They’ve got houses in three countries. She’s spending time in the Middle East. She’s become a Muslim.” If you think about it, it makes perfect sense that the True You author Janet, who’s had her life in the hands of critics and gossip columnists since she was a kid, would opt for a quiet opulent life. And we can’t even be mad about it…a billionaire and your life becoming one big vacation away from the foolishness that sometimes overtakes this industry? Slightly jealous now that we think about it…. While Justin Timberlake is seeing the best sales of his career, it could be argued that America never really embraced Janet after the nipplegate debacle at Superbowl 2004. Her music career became a snooze fest, she had to downgrade her concert tours from arenas to concert halls and no one in Hollywood came calling (except Tyler Perry). But it doesn’t look like Janet is planning to go completely into hiding…at least not yet. From the looks of it, she’ll remain dedicated to her causes, such as fundraising for AIDS research with amFAR. She recently tweeted about an auction for fans to spend time with her at the Cannes Film Festival in May to raise money for the foundation.” Good rich peen will make you change religions!
Lindsay Lohan is coming to FX’s Anger Management this spring. Maybe you recall that, amidst her never-ending personal woes? While she showed up late, was called a colossal pain in the ass and caused more trouble than having her on was worth, her guest spot may actually be kind of funny? Probably about as funny as that Lindsay Lohan pregnant Tweet. Here’s a sneak peek of her on Charlie Sheen’s FX comedy hit: Lindsay Lohan On Anger Management With Charlie Sheen
Trance is a movie by Danny Boyle, who happens to be Rosario Dawson’s boyfriend, and who leaked that she had nude scenes in the movie, despite having already seen her nude, I mean her first role was in a see through bra at 16 in KIDS, but yeah, she’s also showing her pussy, a pussy Danny Boyle is dating, and a pussy Danny Boyle leaked to the press, because they wanna hype this movie up and you know what, when it involves pussy lip, I appreciate that marketing strategy. I’m kinda likiking this pic, I’m gonna have to go see the movie, that’s what they want me to think, their strategy worked.
I had the chance to interview, Kimberly Kane, who is getting a lot of hype for being in Wonder Woman XXX , but who I was talking to about Orgy University, a movie that she directed, that is loosely based on Carrie and that you can see an EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE CLIP OF HERE . Here’s the interview with Kimberly Kane, who really doesn’t seem to like me very much. How did you get into the industry I got into the industry through a friend. She was going to a set to pick up a check. I went with her and felt really comfortable and right at home. The director asked me if I’d ever do a scene and I said yes. I got tested and did my first scene. We’re you at all concerned about what friends and family would think of your choice Not really, my mother was a dancer and she also produced a few softcore/arthouse movies so I grew up around very sex positive people so it wasn’t a surprise that I chose the profession that I did. What was your favorite part of being in front of the Camera? I’m still in front of the camera and my favorite part is the chemistry you have with your fellow performer and doing a really great scene. What inspired you to get behind the scenes? I have a big imagination and I had the opportunity to direct and I took it. It’s another great part of the job. I watched a teaser of your latest , I was into it, how would you describe your style? My style is ALT which mean to me, an alternative to the normal porn you see all the time. I make porn that has a dark vibe and is very stylish without loosing the most important part, sexual intensity. Who would you say your influences from mainstream movies are? I don’t watch a ton of movies, I get a lot of influence from photography. I like Nan Goldin, Nobuyoshi Araki, Larry Clark & Richard Kern to name a few. Based on your experience, what is the flaw in porn movies today ? We just don’t have the time to make a movie that has really developed stories. Most of our movies are shot in 1-3 days so some things get left out or you don’t get everything you want to make the movie fuller. But usually as long as the sex is good the critics can be forgiving. What do you think the public wants out of a movie ? Really chemistry, intensity, quality & production value. How are you going to change the game? I already am. Your Wikipedia page says you are into role playing games and my readers are socially awkward Virgins, can you confirm this is truth and not just a strategy to prey on losers by telling them you are into the only thing they have going for them ? You opinion about your readers and people who play games is rude and misguided. I play dnd with my friends. We played for along time, then we got an opportunity to make it into an online show called “I Hit It With My Axe” and people loved it. We stopped shooting the show a few years ago but continued to play and still do. I like getting together with friends and playing a game. Maybe you should try it sometime. You’re lovely, lets get married under the sunset on our first date. Pass Wow. that hurts me at my core. Good thing I have no soul. Otherwise this rejection would lead to suicide. Even if she rejected me, I win, cuz I get to watch her fuck, if I really want to Follow this link to see the exclusive clip
So Vanessa Hudgens has finally made it in the world as the tramp she always wanted to be, you know back when she was posting nude pics to the internet, Spring Breakers was just a way for her to legitimize that, and the only thing that confuses me in the whole thing, is that if she’s so fucking horny, why doesn’t she work out a bit, cuz seeing her belly hang over her bikini is alright for a random drunk girl by the pool at 4 am you’re willing to fuck cuz you want to fuck, but not for a celebrity, especially not while filming a movie in a bikini. That said, she’s launched a song with some dubstep sounding EDM producer called YLA, called $$$EX, milking the Spring Breakers shit, cuz it’s the only thing she’s done that has any “hype” around it, with people she wants hype from….and yesterday they released this video, that may or may not feature Hudgens, but that is pushing the horrible song, Harlem Shake Styles. Possibly the worst, but girls in bikinis aren’t so bad, even when they are bad. Please don’t buy this song or encourage this movement.
Here is Lindsay Lohan in probably the least flattering bikini pic of her career. Almost as bad as Vanessa Hudgens in Spring Breakers. Which is a serious LOW point for Lohan and her awesome tits. She’s lookin’ wrecked I love girls who look wrecked. 98% of girls I have had sex with have been bruised the fuck up, lookin’ unhealthy as shit, all fucking weirdly shaped from self destruction, and if you hose them down with perfume, and ignore the fear of having your face eaten off by them, and just ride it out and hope they don’t steal your wallet and find out where you live, shit is actually a lot of fun, like a mini-adventure! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
