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Some Thai Dude Married His Dead Girlfriend of the Day

This is some weirdness, even by my standards, and I have no standards… The story goes like this…dude’s dating a bitch, she always wants to marry him, he doesn’t pull the trigger, cuz guys don’t like getting married…she ends up having a car accident, dying, and he lives realizes the only way to cope, is to honor his promise to her to marry her and give her that wedding she always wanted, even though she’s dead and missed the fucking boat…. Sure, if you marry a corpse marriage becomes easy, bitch won’t tell him what to do, who to fuck, or nag him for drinking with his buddies too late or not take out the garbage…she won’t bug him to go antiquing, or even refuse him sex….especially anal…so long as he keeps her in the fucking fridge…cuz a rotting wife stinks and when the inards of the bitch fall all over you as you’re doing her up the ass and she breaks cuz you’ve let her dry out, you’ll have a hard time getting the stains out of your mind. That said, this is probably all a publicity stunt.

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Janet Jackson Cancels Australian Tour Dates To Support Her Family During Trial

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Janet Jackson has canceled her Australian tour to attend the trial of Dr. Conrad Murray. The “Rhythm Nation” singer said the decision was a tough one, but she ultimately puts family before career, especially when it comes to the death of her late brother Michael Jackson. In a statement, Jackson thanked her fans for understanding, saying when she planned the shows, the trial schedule was completely different. Janet explained: “After talking with my family last night, I decided we must be together right now… This saddens me in so many ways.” SOURCE Expert: Conrad Murray Violated Age-Old Standards Sleep Expert: Drugs Caused Michael Jackson’s Death Janet Jackson Stuns For “Blackglama” Photoshoot [PHOTOS] Janet Jackson Rocks Colorblock Trend At Cannes [PHOTOS]

Janet Jackson Cancels Australian Tour Dates To Support Her Family During Trial

“Black Men Have No Standards When Dealing With Black Women?” [Video]

We didn’t name this video, nor do we agree with it. “Black Men Have No Standards When Dealing With Black Women?” [Video]

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Some St. Patrick’s Day Swirl: Rihanna Spotted “Creepin” With Irish Boyfriend Colin Farrell In Cali

After all the “sexting” Rihanna and Colin Farrell have been spotted together on a date: The pair did not want to be photographed together so came out of Santa Monica eatery Giorgio Baldi separately last night. Rihanna looked demure, by her standards, in black cropped trousers and a silver blouse. Her curly red hair made sure she was noticed though as she exited the Italian restaurant. Farrell meanwhile, looked rather sheepish as he made a quick dash out wearing jeans and a black T-shirt. It has been reported in recent weeks that the pair have been sending flirty text messages to each other. The Sun claims that Farrell, 34 has ‘worked his charms on Rihanna to such an extent she hasn’t stopped texting him’, since they swapped numbers earlier this year when they both appeared on The Graham Norton Show in the UK. A source told the paper: ‘Colin was taken aback by some of the texts. He reckons he might well be in there. They’re both single, so why not?’ It is also rumoured that he will be introducing the 23-year-old to his two sons, James, seven and 18-month-old Henry, while she is in LA. Word??? So they’re so serious that she’s meeting his kids now??? Wow. They didn’t waste any time at all!!

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Das Beer Boot Music Video

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It’s a well known fact that I’m not a big fan of companies making online ads with the hope that they go viral. One easy way to get around my standards though is to make a ridiculous video about an even more ridiculous product. This one certainly fits that bill because it’s insane. Ever since Beerfest I’ve wanted to have das boot but never really saw a time that I would use it. Now I can see that the… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : THE FLINT SKINNY Discovery Date : 01/03/2011 15:25 Number of articles : 2

Das Beer Boot Music Video

Janine Lindemulder Arrested For Threatening, Harassing Jesse James

Jesse James may have bigger problems than those Nazi pics . Janine Lindemulder, the most unhinged of his ex-wives, was arrested for harassing him. Jesse and Janine share (and often spar over) a daughter, Sunny. She has served time in prison and has a history of being a real loose cannon. It was of little surprise, then, that Lindemulder was arrested outside Austin, Tex., this morning on a warrant for harassing Jesse over the phone. Jesse James’ porn star ex-wife has gone off the rails … again . Janine was popped by the Hays County Sheriff’s Department who had three warrants issued for Janine after Jesse turned over threatening voicemails. Jesse claims Janine Lindemulder places “chronic harassing telephone calls to his house all hours of the day and night,” and has called up to 300 times. Janine went ballistic over Jesse’s decision to relocate to Texas, where his kids could remain close to Sandra Bullock, just after she got out of prison. Jesse says the calls became “so harassing, abusive and bad,” even by her standards, he had to turn over the worst messages to the Austin P.D. Hope Kat Von D is aware of this guy’s (crazy) baggage.

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MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer Pleads for Government to Force Environmentalism

During Monday's12PM ET hour on MSNBC, anchor Contessa Brewer helped promote the network's “Green is Progress” week by demanding greater government intervention to force people to follow an environmentalist agenda: “Until government says these are the standards that everyone has to aspire to, we're not really making progress.” Brewer made the comments while interviewing Practically Green CEO Susan Hunt Stevens and introduced the segment by touting the latest poll numbers on environmental awareness: “87% of Americans say they personally care about protecting the environment. 75% of Americans believe projects that protect the environment could also give us an economic boost….38% say the government should be most responsible for protecting the environment.” However, she fretted people weren't making enough sacrifices: “…everybody says in a survey, 'oh, do you want to live greener? Do you personally care about the environment?' Yes. 'Are you willing to spend 25 cents extra in a federal gas tax that would definitely help improve the use of fuel?' Not so much.” View video below read more

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Doutzen Kroes’ Topless and Thonged in Elle France of the Day

I assume some of you like jerking off to faces. You get to visualize cumming all over them. So this should be a nice change of pace from the regular porn pussy you get off to. You know the haggard, hard faces that look like they are peeling off. The acne scars and meth scabs they try to cover up with cheap make-up. So what better way to tap into that fetish than to use these close-ups of Victoria’s Secret Doutzen Kroes looking pretty fucking nice to look at… Not to mention you can see her topless ass in a g-string, which is more my thing, since when I look at bitches, I never even notice their faces..

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Emma Stone Does InStyle of the Day

Emma Stone is one of these new Actresses who are getting a lot of buzz and by buzz I mean perverted dudes jerking off to her. She’s like that Amanda Seyfried twat, pretty much on the fence to be the the next big thing…to get fucking huge and take the fuck over, but not quite there. I’ve been getting a lot of emails by my standards (1 email) about how I need to feature her and her red haired pussy more often so here she is in InStyle. Shit is boring but I’m anticipating a quick rise to the top, a quick fall when she is replaced by the 1000s of girls who are hotter an more talented than her, then lots of nudity….at least that’s what I’m hoping for…cuz I like nudity, better than this garbage…

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Push Begins for 60 MPG Fuel Economy Standard by 2025

Photo via the Telegraph It’s time to get creative. Climate legislation, as we all know, is kaput. Hope is dim for any kind of greenhouse gas limiting policy to emerge over the next year — or years, more likely. So climate activists and green groups are starting to think outside the box for how to cut carbon in large scale, meaningful ways. One promising option that has arisen is to push for more stringent fuel economy standards — a coalition of environmental groups has just launched a campaign urging the Obama ad… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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