While relatively subdued by her standards, these photos of Rihanna in a swimsuit in Barbados don’t look like photos of you and your friends in swimsuit. If we’re wrong, then you have some interesting friends. The pop superstar, who just donated a huge sum to a Barbados hospital in honor of her late grandmother, was in good spirits despite the rain pouring down. She was hanging out with friends by the pool with hip hop blasting, drinking Banks beer and wearing next to nothing … enjoy Christmas in the frigid U.S.! And check out more Rihanna photos in our gallery. [Photos: Pacific Coast News]
Lindsay Lohan has gone off the rails hardcore in recent months, even by her standards, but this fact is apparently not lost on her, according to a new TMZ report. The 26-year-old actress legitimately thought she had turned over a new leaf this past March after she completed the terms of her sentence for stealing jewelry. Somewhere along the line, though, the troubled star lost her way again, and is said to be inconsolable, repeatedly calling her lawyer Shawn Holley in tears. In classic Lindsay fashion, she knows her life is out of control, but she’s blaming it on others, saying she has again hooked up with a bad group of people. She says “opportunists” have tried to provoke and take advantage of her, and is adamant that she does NOT have a problem with alcohol or drug abuse. One could refute that all day and all night, but to her credit, Lindsay Lohan does say she should seek professional counseling and actually stick to it this time. Not coincidentally, counseling is seen as the only possible way she can avoid jail time for her recent probation violation and bevy of new criminal charges. Genuinely or not, Lindsay is telling friends her big problem is impulse control – not thinking before she acts – and thinks regular counseling would help with that. That and she’s surrounded by enablers. You buying it? A judge will hear her out one last time January 15, when she faces up to eight months in jail . What do you think: Throw Lindsay Lohan in jail? Yes, that train wreck brat will never learn otherwise! No, quit trying to make an example out of her, haters! View Poll »
Lindsay Lohan’s friends are reportedly trying to get her into rehab, but the defiant and troubled star is giving them the Amy Winehouse line in response: No, no, no! Lohan has become stressed out by legal and and financial problems (the IRS just seized Lohan’s assets to recover back taxes) and has been drinking like a fish of late. Even by her standards, she’s out of control, and friends have been urging her to seek treatment before she goes before a judge to face four new criminal charges. Team Lohan feels this move might win her favor with the judge, but Lindsay is having none of it, telling friends she does not think she has a problem with alcohol. Lindsay points to the fact that she’s been working like a madman in the past few months and recently completed three movies as proof she doesn’t need rehab. Any Liz & Dick review debunks that logic, but whatever. Lohan is worried about the upcoming hearing to determine if she violated probation, but maintains she will not check into rehab as some kind of PR ploy. She was also arrested last week for punching Tiffany Mitchell at a New York club … girlfriend could end up doing time for that too, on its own merit and as a probation violation. Some might say she needs exactly that as a wake-up call – some time in lockup. Any sentence would likely be cut down to like 72 hours due to overcrowding, but still. What do you think? Should Lindsay Lohan do hard time in jail? Yes, that train wreck brat will never learn otherwise! No, quit trying to make an example out of her, haters! View Poll »
It’s been far too long. Kate Upton graces the cover of Cosmopolitan‘s November 2012 issue, and while she looks relatively demure and covered up (by her standards), we will take it: Cosmo’s Kate Upton photos were taken on a farm in Warwick, N.Y. Despite the misleading (and stimulating) words Feel More Pleasure splashed across her on the cover, she actually touches on some other topics in her interview. On what makes her feel sexy, Kate told the mag, “To me, what’s sexy is when you look like you’re having a good time. That, and when you look effortless and have messy hair.” So all the time in her case? On being girly versus being a tomboy, the 20-year-old said, “I’m a little bit of a mix – a girlie girl and a tomboy. When I’m in a city, I’m girlie. But when I’m around a barn, I turn into a tomboy.” Makes sense. Whatever works, just keep the photos coming!
Jersey Shore is going out on a high note, according to MTV, which is speaking out about its rationale behind canceling the hit show after six seasons. Executive VP of Programming Chris Linn says the cost of the cast was not factor, but “we always said we’d do the show as long as it made sense.” Long story short, that’s no longer really the case. “We noticed what was going on in their lives, with [ Snooki having her baby ], the relationships, etc. it felt like the right time to bring it to a close.” “The show still dominates, it’s the No. 1 show in our core demo, and it’s still incredibly successful. It’s really just about their lives evolving and changing in a way that moves everyone away from the original conceit of the show.” “We made what we think is the right, tough choice to end the show on top.” With Jersey Shore canceled after the coming season (debuting October 4), what kinds of things can we expect from the gang’s farewell tour? “What I think is most exciting about this season are the changes that have happened. This is the longest the cast has been apart between seasons,” Linn says. “There was time for new events to develop in their lives. Mike went into rehab and is coming back sober. Nicole is pregnant. Deena is in a different relationship.” “Sammi and Ronnie’s relationship has evolved. Their lives are at different stages and how they react and adapt to that is really fascinating to watch.” How much time did Snooki actually stay in the house? “It was really a matter of her wanting to be able to get proper rest at night and have a place she could go and relax. She moved into a place right next door, she spent the bulk of her time in the main [Jersey Shore] house,” he says. “The cast also came over to her place, so it gave us another place to go to. She’s very much present. It’s not in her character to not be in the middle of everything.” So what’s the major tension or storyline this fall? “The tension between Mike and Nicole definitely is a key storyline. My experience watching it, knowing it’s the last season, you see it through a different lens.” “It has a certain poignancy to it.” “In addition to the main 13 episodes, we have a significant amount of after-show content. We’ll have eight after-shows to give more context.” “We have the special look-back special the night of the VMAs (Sept. 6), it’s a ton of fun to look back at the biggest moments through the lens of ‘this is it.'” Is it possible the cast could be replaced with a new crop of guidos? “There are no plans for that … we’ve always been clear that this cast is lightning in a bottle. It’s not about the format, for us it’s always been about this cast.” What about a Snooki- Jionni LaValle wedding spectacular? “She’s been really focused on having a baby. We haven’t had any conversations about that. If and when she and Jionni are ready to tie the knot, my door is wide open and I’d love to talk to her about it.” Will you watch Jersey Shore Season 6?
Courtney Stodden has no problem getting naked on camera, but the new 18-year old has made it clear: she’s not interested in porn, despite the adult film offers rolling in. But the plastic, wanna be huge celebrity Tweeted yesterday that she would say “yes to Playboy ” if that magazine ever came calling. Let’s just say she needn’t keep a line open. “[Playboy] would NEVER take her. I don’t think anybody really wants to see that,” a publication source tells TMZ, adding that Stodden “doesn’t meet the standards of a Playboy model” because she looks too “enhanced.” Strange. Krista Stodden, the mother/manager of Courtney, swears her daughter is all-natural . And if you can’t believe the parent of a teenager who is down with her kid marrying a 52-year old and encouraging of her getting famous in any way possible… then who can you believe? Do you think Courtney Stodden has undergone plastic surgery?
The highlight of Tulisa Contostavlos’ career was when she leaked a video of her giving a pretty good blowjob by my standards of blowjob cuz I am one of the assholes who gives girls a false sense of blow job skills cuz I feel all blowjobs are good, even when teeth are scraping, because it means my dick is in a mouth….. I guess to her the highlight of her career wasn’t sucking dick like the fat chick she is, you know pretending it was an ice cream cone, and probably was the day Simon Cowell hired her to be the new Cheryl Cole…despite not being remotely as hot…. But I think my version of her career highlight is more fun to watch….cuz fat chicks sucking dick are more fun than fat chicks in concert or on TV< unfortunately, you'll have to google the sex tape cuz her lawyers hunted me down....not that you'll want to after seeing these concert pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Sky Ferreira used to be my internet homie….we’d talk often enough then something called a record deal happened and like all internet homies we had to part ways…not because I was against maintaining internet homie status, if anything now there was a reason to be internet homies, since she could link me to hot model pussy, instead of just talking to me about nonsense, but now it is official, she has become too cool for me by her standards, or maybe by her PR teams standards and that is so fucking weak…..she got more and more magazine covers, hung out with Katy Perry more and more often on her quest to being a popstar…..and figured lets delete Stepfather from Facebook and twitter like we never used to chat all the fucking time cuz he’s not respected or a wrung on my social climb. Weak….but typical… That kind of behavior makes me hate a bitch….and luckily her shitty song gives me hope karma is around the corner for her….you know when her 5 fans turn on her for sucking…. Terry Richardson was hired to direct the video, her big move she’s probably proud of and she probably spent her entire budget on….and she’s in her underwear in it, not all that hot for a 20 year old, but then again I never found her hot, but she does have a spider crawling around her twat… something for you goth weirdos to appreciate…. I don’t know why I am posting this – but I’ll blame a broken heart.
Cyborg Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney is campaigning in Michigan ahead of Tuesday’s primary, and boy, does he just love everything about that state! Mitt’s pandering speech last week was remarkable in how forced it sounded, even by his standards, as the Michigan native tried to convince residents he is one of them. It was a performance reminiscent of Steve Carell in Anchorman , when Will Ferrell’s Ron Burgundy asks, “Are you just naming things you see and saying you love them?” Watch a mashup of that scene and Romney’s press conference below: Mitt Romney Loves Michigan So Hard The trees are the right height. Take note, Michigan Department of Tourism. There’s your new tagline if ever we’ve heard one. “Pure Michigan” was so 2011.
