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Bella Thorne Twerks In A Thong

Posted on August 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OK, so I know some of you out there don’t appreciate  Bella Thorne and her hard work as much as me and the Little Tuna do… But I’m sorry, you guys are certifiably crazy if you look at these GIFs of Bella shaking her ass in a thong and decide to write me whiny emails complaining about our coverage instead of running to your nearest Starbucks bathroom to lock yourself in for a little private time. Speaking of which, I’d better go before these barista prudes call the cops on me again. I’m already on my 30th strike. » view all 12 photos

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Salma Hayek Busts Out For Elle

Posted on August 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I knew  Salma Hayek had to be getting up there, because she’s been giving me five-alarm pants fires for years now. But after this latest busty photoshoot for French Elle , I had to go double-check and make sure, and apparently she’s 50! Which is nuts, because those massive funbags of hers don’t look a day over 20. Honestly, I was so surprised, my pants fell right off. And that’s the story I’m sticking to in court if this Starbucks decides to press charges.

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Candice Swanepoel Works It Real Good

Posted on June 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s the latest photoshoot from Victoria’s Secret stunner Candice Swanepoel , and you know, this is probably one of my favorite themes for a modeling shoot. And no, I’m not talking about Candice’s booty, although it is hard to beat that. I mean the whole “artsy black-and-white” thing. If you ask me, it really classes up those lingerie pictures. Now, speaking of classy, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in a Starbucks bathroom for a few minutes. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos

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Alden Steimle Will Blow Your Pants Off

Posted on March 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last time we saw Alden Steimle , I warned you guys that she was so hot, she’d blow your pants right off. So I hope you remembered to take them off in advance before checking out the latest killer photoshoot from the up-and-coming model, like I did. Because these are even hotter than last time. Anyway, I’d write more about Alden but seeing as how I’m currently being kicked out of this Starbucks for violating their “no pants, no service” policy, I guess the pictures will just have to do. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos

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The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Carlie Jo Howell In Your Cup

Posted on March 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You may have never heard of Carlie Jo Howell , but she is the owner of some coffee shop that will most likely put Starbucks out of business. Or at the very least steal 50% of their clientele. As a man, I like to have my coffee black and served by a hot chick in a bikini. And now that I know Carlie exists, I can’t have it any other way. So please open a location in my mom’s basement. I will be the most popular middle-aged man in my neighborhood! » view all 11 photos          

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Charlotte McKinney Does Maxim!

Posted on February 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not usually a car guy (or a Charlotte McKinney guy, for that matter), but I’ve gotta admit seeing these pictures of Charlotte rolling around topless on a convertible for Maxim  is definitely getting my motor running. And I know I rag on these so-called men’s mags a lot, but this photoshoot is actually kind of clever. See, both Charlotte and the car have their tops off. Get it? Anyway, it’s enough to make me want to drop my bottoms too, but I’ve already got two strikes at this Starbucks. » view all 14 photos

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Ariel Winter Is Topless For Self

Posted on January 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought Ariel Winter only went topless for Instagram, but looks like I was wrong, because I just found this “classy” black-and-white shoot of Ariel taking her top off for Self Magazine . And speaking of self, I think myself and the Little Tuna are going to need a little me time with these. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in this Starbucks bathroom for the next 30-45 seconds or until those barista prudes call the cops. Whichever comes first.

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Hilary Duff Still Thick, Still in Hawaii, Still in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Duff just keeps getting better. There has historically always been at least one thick girl I’ve been into over the years. I normally love the skinny legs, but sometimes, a good thick bitch is what the soul craves…like a homecooked meal…or some comfort food…whether that thickness is solid muscle or a nice thick layer of fat hanging over it’s demin shorts or not…doesn’t really matter…what does matter is that I never thought much of Hilary Duff until she became a tank I want to be smothered by….in what is one of the weirder fetishes I blame her squatting on… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff Still Thick, Still in Hawaii, Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bregje Heinen Model Tits for Fashion of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bregje has some titties and looks good in Fashion magazine…because that’s just how things work out for models…. Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a drunken college girl with an eating disorder after binging on a Starbucks muffin…something I find hot because I like skinny girls….or more approrpiately…Bregje sounds like a throat cancer that spread to the lungs stricken hooker with AIDS and Pneumonia smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…the throat removal makes her a huge hit in the community and allows her to take two dicks at the same time….before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex..but that being half dead while eating rotten food out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… to her “bregje, bregje, bregje” heaving all over your fucking bed. Only Bregje looks better than she sounds, probably a good thing…since she sounds fucking gross… The post Bregje Heinen Model Tits for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dove Cameron Is Causing Pant-fires

Posted on October 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s a good thing Dove Cameron is legal now, because otherwise, I have a feeling someone was definitely getting in trouble for this latest photoshoot from the Disney Channel star/super-cutie. And actually, I still might. According to these baristas, if I don’t put my pants back on and leave this Starbucks, they’re going to have to call the police. Prudes. Anyway, you guys go ahead and enjoy these pictures while I start booking it from the cops. » view all 24 photos

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