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Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 3 Recap: Will Kristen Doute Get Closure at Last?!

Monday on Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 3, we saw Lisa and her cast of characters preparing for the grand opening of her bar venture. Who’s PUMPed up for that?! (See what we did there?!) Naturally, this meant lots of budget and schedule analysis on Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 3 , and also plenty of work to be done for all involved. So who got closure? And who got kicked to the curb? Watch Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 3 Online After getting fired by Lisa Vanderpump last week, someone either doesn’t know what “fired” means, or he was too busy taking Beamer selfies that he forgot. James Kennedy , everyone. What a douche. The British thorn in Tom Sandoval’s side actually showed up ready for work SUR, where Lisa had just terminated him after his epic fight with Tom. Peter did the honors a second time here. However, will the third time be the charm? After penning a heartfelt letter to Lisa, James Kennedy was REINSTATED as SUR’s most famous busser! How could she really fire the guy after he brings so much to the table (see what we did there?!) when you watch Vanderpump Rules online these days? Exactly. It’s just business, dahling. Meanwhile, Stassi was amped up for the opening of PUMP, and Jax was stoked to have her back on the L.A. scene. Scheana Marie , on the other hand? Far from thrilled. It wasn’t long, in fact, before Scheana confronted Stassi about her wedding, telling Stassi she acts like she’s better than everyone, and then storming off. [Slow clap] So well rehearsed and convincing, Scheana. It’s a wonder that acting career hasn’t taken off by now, although she’s doing quite well here on Bravo. Finally, we have Kristen Doute and Tom Sandoval, who broke up months ago but are clearly obsessed with each other, at least if you ask the other one. “Tom needs to get out of my life,” Kristen says at one point, in between talking about Tom, chatting up his alleged paramours and talking about Tom some more. After she texts him to plan an exchange of their stuff, she headed over to their old place – where Tom now lives with Ariana – and then became a mess. Vanderpump Rules Cast Photos 1. Stassi Schroeder Sassy Stassi is the resident wit on Vanderpump Rules. She’s basically a young Lisa V. in the making. Kristen cried, said she’s so happy, stated that they all don’t have to “like each other,” told Ariana she doesn’t hate her, then cried more and got closure. We think? At first, Tom hesitated to relinquish the cable box, but when she said this would always keep them connected, he gave it up like Scheana Marie to Eddie Cibrian. Kristen, of course, having just achieved catharsis and excited to move on, said that even when she’s married with kids, she will likely think about Tom. Oye.

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Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 3 Recap: Will Kristen Doute Get Closure at Last?!

Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 2: Who Got FIRED By Lisa?

Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 2 proved to us that, well, the Bravo reality show’s title is no misnomer. Lisa Vanderpump rules, and with an iron fist if need be. The boss was all kinds of fired up on  Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 2 , laying the SMACK down on SUR staffers for some of their recent shenanigans. Like what, you ask? And who got FIRED as a result? Let’s recap … As you know if you watch Vanderpump Rules online , this crew likes to party. Well, that has a downside, and we’re not just talking about Instagram wars. Tom Sandoval and his British, selfie-loving DJ foil James, who came to blows at Scheana Marie’s birthday party, sparked some changes at the restaurant. Everyone involved feared that the HBIC might drop the hammer on them after they got into yet another public melee, but would Lisa really go that far? Before we learned the staff members’ fate, other important matters had to be covered. Literally, in the case of Jax Taylor’s tattoo of Stassi Schroeder’s name. With a black rose, no less. So symbolic. Obviously, Jax also got a Carmen tattoo, because his new girlfriend totally “lives there” and is totally a perfect fit for him for life, or at least the next 20 minutes. Obviously, Jax gave Carmen the boot on a pizza date IN THE SAME EPISODE, which didn’t go over well with her. She told him to grow up, which is unlikely. Speaking of the now de-inked Stassi, she’s back in L.A. and apartment hunting with her new beau. She tells Katie she needs a two-bedroom place. Meanwhile, Sheana is banged up after the fight at the party so she decides to cut ties with James and Kristen Doute, given that they are like totally toxic. At least Tom Sandoval is in her good graces for texting her a four-minute apology video of himself crying after she cut her foot and went to the hospital. Tom also slathered on a bunch of makeup after his fight with James to conceal just how badly he got his ass whomped, and it did a really good job. He enjoyed it a little too much, though. Lisa Vanderpump is pretty pissed at all of them for this nonsense, and after much deliberation (and Tom Schwartz sweating bullets), she made her decision: Vanderpump Rules Cast Photos 1. Stassi Schroeder Sassy Stassi is the resident wit on Vanderpump Rules. She’s basically a young Lisa V. in the making. James will have lots more time to take Beamer selfies all day because he’s been fired, while both Kristen Doute and Tom were suspended from SUR. Don’t mess with the Pump. Speaking of which, Lisa interviewed a bunch of hot men for her new restaurant, PUMP. Those men will be wearing pink button down shirts that are too small. Finally, Peter Madrigal actually spoke for once and made the most of it, telling off Kristen Doute and claiming she is a detriment to the entire establishment. The truth hurts.

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Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 2: Who Got FIRED By Lisa?