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Lala Kent Slams Vanderpump Rules Cast: They Think They’re Kardashians!

Lala Kent’s departure from Vanderpump Rules has felt more than a little anti-climactic. Lala quit the show back in August, while season five was still filming and thus far, the show hasn’t addressed her absence in any concrete way. We’re told she’ll come back for a final send-off, but at this point, viewers (and the show’s storylines) have already moved on. Anyway, there are many theories as to why Lala left the series so abruptly, but most of them have to do with her mystery boyfriend . Lala is allegedly dating an older, married sugar daddy type (social media seems convinced that it’s Hollywood producer Randall Emmett, but that has yet to be confirmed), and she’s made no secret of the fact that she was not happy with inquiries into her love life from co-stars and fans. (Pro tip: If you want to keep your relationship a secret, don’t go on a reality show that’s almost entirely focused on the personal lives of its cast.) Now that Lala is no longer on the show, she’s probably washed her hands of the of the castmates who either pretended to like her (Tom Sandoval and Ariana) or openly despised her (everyone else), right? Wrong-o! She’s still throwing shade, but now she’s doing it on a podcast hosted by Sammi Giancola from Jersey Shore, which sounds like a joke about life on the Z-list but is instead something that actually happened. Naturally, Lala opened up about her feelings on Stassi and company, telling Giancola that the other girls on the show retroactively used her bullying of Katie as an excuse to be mean: “I feel like this season they tried to make it look like they were coming at me because of the way I spoke to Katie, but they were mean to me last season the second I walked into SUR,” Lala says. “So it’s not adding up, what they’re saying. I’ve apologized a million and one times.” She goes on to say that she wants nothing to do with their clique, which is only something you say when you very badly want to be part of someone’s clique: “I don’t wanna be a part of their clique,” she says. “You have to know that in L.A., yeah it’s cool to be a part of the show – whatever – but, out here, if I were really rolling around with those girls, like in real life no cameras around – it’s such a bad look.” She adds: “They think they’re Kardashians! The way that they talk and the way they act, you would think we’re the biggest reality television cast in all of history.” As for that infamous non-disclosure agreement that Lala rather sketchily asked her friends to sign, she claims it had nothing to do with her alleged relationship with Emmett, and everything to do with James Kennedy’s sketchiness:  “James wasn’t even at [the music festival] with me,” Lala clarifies. “He was given a NDA because he sometimes likes to film me while I’m stoned, or whatever it may be, and I would like to know what’s being put on the internet, because we all know that he doesn’t have a filter. Tom and Ariana really did go to [music festival] with me and they were never given any agreement.” Speaking of James, Lala has apparently seen the light, as she says she and DJ Slytherin are no longer friends: “I’ve chosen to remove myself,” she says. “James will always be James. I slowly started seeing why people don’t connect with him and why he rubs people the wrong way.” She adds: “But if his girlfriend wants to be one of those brainless people, then that’s her prerogative; if she wants to turn the other cheek, then you go girl. Whatever you want to believe.” That’s a bit like listening to people who are just now realizing that they shouldn’t have voted for a cartoon rich guy from the ’80s to be president, but hey, at least it’s a step in the right direction. View Slideshow: Lala Kent: Best Instagram Pics of Vanderpump Rules’ Newest Star

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13 Times Vanderpump Rules Was Like Mean Girls

Vanderpump Rules chronicles lives and loves of the very lucky employees of SUR, but why can they never get along? If you watch Vanderpump Rules online , you will know that all of the stars of the show seem to want to be the one being followed by the rest of the cast.  Said cliques always seem to have someone else vying for the power to be at the top of the pack.  It's similar to the way Mean Girls played out. You had Regina George at the top of the food chain, before being knocked down a few pegs.  It's tiring to keep up with the ever changing dynamics among one of the hottest reality TV casts in the history of reality TV.  Scroll down for some examples of when the hit Bravo series was like Mean Girls.  1. Stassi Hates On Scheana’s Wedding Dress Stassi hates not being the center of attention, so you can only imagine her rage when her sworn nemesis Scheana was getting married. Yes, it was a crop top wedding dress and no matter what anyone says, it was AMAZING. Stassi, on the other hand, is just Regina George. 2. Sandoval Cries About… Sandoval always seems to get emotional at the reunion episodes. He lays out all of the facts in such a condescending manner that it makes us wonder why someone has not lunged at him. Yeah, he would fit into North Shore High School. 3. Katie HATES Lala Kent Katie and Lala are not friends. The pair have been horrible to each other throughout the series, but Katie was a complete bitch to Lala when Lala tried to apologize for her behavior. Instead, Katie opted to call Lala out for allegedly sleeping with a married man. These arguments are definitely petty. Is there even any proof about who Lala’s sharing a bed with? Umm, no. 4. Spreading Like Wildfire Rumors spread like wildfire in SUR… much like they did in Mean Girls. These two chefs laughing about Kristen being given the pink slip was EVERYTHING. 5. Stassi vs. Scheana Stassi pretty much hated Scheana from the get-go because she was the new girl at SUR. Stassi would not let her forget the fact that she was boning Eddie Cibrian. Even though they make up every few months, Stassi always has some sort of resentment towards Scheana. It’s almost like she thinks Scheana can dethrone her and take her friends away. Plot twist: Stassi’s bad attitude sent her friends Scheana’s way without the help of Scheana. 6. We PICK Your Friends! When Scheana decided to stick by Katie in her pursuit against Lala, Katie seemed to think Scheana was friends with Lala. This paved the way for some pathetic scenes that shows Katie, Stassi and Kristen giving Scheana some ground rules about who she can hang around with. Yeah, these girls never really left school. View Slideshow

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Kylie Jenner Enlists Kourtney Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner for Amateur Porn on Snapchat!

If Kylie Jenner’s lip kit venture fizzles out, she may find her calling as an amateur porn director. In a series of videos posted to her Snapchat account, Kylie enlists sister Kourtney Kardashian and her BFF Harry to tell the sordid tale of a booty call gone wrong. Honestly, you guys, this is the most hilarious thing you’ll see all week. We selected a handful of the best snaps that tell the story, each of which is about three seconds long so you won’t spend all day watching. First, we see Kylie on the phone accusing her sister of having a thing for her friend Harry. A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Feb 9, 2016 at 11:34pm PST Kourtney denies any feelings for the lad, saying that the two of them just happen to be staying in the same hotel. Cut to Kourt running down the hall, heading to Harry’s room and cackling about how she lied to Kylie. A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Feb 9, 2016 at 11:35pm PST In an Oscar-worthy performance, Harry answers the door, visibly nervous about Kourtney’s arrival and asks her to come back in an hour. A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Feb 9, 2016 at 11:36pm PST A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Feb 9, 2016 at 11:39pm PST A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Feb 9, 2016 at 11:40pm PST But an insatiable Kourtney pushes her way through, only to pull out a Meryl Streep-caliber performance herself. A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Feb 9, 2016 at 11:40pm PST Why is Kourt so shocked?? We-hell, it appears that Harry’s been hiding a VERY big secret. A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Feb 9, 2016 at 11:40pm PST Perhaps Harry is the first man Caitlyn has been with since she declared on her show that she was through dating women ? Sadly for us, the story ends there, but we’d like to think this is where the bow-chica-wow-wow music is queued.  Kudos to all of the actors and to budding auteur Kylie Jenner for having a bit of fun with us all. And if this “film” proves anything, it’s that they really aren’t acting on Keeping Up With the Kardashians .  View Slideshow: Kourtney Kardashian Naked on Keeping Up: Behind the Scenes Pics!

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Kendall Jenner, George Clooney & More: Star Sightings 2.10.16

Last night's premiere of Zoolander No. 2 kicked off New York Fashion Week in the best way possible. Models and celebrities united on a runway/step & repeat to celebrate a film that pokes fun of the business of high fashion.   Everyone from Anna Wintour to Kendall Jenner was at Alice Tully Hall in Lincoln Center to toast Justin Theroux, Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller. What else were your favorite stars up to?  Check out the sightings below.   1. Kendall and Kris Jenner: ‘Zoolander No. 2’ World Premiere Kris and Kendall Jenner attend the ‘Zoolander 2’ World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall on February 9, 2016 in New York City. 2. This Guy Wins Susan Sarandon and her son, Miles Robbin attend the world premiere of ‘Zoolander No. 2’ at Alice Tully Hall on February 9, 2016 in New York City. 3. Caitlyn Jenner Grabs Starbucks in NYC Caitlyn Jenner grabs a cup of Starbucks in New York on February 10th, 2016 4. George and Amal Clooney Land in Germany George and Amal Clooney land at Tegel airport in Germany on February 10th, 2016 for the 66th annual International Berlin Film Festival. 5. Mischa Barton: NYLON Magazine’s Muses and Music party Mischa Barton attends the Muses and Music party hosted by NYLON Magazine at No Vacancy on February 9, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. 6. Teresa Giudice Shows Off Her Book in New York Teresa Giudice shows off her new book before heading into the ‘Watch What Happens Live’ studios in New York on February 9th, 2016. View Slideshow

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Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 13 Recap: The B!tch is Back!

She’s back, baby. She is most definitely motherf–king back. While the SUR crew partied in Hawaii, Stassi Schroeder made her long-awaited return to L.A. on  Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 13 . There, she revealed the truth about her sex tape and more … Truth be told, she’s groveling. She’s in a low place in her life after telling everyone to go f–k themselves, and it’s kind of great. She and Kristen cried over missing Katie’s engagement, while throwing back two bottles of white wine (no judgment.  More like respect).  Then Stassi admitted to filming a one-woman show that Scheana showed to others for a laugh.   At this point, anyone who makes a sex tape has to understand that the chances of it going public are high. Kristen is dating Jax’s friend, Kevin from Austin.  Kevin, according to Stassi, may have a live-in girlfriend.  This is not his biggest offense, however.  Kristen ordered Kevin an Uber to meet her and Stassi at a restaurant.  The dead-ass couldn’t get one himself? Meanwhile, in Hawaii, a bunch of people who don’t deserve nice things drank their way around the island, and one of them managed to commit a felony! Scheana’s outpatient rehab service is failing, since her one and only patient, Shay is on the sauce.  Did he not heed her warning of doing every OTHER shot?  Or stopping when he gets a good buzz?   Lala revealed that James suffers from whiskey d–k, and you kind of feel bad for the guy until he opens his mouth.  You have to wonder if his 7-hour romp with Lauren the other hostess was made up… Jax’s girlfriend, Brittany, wants to bury the hatchet with Lala and start over.  Lala’s all “whatever, take off them rose colored glasses.” And finally, Jax’s penchant for stealing finally catches up with him.  Somehow, between waking up and killing time before their flight back to LA (after which they must make it to a Third Eye Blind concert), Jax got hammered, walked into a store and stole a pair of $300 sunglasses. Because of the price point, Jax was charged with felony theft, with bail set at $11,000. Instead of leaving him on the island to rot, the gang waits around for Jax.  They finally head to the airport with 90 minutes to spare, and Jax is able to meet them and catch a flight home.  Brittany must have packed up his stuff for him back at the hotel (bless her heart), and when he got to the airport, she just stood there, unable to look at him. “I’m sorry,” he kept saying.  “I understand if you don’t want to be with me anymore.” The guy is a loser and a kleptomanaic. The end. If you  watch Vanderpump Rules online , you know all too well that Stassi is a polarizing figure even by the Bravo show’s high standards. Watch Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 13 Online

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Kourtney Kardashian: Dating Again! Happier Than EVER!

“Kourtney is 100% over Scott,” says a source close to the oldest Kardashian sibling, referring to longtime partner Scott Disick. “Not in a hateful way, but she has completely moved on.”  On the heels of earlier reports that  Kourtney Kardashian is moving on with her life, another insider says the mother of three very much is. After a rough 2015 that included a tough breakup from Disick and somehow hooking up with Justin Bieber , Kourt is on the up and up. “She is the happiest she's been in a really long time – since probably before Mason was born,” the source explains of the 36-year-old. “When she had him, she really became introverted.” “She wanted to stay home with the kids. This breakup has really showed her that she needs to focus on herself,” the source goes on. “She's spending a lot of time out and about with her girlfriends, is planning dinners and nights out. She's happy and glowing.” “Not to mention getting back out there. “[Kourtney] is dating,” the source reveals. “No one special, but she is putting herself out there and is open to the right set-ups.” “She's not pushing it though.” Given that she has 6-year-old Mason, 3-year-old Penelope, and 13-month-old Reign to think about, she's got a lot on her plate. At the same time Kourt “knows she's done having kids,” and while they will always be her top priority, she's turned a page in a sense. Taking care of herself is the main theme of Kourtney's 2016, during which she vows “to live more in the present and less on [her] phone.” Moreover, she seeks “to continue on the workout mission that [she] started,  and to continue to straighten [her] relationship with Jesus.” As for relations with the Lord? “Kourtney and Scott will always have a cordial relationship for the kids … they are filming, so any time they're together, it's for the show.” Despite recent positive developments with Scott, such as Disick buying a bachelor pad close by for the kids, there is NO RECONCILIATION. “Scott is still in a dark place,” the source says, adding, “All the rumors of Kourtney and Justin Bieber really threw him off.” Scott also recently started seeing Swedish model  Lina Sandberg , making it clear that like Kourtney, he's looking ahead, not back.

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‘Real Housewives’ Gather For Designer Bash: Star Sightings 1.08.2016

While Cate Blanchett described the Golden Globes as a ” sweaty mosh pit ,” a few famous reality faces celebrated the opening of Mark Zunino Atelier in Beverly Hills. Zunino made  The Real Housewives of Orange County 's Tamra Judge's wedding dress, so it was only right that Gretchen Rossi come to his party. Lisa Vanderpump and her two dogs/children Giggy and Prince Harry made an appearance, as did former Beverly Hills wifey Carlton Gebbia. See what else your favorite celebs were up to in today's star sightings. 1. Lisa Vanderpump & Gretchen Rossi: Mark Zunino Atelier Opening Lisa Vanderpump and Gretchen Rossi attended the opening of Mark Zunino Atelier in Beverly Hills, CA on January 7th, 2016. 2. Taylor Lautner Catches A UCLA Basketball Game Taylor Lautner watched UCLA Bruins defeated the Arizona Wildcats 87-84 at Pauley Pavilion in Los Angeles on January 7th, 2016. 3. Cate Blanchett Tapes Jimmy Kimmel Live! Golden Globe nominee Cate Blanchett arrived for an appearance Jimmy Kimmel Live! in Hollywood on January 7th, 2016. 4. Stassi Schroeder: Mark Zunino Atelier Opening Reality star Stassi Schroeder attends the opening of Mark Zunino Atelier in Beverly Hills, CA on January 7th, 2016. 5. Hilary Duff’s Son, Luca Dances On The Sidewalk Hilary Duff takes pictures of her son, Luca, dancing on the sidewalk while out in Beverly Hills, CA on January 8th, 2016. 6. Nicky Hilton Runs Errands in Beverly Hills Nicky Hilton Rothschild ran errands in Beverly Hills while being chased by photographers on January 7th, 2016. View Slideshow

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Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 20 Recap: Sex Tape Secrets and Scandals!

On Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 20, or part two of the Bravo show’s reunion special, some sexy secrets came to light, and a whole lot more. Specifically, the Stassi Schroeder sex tape rumors appear to be true, which a surprising twist involving Scheana Marie that may explain so much … The biggest takeaway from Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 20 was definitely the revelation that Stassi once filmed herself getting dirty on video. Apparently, this is also where Stassi’s hatred for Scheana Marie stems from. This secret was actually pretty well kept, but under constant attack from her co-stars for hating on Scheana, Stassi just had to put it out there now. To “clear her name,” as Kristen Doute would say. Yeah. Something like that. Schroeder claims that when Scheana saw the sex tape – it’s of her pleasuring herself, we believe not with a guy – she actually tried to make it public. “You guys all f–king know why she f–king hates Scheana,” Kristen said. “Should I bring up why I actually hate Scheana?” Stassi asked, virtually begging for someone to please say yes, please explain (Andy Cohen obliged). And so she did, openly admitting the fact that her ex-boyfriend has a tape of her and that he showed it to everyone at SUR, including Scheana Marie. Stassi believes Scheana encouraged him to sell the sex tape to TMZ. Unfortunately, when you watch Vanderpump Rules online , you will not see her name the ex-boyfriend or Scheana admit that she did this (allegedly). You also won’t hear her get into the details, such as whether she climaxed on video, or whether she was nude, or how long it is, or whether it’s in HD. Basically, it’s a whole lot of nothing, but it’s still incredible that a tape is out there and to hear its supposed role in her feud with Scheana was eye-opening. Stassi did say that she filmed herself, and showed it to her ex privately, implying that he’s the one who showed it around town with ulterior motives. So she dated someone even shadier than Jax? No small feat. Meanwhile, Lisa Vanderpump said she and Stassi have no relationship, while Katie seems to be in that same boat, based on how spurned she still feels. Is there any chance Stassi is back on the show next season? Also last night, Tom Schwartz pretended to propose to Katie Maloney AGAIN, pulling out a cocktail ring and asking if she’d continue being his girlfriend. The six month ultimatum is almost up and she’s got to be getting tired of these proposal fake outs at some point, so he’s treading on some thin ice here. 26 Classic Vanderpump Rules Moments in GIFs 1. Stassi Schroeder Hits Kristen Doute View Photo Stassi Schroeder open hand slaps Kristen Doute on Vanderpump Rules. It was such an epic moment, it’s worth watching on endless loop. 2. Kristen Doute Drinking View Photo Kristen doing what she does best. If she could only get paid to booze…then she wouldn’t have to worry about getting fired from SUR! 3. Lisa Vanderpump Enjoys Wine View Photo Lisa likes to practice moderation. Yes, by SUR standards, she’s moderate. 4. Jax Taylor: True Romantic View Photo Jax has a way with words. Here, he seduces Stassi as only he can. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Ring on a String View Photo Yeah. Epic fail by Tom Schwartz on that one. Guy means well when it comes to Katie Maloney but is just so awkward. 6. Get the F–k Over It View Photo Ariana Madix spells out where things stand matter-of-factly on Vanderpump Rules. 7. Awk. Ward. View Photo Peter Madrigal and Vail Bloom went on the awkwardest date of all time in Season 3. In fairness to both … the other made it pretty awkward too. 8. Stassi vs. Scheana Marie View Photo Stassi places an order with Scheana. Ironically, Scheana is the one who got served. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Tom Schwartz on Lisa Vanderpump View Photo Tom expresses his thoughts on Lisa. We’re sure most of the SUR staff feels the same. 10. We Had Sex! We Had Sex! View Photo Miami Girl, a.k.a. AnneMarie Kunkel, makes her version of events known to Tom Sandoval, who denies this. 11. Stassi Schroeder: Suck One! View Photo Stassi delivers one of her classic burns. The girl knows her way around an insult. 12. Tom Sandoval Sums Up Kristen Doute View Photo Tom Sandoval assesses Kristen’s strengths. She’s a talented lady. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Stassi Schroeder’s Terrifying Threat View Photo Stassi’s insanely detailed threats might be the best part of Vanderpump Rules. Even if they make us question her sanity. 14. Jax Taylor: Smacked With a Dildo View Photo Jax Taylor takes a wang to the face. He seems okay with it. 15. Kristen Got Fired, Bro! View Photo Kristen Doute got fired from SUR in the third season of Vanderpump Rules. It was a joyous day for all. 16. I’m Sorry You Heard That … View Photo I’m sorry you heard that … says Jax Taylor, who most likely said exactly whatever it is he is now lying about and believes is just a case of someone “hearing” a rumor. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Stassi Schroeder: Life Advice View Photo Stassi offers some wise words. If only she would follow her own advice. 18. Stassi to Jax: You’re a Douche! View Photo Stassi speaks the truth to Jax. Say what you will about her, the girl is honest. 19. Not the Best Singer View Photo That may be the understatement of all time by Scheana Marie. 20. Stassi is Back! View Photo Stassi quit SUR in season 2, but we all knew she wouldn’t be able to stay away for long. Now she’s back…with a tiara, for some reason. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Lisa Vanderpump Calls It Like It Is View Photo Lisa Vanderpump lays down the law with Kristen. It’s about time somebody did! 22. Stassi on Scheana’s Wedding Dress View Photo Stassi assesses Scheana’s wedding dress. Needless to say, she doesn’t care for it. 23. Tom Sandoval Gets Emotional View Photo Tom sums up our thoughts on another season of Vanderpump coming to an end. Say it ain’t so! 24. Ariana Can’t Believe It View Photo Neither can we … this is our reaction to most episodes of Vanderpump Rules. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Babe, Uh, Tom … Kristen Doute is totally over Tom Sandoval. Totally. 26. Stassi is Always Right View Photo Don’t you forget it. Stassi Schroeder is the HBIC … or so she thinks. The End. Up Next: ” 26 Classic Vanderpump Rules Moments in GIFs .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…

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Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 9 Recap: What Happens in San Diego …

Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 9 saw the crew road trip it for a guys’ weekend in San Diego where, as ANYone could have predicted, Jax cheated on Tiffany. The best/worst part? Tiffany got Jax and his buddies the room as a present. Watch Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 9 Online Their wild night in San Diego unsurprisingly ended with Jax Taylor railing some girl in the bathroom, according to Tom Sandoval. Jax denies this, but … Jax is also a pathological liar and kind of a little unstable. Just saying. It most likely happened, we’re going to go out on a limb and say, since Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 9 is far from the first case of shady Jax antics. Given that Tiffany, who works in the hospitality industry, went out of her way to set up Jax, Tom, Peter and the other Tom up, this is even more ridiculous. Jax’s version of events involves less railing, but the girl throwing up in his hotel room’s bathroom after she inappropriately tried to touch him. Anyone buy that? Even that version upset Tiffany, who hung up on him immediately. Are they done for good? We’ll find out soon enough. Are he and Tom Sandoval on the outs again? That’s also a possibility because of Jax’s hypocrisy. Tom believes that had this been anyone else, Jax would be all over them, running his mouth and talking about how they did X, Y and Z to anyone who would listen. You know, like he did with Katie Maloney motorboating crotch . Back in L.A., Scheana Marie spoke with Lisa Vanderpump, obviously, about whether or not to invite Katie to her bridal shower and bachelorette weekend. Either Lisa feels she has to counsel the staff in order to sell the show’s narrative, or the staff are just needy, but she tends to meddle in their affairs quite often. Vanderpump Rules Cast Photos 1. Vanderpump Rules Cast: Season 3 The Season 3 cast of Vanderpump Rules. It is certainly an entertaining, growing and diverse (at least in terms of personality) cast of characters, as fans know well … Initially, Scheana had only invited Tom Schwartz to the wedding, but Lisa told her you can’t do that and shun his girlfriend. So Katie’s in. Stassi Schroeder, though? That’s a different story altogether, given their history. Scheana and Stassi again tried to patch things up over drinks. It didn’t go well, as Stassi said she never wants to be friends with her … and called her a gypsy. Yes, Stassi says she won’t miss Scheana Marie or her eyelashes, turban, or leotards. Ms. Marie may not work in the kitchen, but that was a serious BURN. Whose side are you on in that feud? And is there any way Jax didn’t cheat? Follow the link to watch Vanderpump Rules online and relive the craziness for yourself.

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Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 5 Recap: Does Katie Maloney Motorboat Crotch?

Last night on Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 5, Kristen and Tom returned to work at SUR after being suspended, while Stassi was given a big opportunity by Lisa. Meanwhile, Tom Schwartz made a HUGE commitment (well, for him anyway) in hopes of appeasing Katie’s concerns, while she also faced some hard core accusations. What did those consist of, and how did everything go down (sort of literally)? Watch Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 5 Online Picking up where Episode 4 left off, Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 5 saw Schwartz try to get out of the doghouse after quitting his job at PUMP spectacularly. To show he can commit to stuff, while also delaying marriage talks with Katie Maloney, he adopted a rescue dog! Which was silly looking but so, SO cute. So cute, in fact, that she envisioned the puppy as the ring bearer in the wedding Tom desperately wants to avoid thinking about! So that totes backfired! Meanwhile, if you watch Vanderpump Rules online , you know Lisa Vanderpump and Stassi Schroeder are often at odds. Well, this week things are good. In fact, Lisa hired Stassi to be her stylist for a photo shoot, a gesture she felt was generous as the youngster could put the experience on her resume. Yet Stassi didn’t see it that way, feeling Lisa treated her like an assistant and not a professional. Lisa, for her part, felt her former staffer was ungrateful. All of that took a back seat to the drama with Katie and Jax Taylor , however. According to Jax and Scheana Marie, not only is it possible to motorboat someone’s crotch, but Katie did just that, between some unidentified actor’s legs! Jax began relaying that Katie had cheated on Schwartz in this manner, a dubious claim because it’s Jax, a man who lies like he gets pointless nose jobs. Still, Scheana claimed she saw the entire incident, so the rumors spread. Sadly, the actor who supposedly had his crotch motorboated by Katie Maloney was never revealed, but Jax and the accused motorboater had words. When Tom Sandoval , Tom Schwartz and Jax joined Katie for brunch, Sandoval and Jax just grilled her on this alleged incident, while Schwartz did nothing. Seriously. He just freaking sat there while Jax tore his girlfriend a new one. Vanderpump Rules Cast Photos 1. Stassi Schroeder Sassy Stassi is the resident wit on Vanderpump Rules. She’s basically a young Lisa V. in the making. Beyond whimpering “Bubby” a few times (whatever the heck that means), he did not stick up for his girl one iota … or ask if the rumor was true for that matter. Katie eventually stormed off after getting railroaded by that douche Jax. When Tom Schwartz ran after her, did he at least defend her stance or comfort her? No, he told her that she was basically the instigator in all of this. Now there’s a standup guy. Totes future fiance and husband material.

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