This is what the States needs to put in place in front of every single vending machine, drive thru window, and WalMart check out line… The Russian did subsidized tickets for people who do 30 squats…meaning do the squats, save the money, get more fit, do it 3 times a day, and motherfucker, you got yourself a hot booty… I know what you’re thinking, of course the Russians did this, they are far better than the Americans, just look at every Olympics….or if you’re like me…you’re thinking the US Government would rather spend money on bullshit…corruption while keeping the public fat as fuck…because fat people are lazy, sick, make money for the pharma companies…make less headaches by protesting… I guess this is to promote the Olympics…and it is genius.
This is what the States needs to put in place in front of every single vending machine, drive thru window, and WalMart check out line… The Russian did subsidized tickets for people who do 30 squats…meaning do the squats, save the money, get more fit, do it 3 times a day, and motherfucker, you got yourself a hot booty… I know what you’re thinking, of course the Russians did this, they are far better than the Americans, just look at every Olympics….or if you’re like me…you’re thinking the US Government would rather spend money on bullshit…corruption while keeping the public fat as fuck…because fat people are lazy, sick, make money for the pharma companies…make less headaches by protesting… I guess this is to promote the Olympics…and it is genius.
Her name is Cheryl Cole and you probably don’t know her. If you do you aren’t from the States, but rather the UK where she was in a pop band and a host of some X-Factor shit that she couldn’t leverage to America, because as you can see from her tattoos she’s a gutter trashy chick who was built hot enough to be packaged in a pop band, but who was never quite “refined” enough to do much else…and now that her career has clearly gone to low level status, she’s releasing a calendar for her gutter fans who can’t afford computer or any technology that makes calendars totally obsolete…and shit’s a little steamy and a little porny and I like every second of her soccer player marrying ass…
While everyone was focused on Blue Ivy’s every move (and mean mug ), 2-year-old Cali Dream was patiently waiting for her moment to shine, and did, during the premiere of The Game’s feel-good reality show “Marrying The Game.” So adorable, lovable and sweet, it’s clear that she’ll soon be everyone’s favorite celebrity kid not named Major Harris. Here’s a photo gallery of The Game’s precious preciousness being adorable. Take a look. Continue reading →
While everyone was focused on Blue Ivy’s every move (and mean mug ), 2-year-old Cali Dream was patiently waiting for her moment to shine, and did, during the premiere of The Game’s feel-good reality show “Marrying The Game.” So adorable, lovable and sweet, it’s clear that she’ll soon be everyone’s favorite celebrity kid not named Major Harris. Here’s a photo gallery of The Game’s precious preciousness being adorable. Take a look. Continue reading →
There won’t be any nightclubs, champagne poppin’, or celebrity guests, but the people are nice… A Gallery Of The 10 Friendliest Cities In America Via HuffingtonPost We sure do like our clichés in the States. In our annual Readers’ Choice Survey, we ask readers to rate cities on a number of factors, including “friendliness.” Southern hospitality shines on that front — in the Top 10, all but three of the cities are in the South — while a total of five towns in the stereotypically brash Northeast earned spots on the mean-city list. After you’ve explored our readers’ choices for friendly U.S. cities, see which of them made it onto our list of the most and least friendly cities in the world. You will never guess which city came in #1… Flip it over to find out. Image via Shutterstock Continue reading →
Roll that isht, light that isht, smoke that isht! Illinois Legalizes Medical Kush For Patients Via HuffingtonPost Illinois on Thursday officially became the 20th U.S. state to legalize medical mary jane. At a ceremony at the University of Chicago, Democratic Gov. Pat Quinn signed the bill while joined by Jim Champion, a military veteran who suffers from multiple sclerosis, the Chicago Tribune reports. “I feel that this is something, whatever faith we practice, we all believe that helping those who are sick, helping them recover and also helping them deal with pain, that’s a tenet in every faith and every religion,” the governor said a the Thursday ceremony, as reported by NBC Chicago. The law — instituting a four-year pilot medical mary jane program — will go into effect on Jan. 1. It allows individuals with serious diseases including cancer, HIV and multiple sclerosis to get a special ID card allowing them to buy limited amounts — up to two-and-a-half ounces — of medical mary jane from one of 60 state-licensed dispensaries. Medical mary jane users must have established relationships with a doctor who will OK their usage of the drug. Furthermore… Illinois’ rules are among some of the strictest in the nation, according to Karen O’Keefe, director of state policies at the Mary jane Policy Project. The Washington-D.C. based legalization advocacy group tracks state laws and helps some craft bills. For one, Illinois won’t allow home growing operations like more than a dozen other states do. The growing centers will have to be under 24-hour video surveillance, which is uncommon compared to other states. O’Keefe said most states also have more general guidelines on who can obtain medical mary jane. Legalizing medical mary jane faced some opposition in Illinois, mainly from opponents who feared it would encourage drug use and authorities who feared it would complicate driving-under-the-influence tests. Some anti-crime groups also objected to the 2.5-ounce amount, which they said was too much. Bill sponsor Rep. Lou Lang, dismissed the concerns, saying it would be difficult to obtain the drug for anyone who didn’t need it. “This was for the patients,” Lang said Thursday. “This was for the state of health care … in Illinois.” He has also said that the 2.5-ounce amount is to accommodate patients who ingest, not smoke, it, such as baked goods. So if you’re “sick”, Illinois is the place for you to find relief.
This book is almost too awesome for me to put into words. I’ve long been a fan of the Legend of Zelda. It is not only my personal favorite video game series, but arguably the greatest series in video gaming, period. When this book released in Japan for Zelda’s 25 year anniversary, many hoped it would get translated and come to the States. Thankfully, our wish has been granted. This book is about as high-quality as they come. The opening letter from Shigeru Miyamoto sets a wonderful, celebrato
As far as we know, bringing Cuban cigars back to the states is still illegal. But after spotting Jay-Z and Beyoncé celebrating their 5th wedding anniversary in Havana, Cuba, aka “Cigar Capital of the World,” you best believe Hova is finagling a way to bring some of those fine cigars back home. Seeing Jigga and Bey in Pitbull’s native land reminded us that if you go through enough Jay-Z photos, it’s evident that the BK MC is an aficionado of stogies. Continue
Goodbye, Arkansas. Hello, Asia. The Duggar family is headed to Asia for a three-episode special on TLC next month, as you can only imagine the craziness that ensues when 25 individuals and 40 suitcases make such a trek. And that’s not even counting the crew! Let’s hope they didn’t forget the Duggars Tater Casserole recipe back in the States and some of that deliciousness can be spread abroad – and let’s also all 19 kids come back in one piece! Watch a sneak preview now: 19 Kids and Counting: Duggars Do Asia Promo
