Anastasia Ashley is a hot surfer chick who I’d love to watch surfing on my wave….of belly fat while she’s trying to find my penis…something I’ve seen countless girls do…but none were ever pro surfers… Unfortunately she doesn’t answer me when I write comments on her facebook page…or to her twitter…she gets on all the hot Athlete lists, probably has some lame surfer boyfriend she thinks is cool cuz he teaches her moves, you know like girl skaters do with skaters….I heard the Avril Lavigne song, I know how these action sports people work… Luckily, I know a guy who knows a guy who knows how to hack emails, websites and whatever the fuck else, that will get him arrested, but that gets me hot pics of hot asses on private beaches surfing…She’s fit, I want to chip a tooth on her booty muscle while running away from sharks….cuz no one wants to lose an arm to those fuckers like JESUS LOVING WHICH DID HER A LOT OF GOOD BETHANY HAMILTON …it makes giving double handjobs impossible….
Karissa Shannon Superstar is right….This clip is fucking amazing….and I can’t wait to see the whole video…which is out next week….LEGENDARY….loving seeing her get her whore hair pulled…genius…. I managed to convince my friend at Vivid to send me a clip from the Karissa Shannon Superstar sex tape ….We’ve already seen some of the black on blonde, light bondage, natural lookin’ Playboy body unphotoshopped in these ScreenShots ….but I always prefer seeing the real video… Celebrity Sex Tapes is really what I live for. It is a big reason I have this site. I remember seeing the Pam and Tommy video many years ago and thinking that seeing a bitch from TV fucking is just a genius concept, even if she is just a slut, because now everyone knows she’s one…. It is one of those she has money, she has fame, she doesn’t need to waste her time letting the world see her fuck, but I’m fucking glad she did…and I am sure the inspiration behind this tape, Kim Kardashian feels the same fucking way, there is no way she can say she didn’t want to fuck on camera or have the world see a dick inside her, and there’s no way she’s regretting that shit cuz now she’s the biggest fucking ass, tits and thing in Hollywood….a real fucking money maker…when she’s nothing but a pornstar with strategy and a good PR team…. I don’t know much about this Karissa Shannon bitch, I just know that she’s obviously the uglier of the twins, because the ugly twin is always the insecure twin who does bad things to stand out from the other twin they secretly hate. I don’t know how they ended up in Playboy, but some sources tell me because they let Hef fuck them up the ass, becasue they were just trashy enough, with fake blonde hair and a novelty that they were twins, young and willing to get through the process…..and who really cares, Playboy fucking sucks, it is dying along with Hef, it is boring and it takes these porn looking chicks and gives them the taste of getting naked, when really they shoulda just started out in porn… But I guess if they started out in porn, I would have nothing to get excited about, because this sex tape wouldn’t mean shit and it is really all I have going on right now… It may be desperate, it may be bottom feeding, but it is young pussy getting railed by black cock, and in this Hip Hop era, I see nothing wrong with any of this…even if this Sam Jones III actor turned drug dealer turned attempted rapper and record exec is exploiting this bitch to get himself ahead…shit’s still worth watching…cuz dumb whores even when being used is just as hot as them using themselves to get ahead… Just remember that after all this hype about her the last month, she still only has 17,000 twitter followers, her’s got 5,800 meaning this Sex Tape may be their only hope…but the good news is that it is still a sex tape, and that’s good enough for me… To find out more….Follow this Link GO
These are some pictures stolen from facebook. I assume the person who took the picture was friends with J.Lo, but then she pissed him off, so he decided to try to embarrass her. Or maybe the real J.Lo is actually cool, laid back, into getting medicated and grabbing her own tit, like a date rape victim, only when you take the pictures of this medicated, tit grabbing bitch, you don’t have to worry about it being evidence that comes to haunt you, but instead as a souvenir cuz she did whatever the fuck she’s doing to herself…. I just know, the fact these exist, make me like her a lot more than the hatred I had for her, like real hate…before seeing this picture.. Pretty fucking amazing…
